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Sex before marriage is a sin.

Masturbation is a sin.

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>sin

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Will Bernie win?

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The Virgin pile of rocks
The Chad wonder of the ancient world

I kinda hope so, just so things can get crazy.

>all politicians are currently born between 1945-1960
really makes you think why it's such a shitfest bros

>get crazy
don't you have homework to do?

I'm in my 20s tho

job soon™

youtu.be/VIYthyp2lto

still rangebanned :c

placer?

For how long do you intend on listing to the same genre of music over and over and over again? Don't you ever get bored of it? The same type of pop, rap, animu, etc... songs?

You need a bit of change.
Come with me and listen to lullabies warped around the love of god:
youtube.com/watch?v=SuUwjxh8MLA

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tú y yo y zoboomafoo

Fucking hell lads the crazy staff member lady is being cheeky with me. She asked me when did i get to earlier as she knocked on my door & didn't answer. She said cheekly I hope you have not been solicitating your body on the streets. I told her I didn't get far enough to visit the brothel. She laughed.

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I fucking literally came home & posted about considering it. Now she brings it up. What the shit. Hahaha.

Reminder that the Egyptian ruling class was R1b before they drifted into diversity-decline

unironically think (You) might enjoy it, friend
yr certainly sociable
+ munny

wait what
rly?

Makes me wonder if the staff looked in the bottom draw of my drawer & it's become a inside staff joke. lol

callate

what did you put in there

wtf is munny

Really.
I put the pocket pussy & lube in a shaving bag with shower gel.

I figure that's a good spot to hide it. I also considered hiding it on top of the AC.

He types like a retard (maybe he actually is) and probably meant money

are you autistic? of course it means money

youtu.be/5LBnMRWeV-E

cant stop coughing guys

whoa, i forgot about this song

what's wrong, friend?

>he doesn't watch pewdiepie

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LOL

Felix is a mad lad.

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zoomers are literally bizarro (actual) boomers

imagine being above the age of 16 and still watch pewdiepie
y i k e r s

(and that's a good thing)

any of you pirate games and movies and shit?
will i get a notice from say, comcast if i just pirate one thing and that's it

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I think it mostly depends on the specific content you're downloading. Certain content creators put spoofed torrents on torrent sites to track IPs of who's doing it, and then send notices to ISPs, who are then obliged to contact you. HBO is notorious for doing this, in particular.

youtu.be/SLLlSDpdPdE

sneed

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If he manages to get the support of white worker class dudes in non-democratic areas again, yes.

But if sjws, liberals and John Oliver make more "fucking rednecks" jokes then no.

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Might just sit in the front room tomorrow to eat breakfast & play this one for the two female staff. Thoughts?

youtu.be/UOgBFL6bJTY

Wonder how they would react if I played this one in front of the alcoholic.

youtu.be/t0fUDymAA6I

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youtu.be/Elk6NXBHjBg

banger desu
just go slow, bestbruce
no real rush

>wake up
>need to guzzle down water like a fish
Thinking about getting an IV bag and needle just to sleep normally

Be sure to blow some bubbles into the saline before you go to sleep

^rude
this is why late night /cum/ are the only good hours to post here

Just had a wank & now I'm off to sleep. Good night lads.

good night buddy

I don't want to be skinny fat anymore. I have been working out but see no progress.

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Thanks lad. Have a good day!

how long have you been doing it?

Oh yeah & before I go. In the morning when the staff lady knocks on everyones door to make sure their still alive. I'm going to reply back "Yes I'm still alive & alone" and see what she says after that comment about the brothel earlier. I could have a bit of fun playing around with this. Haha

About 2 months

Eat more, lift more.

Time to starve yourself bud.

You should see some progress by then. You're either not eating properly or you're not exercising properly.

i came and it got all over the bed it was supposed to stay in my pants

Are you getting the S10 lads?

Most of the wonders of the world were because of the Greek culture dingus.

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I'm still on my motorola flip phone and see no reason to upgrade

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I do, but I'm pretty sure it just fucks up my metabolism. I don't have enough time or money to eat often or prep food to pack. Such is life working 42 hours a week and having 6 classes while commuting everywhere.

Probably. I literally just go stay on the stair climber for like an hour because I'm pretty shit at everything else. I probably don't go as often I should either.

>motorola flip phone
The Razr V3 from 2005 ?

ya
it just werks

wtf hasn't USA shutdown the old network?

Not yet I think. Mine still werks and I think they're not going through with the shut down until the end of the year

going to ride it out until then

t. wog
also all of greek culture is just sandnigger shit

>stair climber
bud...
That's not going to get you out of skinnfat mode. You need to lift and eat properly. Or at least do some body weight exercises.

>also all of greek culture is just sandnigger shit

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white women are overrated

I still want to put my indian dic inside one.

good morning

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Just ate a delicious breakfast sandwich, eggs and ham on an English muffin. Gonna head to class soon, and after that class I have the rest of the day to myself.
/comfy/

Good morning, did you sleep well?

The liquor store opens soon hope the same guy who recognizes me and gives me dirty looks isn't there

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I can't imagine posting here past the age of 22

im getting fat

How old are you user

19

i remember thinking that 8 years ago

lift

like little baby

I'm really weak

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Public nudity needs to be legalized.

All drugs need to be decriminalized

Stairclimbers will destroy your knees, just lift and do cardio lmao