/brit/

based

*points at each of you in turn*
pint?
pint?
pint?

what u gonna make? i dont wanna say mine because its an idea i kind of came up with myself and i dont know if it is gonna be good or sound good and i dont want somebody to laugh at me or something

thats a girl?

an appletini for me please

Fat choon that lad

more like applepintini hehe

Bent poofter.

Superpower 2 is better than EU4.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest_prison_sentences_served
doing a read
>Oldest prisoner in the United States. Sentenced to death for the murder of a nightwatchman during a robbery at a yacht club in July 1949, his sentence was commuted to life in prison in 1954, only two hours before his scheduled execution.
mad
wonder if he's ever regretted having it commuted

have never not been slightly overweight

invite me to a private tracker pls

You're about to be left black and blue by a true blue

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ive gotten pretty fat since chrissy even popped a button off some pants the other day
might start lifting

im 186cm tall and under 60 kg

I like eu4 :)

don't mind sharing because it's the fiancée's idea haha
so basically yeah we've got the in-laws round on Sunday because we're dogsitting for them the weekend so when they come pick him back up we just said we'd do dinner, you know how it is, been a while and that
anyway so we recently got a pasta roller and mate this thing is brilliant, 1 egg and 70g of flour for like a whole bag's worth of pasta, it's mental, love it
so yeah I've been like Gino D'acampo as of late yeah knocking up all sorts so she's like shall we make lasagne like we did before for mum and dad and I'm like yeah can do and we use turkey mince because it's healthier innit so Saturday before the dog gets dropped off I'm gonna get loads of turkey mince in the weekly shop yeah and on Sat she's gonna make like a cottage pie or something with half of it then the rest goes in the lasagne
just makes sense dunnit, living frugally, brexit britain and that haha

arsegaylia

all australians should be ______

>66 years, 217 days
>Longest serving prisoner in North Carolina. Convicted for the rape of a five-year-old girl.[2]
Bloody freak

kissed

genuinely a shit attempt

your average big baz doesn't care about white or non-white, he just hates pakis

Given a British gf

white

blog the fuck on

subjected to high impact sexual violence

oh that sounds yummy also those pasta things are based i dont have one but they look cool ill give u a secret about my dinner since you told me yours im thinking of an asian style noodle soup with some garlic prawns and a few other things im not at liberty to discuss

Shagged by me if they are female and fit.

Saw a man with a hapa daughter, gave him a look of disgust for his miscegenation.
Later saw some 20-something chatting up a chinese bird, also gave him a dirty look.
Yellow fevered freaks? don't like 'em.

Heading down to the local with the lads. You in?

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what if they are not

are you gonna like make the prawns garlicky beforehand then they go in the soup like or is it a garlicky soup sorry I don't know how to ask this really I know asian stuff is usually like garlicky anyway innit so the way you said garlic prawns but not soup is just like ???
sorry I know I'm asking a lot of questions and you're like precious about it and that or whatever just having trouble picturing it mate, no offence
does sound good though to be fair love a wagamamas, me haha

Only if I get to kiss one

Bet mosely would boss quiz night

Can I come even if I don't have a black shirt?

Then I shan’t.

thoughts on eastern europeans speaking with an australian accent?

me, personally? that accent should only be reserved for blonde surfer bros

a chad looked mad at me today when i was talking to the potential asian gf

*points at each of them in turn*
pint?
pint?
pint?

based

you're damned if you do and damned if you do again

Niggers

Come @ me gchq man don’t care

yeah was gonna do them in some chimichurri sauce which is like herby garlicy sauce and then put them in with a bit of that sauce too so probably not too much garlic in the soup but still probably a clove or two
usually i do a clove for each serving which is usually three so maybe when i do it ill just do one since there will be garlic in the prawns and also the sauce

thinking about going to the gym for zante 2019

opinions?

lol jk, face, wealth and height is what is important to females

wealth being most important.

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damned if you don't, damned if you poo (nigger)

Think they give a fuck?

yes

got really upset when the chad looked at me btw

Not being a complete junkie helps

tf is a zante?

my house

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I think people dont care about race like you do xx

oi, he actually has 1000 followers on the 'gram
please show some respect

very bitter about women aren't you. i dont think its their fault you have no luck with them.

Big gay club

bet my xbox is in there the thieving cunts

shit-tier holiday destination for working-class mongoloids

Vile freak go shag your chinky import.

Social media including 4channel is for soy boys

hello, is my species welcome here?

Would vote for this

hate that on recipes with garlic and it's like "2 cloves" and you get your garlic out the fridge and some of the cloves are like slivers and the others are big fuck off bastards and you're like well is that really two then haha just go for it I say, big garlic fan to be fair, could be french in a past life haha
and yeah I know chimichurri well I say I know it, couldn't make it or anything but co-op do this flatbread thing called the chicken chimichurri whatever and it's got those little round chillis in it? anyway, it's the other half's favourite so whenever she's on a shift where she misses lunch and I'm home and she's like "get us that sandwich thing from the co-op with the little chillis I like" I know she means the chimichurri one
not that she'd ever call it that, I don't even know what it really is to be fair (herby garlicy, like you say, that's about it) bless her

nah, girls like drugs and guys that do drugs provided they're attractive and their life is on track.

nah im just red pilled a f.

i'm talking about top top females anyways, average ones are invisible to me.

can i suck your cock?

I shag

Love it when a couple ropes of spunk hit right at the back of your throat and dribble down. No better feeling.

Me and the girl I’m seeing are being a bit off with each other today, dunno why but I’m acting a little bit of a nob

I, too, shag

if red pilled means being sad, alone and moaning about women on the internet then you're absolutely right.

Not happy. Being billed £40 for a late payment

Bomb of mdma?

makes a change from usual when you're acting like you've got a bit of a little nob waheyyy

From who? Thats a bit fucked init

should have paid on time i reckon

*shuts eyes and raises finger* you mean.. whomst'd

what kind of brainlet confirms to recipes that strictly. put as much garlic as you want, dickhead. does your mum still wipe your arse for you?

England's first couple are over ladd

Rip

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hello nu-/brit/

been here since the beginning so try again

he has a very cunty face

much better couple right here

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i got some garlics the other day that had cloves so big i used 2 of them where the recipe was for a whole head of garlic lool and yeah chimichurri is just parsley garlic chilli and olive oil i think its yummy i had some prawns cooked in it that i made for the gents on australia day and they enjoyed also its good on a roll with some chorizo its like an argie hotdog
dont be so rude

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simply epic

Lets all go to zante 2k19 with 190

Ox is very likeable

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How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hordes got bored?

Someones jelly

explain this meme to me please
what was his original tweet?