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quick lads, NEED another gift for the gf today, what do I get!?!!!

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Going to leave my money to my dog when I die.

Downies are actually the most based form of disabled people. probably the only ones i would never abort. i would genocide people with heterochromia before ever falling out with a downs person

a little cactus. birds love cactus init

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what if your dog dies and you dont have time to get a new one

eu4 is relatively easy compared to the others, but they still take a fair few hours to get the hang of
i love it though ^.^

oh no, oh dear, it seems i'm having a PENG attack

lol drones just shut down dublin airport

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Then it's going to get buried under a mound in Newbury and treasure maps sent out to 3 random people.

Stop Women 2019

Friend makes fun of me for drinking beers he's never heard of, while also complaining that beer tastes boring! Boggles the mind

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imagine they all have great personalities and goals in life other than being an instagram whore

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want this

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that's one cute girl(male)

for me its

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What's your personality then, /brit/ posting aficionado?

hes right
all beer tastes like piss

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_spinning
doing a read
just why are slavs so barbaric? maybe ol' hitler was on to something

What a brutal, stupid and perfidious people and culture

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envisage the aroma

it must be weird being beautiful you have attained the closest thing to meaning in life - aesthetics. as normal people our meaning is the pursuit of and enjoyment of aesthetics but they already have that. Instead they experience it is reverse as life goes on they lose the only meaning they had.

This looks like an extremely autistic Malaya game, are you just conquering trade nodes around the world?

>my fookin bus

t. wetty boi

>hes right
>all beer tastes like piss

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Sometimes see pictures of birds and they're so fit I get angry
Because of how we evolved... back in the day a man could have just raped her simple as

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Does Alan speak Arabic

im playing as a pirate haha
taking little islands to raid and privateer everywhere, get about 5k every 10 years from a round the world coast raiding trip
but yes it is autistic

well he is an arab so probably

Asked toilbergette for a raise and she said no

you still can bro
women love it
when they say no they actually mean yes

always get the feeling it's not going to end well for limmy

oops meant for

*Inhales*
WRONG

>Blaming your virgin freakhood on evolution

It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?

Anyone seen any short, balding middle-aged runts running about?

shagging a bum

Yes, fluently
No, wrong you heinous piece of shit

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god damn I love Asian birds

phone woke me up at 4am last night
twas a friend suggestion on facebook
looked at it and i don't know the person
we don't even live in the same state
fuck off facebook

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You nailed it. Except that there is an alternative for a masculine, every day beverage that tastes good. It's called white wine or rosé

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why dont whites have figures like this

obvious and patrician drinking choice is red wine

chebless and arseless?

>98888076
>imagine replying to a 14 hour old post
there's literally nothing wrong with that

would look like a young boy without tits. are you suggesting you're a bent nonce?

Alan is a proud Berber man you bastard

Perhaps if you live in cold areas, aka the ghetto of planet earth

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burgers and booze

haven't touched booze for 2 months
feel better for it t b h

loooooool nice one hans

think you need to stop ordering shit beer. or do you only go to places that sell the same 3 shitty lagers? thats your problem you utter prole.

GIVE ASIAN GF REEE

what should I buy lads

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nail clippers you disgusting slug

lads i can take four paths with my degree
>CAD design
>CNC operator
>quality control
>middle management
which path should i take?

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sniff

a current account
some nail clppers
a cleaner

fucking mong

a big ass australian opal

firas zihabi the goat coach

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A Nintendo switch with skyrim

kys

got a seminar and have't done any work im frickin mental!!!!

Lamo at your old ten pound notes(i know its not you)

some nail clippers

uni is voluntary. no one cares

Someone just chucked something out of the building opposite mine, we're 13 stories up.

yeah "keep in low gear" by escape lane, classic x

there's not one old tenner in that pic mate

buy something like this and give it to your future wife/gf

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think you need to stop coping

ive tried many beers, none have come close to any other alcohol

Reminder, Leeds meetup this Saturday

Location changed

>>CAD design
>>CNC operator
>>quality control
these are definitely, 100% community college certificates

blog on

fuck off literal child

keep on gear???? don't mind if I do!

can 120 000 a month buy you the love of your father?

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humbuckling

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i'd pay her £120,000 a month to be my wife desu i'd run otu of money after a few years but better than being up in hampstead alone