What cunt has your cuntree's back?

What cunt has your cuntree's back?

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Im fucking plying

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None

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Rusiia

what a shit thread.

I'm ok with having countries as friends but not for buttsex

I will give my life for Denmark

Denmark is our greatest ally fren

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Japan - no, sees SK as ingrates and an enemy
China - no, sees SK as vassal that should kowtow
North Korea - no, sees SK as puppet state that needs to be taken over
USA - no, sees SK as ungrateful parasite

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Pédés

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of course taiwan chan!

Now kiss

dunno

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>2019
>not having buttsex

Don’t make me say it...

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Do France and Denmark have any actual formal relation?

Eesti. Always Eesti. Our cute little brother/lover has our back

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Of course

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Of course Tour de France will be in Denmark in 2021!

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Cute.....I guess

Well, when Hitler invaded Denmark in 1940, the French population was so pissed off that they demanded that France declare war on the Third Reich.
Then, they were reminded that they ALREADY were at war with Germany (had been for months).
It took a few hours to clear the confusion, and by then Denmark had already surrendered.

Also I guess a bit of Denmark is in France aswell.
Maison du Danemark
We need France to protect us

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"Du virker sod"?

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Tusind tak!
I've been told this a fair few times, but I guess its official now.

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>We need France to protect us
Well, we're both members of NATO, so we're supposed to if Denmark is attacked... and talks of a common European defense have resumed in earnest now that Putin is being Putin and Trump is being Trump.
Perhaps one day the French nuclear deterrence will be the European nuclear deterrence. The Germans used to be adamantly against, but now some of them change their minds.

No one ;_;

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I thought this was a logo that said ICE xddd

Dette er ikke hvad jeg mente, men, jeg tror du er sod~
Er du pic related?

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Same

Danish-France alliance is nICE though

Das rite britbong, we'll recolonize u like the good old times with Danmark

fuck shitaly

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You don't need to be this jealous Italy

Would be bretty funny if you tried lad

I want a fren

would you like to be frens

Sure, thought you left us in EU.
You were our strongest friend and ally in EU, now we have to bow down for the germs and the French.

Of course the perfid anglo wants to be fren with an ennemy of Danmark! This won't go unnoticed...

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ahem
FUCK engl*Nd and FUCK swed*N

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Liar. We have your back. We've always had your back. Unfortunately you don't have ours....

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Based, d*Nes and fr*Gs will bow before us or they can anticipate our united wrath.

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Based!

I'd like to see u try rosbiff!

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*Nglois are French in denial, we've ruled your island for thousand of years