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hate myself and want to die

read a book

get a job you waster

dont understand how it's possible to be poor, like just ask your dad for more money lol

The goal:

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hello

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litterally me yesterday in soho

I have a job you filthy muggle

Daddy’s broke bitch

wtf get a new dad silly brainlet

>soho

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Literally me the other day in grafton street

found out my sister makes a killing doing commissions for weebs and such drawing smut

good for her. its easy money

That warrants an honor killing my brown friend

Almost went down that road meself haha

Anonymously ask for a drawing that fits her description exactly.

What's your job la?

damn thats lovely, what is it?

Some fucking bodybuilder twat showed up on my Snapchat feed doing the ‘1000 rep challenge’ where he did 1000 pulldowns with like 5KG

I don’t want to see shit like that. I don’t fucking care, the guy was a fucking twat and that’s just a stupid unproductive workout, it’s also clear he’s roided out of his fucking arse. What sort of a braindead ape buys into that nonsense?

Ugh...

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Bartender/Student

Dadddy literally has no money and I’m working to live/study/pay for uni by myself

>its a josh episode

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Just had a fat poo, am now pondering a fat wank

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>josh
hmm

Damn this is pretty cringe, if your instagram following caught wind of this nonsense you wouldn’t be such a God anymore. What a crazy guy you ar.

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He plays way better than me

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‘Instagram God’ does be replying to himself these days

What a chad

any globalist kike in?

why do you want to die?

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Horrendous shop

Anyone remember that Reece lad who posted one of his Instagram dms from a horny slag? He was a propa fucking chad

ooh another mention of suicide
time to post le girl in the news again xD

>Jersey sheik
>Jersey nonce

State of that island

DYEL detected.

im too interesting not to talk to

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I’m fucking built lad

Preferred your version 2bh, held a much deeper tone. How did you learn it, I might give it a go

What is the actual point of the dark web unless you want to score drugs or are a nonce?

just been lampooned

just been harpooned

Course you are hungry skeleton, don't you have a necromancer to be serving?

nice to see a fellow of such high IQ in todays thread

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for the last time, that's not what deadlifting means

just been teaspooned

Fair play, what ye studying?

hate paying for things
love getting paid

Em.... score drugs and coalesce with fellow nonces? Probably a litany of other shady practices, criminals can communicate safely with one another, you can purchase firearms and ammunition, the whole ‘you can hire an assassin’ thing seems a little fanciful to me but I suppose it makes sense, the dark web would be a suitable platform for a hitman to solicit his work. Any and every illegal activity under the sun really.

thank you

I've played classical guitar for about eight years now non stop

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But I’m a chunky monkey bro

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>palestinians deserve justice

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want to fucking die
Fuck off

any virgin freak in

Spotify released a family mix thing and my two sisters have been outed as massive emos and my father a nonce whos been listening to Ariana grande

how many kg do i need to deadlift before i get a gf?

Me you ask? I'm a gay incel

privacy i guess

who are you quoting?
who is this aimed at?
what kind of response are you hoping for?
what does this have to do with British culture?

might become a wankstain

nah I sent them all packing

The Catholic Church does not have an intrinsic fault in its doctrine or practice, it has a homosexual problem. Potential pederasts should never have been allowed in, they should have been vetted thoroughly by a psychologist of suitable ability. This problem would never have happened had we vetted the priests and preserved the integrity of the Papal institution, now look at the mess that has been created.

>jews deserve a country

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song for you

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once walked into the TOILets (slang for toilets at work) and my coworker was sitting on the loo. his trousers weren't down and he was looking at his phone

do your sisters listen to sunny day real estate or cpn jazz

Catholicism is paganism

>countries exist and arent just a spook

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haha wot a virgin looool

Atleast 180/4pl8

Why are you so mad?

prefer not to say

who cares. religion is for low IQ mongs anyway so the sooner its gone the better.

Lmfaoooo hope you reported him

High IQ post

I’ve always wondered why Catholics have so many kids

I have 8 siblings

shall listen to it while I play dwarf fortress later x

>A 16-year-old boy is found guilty of the abduction, rape and murder of six-year-old Alesha MacPhail on Isle of Bute

can't imagine kidnapping and murdering someone when i was 16

i could barely speak to women at that age, let alone be physically and emotionally dominant with them

*scratches a note down in toiler blood*
Yes thank you Jeeves, I will see to the offending toiler myself.

weird post, soho is normie af with a couple gay bars these days

finished with the greeks, absolutely done with them

ironic that girls run the world by beyonce was written by men

Family values

i have six aunts and uncles and about 20 cousins on my catholic side

they just can't control themselves

Any man here from oxford? I want to kick your ass.

R8 me flight path lads

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if you told a man he cant have sex whilst holding this lifelong job, ofcourse hes going to nonce. Whoever came up with that idea in the Catholic Church wasnt the brightest fellow

>a six-year-old is a woman
'

i've never heard of half of those cities

It’s a six year old child lad

It’s just difficult to fathom the depths of depravity and mental sickness truly fucked up people are in. You may think you have suffered through depression, anxiety, negative thoughts, etc. but some little sicko who murdered a child at 16 has been conceiving some very dark shit in their chemically imbalanced brain for a long time and from a young age.

If I Were A Boy was written by both a girl and a boy so they got both sides of the debate involved