Why yes, I am Scottish, how could you tell edition
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kill all bloggers on site
all
bloggers
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The Scots are a Nordic peoples
hit my download cap for the day on these DDLs
good evening governor
Scottish is a subtype of British.
sharted for the first time in my life earlier today.
went to do a fart and it was particularly warmer and moister than usual and i immediately had grave concerns.
upon investigation there was a wet brown mess in my pants. grim.
toils over,
time to take train
shut yer hole ya english fanny
just rikishi stink faced my mum because she said we can’t have a chinky tonight
savannah has those tall upright herbs all over the place
Fuck off
yesterday my mate had something on his nose but I didnt want to bring it up so whilst I was in the corner of his eye I brushed my nose and he just naturally copied my actions.
Any other professional psychologists ITT?
compiling a list of potential employers lads!
atol protected
>penis inspection day at work
>penis was one (ONE) millimetre below regulation
>now have to wear a badge saying i have a small penis
>all the cute girls are laughing at me now
WHY TOILBERG WHY
The Judaism Feminism party
(Heidi a cute)
en.wikipedia.org
doin a read
you got a smol willy?
They got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Loch o' Ness then they got the likes of me
SO
all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prencin' aboot wit' yer heads full o' eyeballs
COME and get me, I say!
I'll be waitin' for ye with a whiff o' the old brimstone!
I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody ending!
AHAHAHAHA!
Ohhh. Dey're gonna hafta glue you back together.... IN HELL!
>Americans actually have a penis inspection day
Still guffaw when I remember finding this out for the first time.
gf so shit at replying to texts in a timely manner
might dump the bitch
unbelievable that people are saying they'd vote for them and they don't even have a manifesto
should literally be called the Someone Else Party
remember when i used to cuddle with my therapist on her couch lads
she was so warm and soft
i'd rest my head on her boobs and take a nap haha
Berger
I swear we actually had penis inspection at primary school, like an NHS nurse did it and all the lads lined up and took their turn
Am I imagining this?
Reckon there was noncery behind.
yes you mong get off brit for once
yeah I missed my first one because I was busy playing with my new finger box
why why do you have to post like a fucking autistic child every fucking time. it's never been funny
...hot
The Celts were famous for their chariots and modern English words like car, carriage and carry are ultimately derived from the native Brythonic language (Modern Welsh: Cerbyd). The word chariot itself is derived from the Norman French charriote and shares a Celtic root (Gaulish: karros). Some 20 iron-aged chariot burials have been excavated in Britain, roughly dating from between 500 BC and 100 BC. Virtually all of them were found in East Yorkshire - the exception was a find in 2001 in Newbridge, 10 km west of Edinburgh.
FOY
why does he have an anoonymoose tattoo
He's a Finn, it's all they're capable of.
what do you think their policies will be?
I'm hoping for state issued gfs or at least sex robots
burgah
nice and hot
Hedy Lamarr (/ˈheJdi/; born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler, November 9, 1914 – January 19, 2000) was an Austrian-born American film actress and inventor.[1]
After a brief early film career in Czechoslovakia, including the controversial Ecstasy (1933), she fled from her husband, a wealthy Austrian ammunition manufacturer, and secretly moved to Paris. Traveling to London,[2] she met Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studio head Louis B. Mayer, who offered her a movie contract in Hollywood. She became a film star with her performance in Algiers (1938).[3] Her MGM films include Lady of the Tropics (1939), Boom Town (1940), H.M. Pulham, Esq. (1941), and White Cargo (1942). Her greatest success was as Delilah in Cecil B. DeMille's Samson and Delilah (1949).[4] She also acted on television before the release of her final film, The Female Animal (1958). She was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1960.[5]
At the beginning of World War II, she and composer George Antheil developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes that used spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology to defeat the threat of jamming by the Axis powers.[6] Although the US Navy did not adopt the technology until the 1960s,[7] the principles of their work are incorporated into Bluetooth technology and are similar to methods used in legacy versions of CDMA and Wi-Fi.[8][9][10] This work led to their induction into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in 2014.[
Anglo-Saxonism is the way of the future, it was foretold to me in a dream by King Rædwald of East Anglia (my ancestor). By 2050 the UK will be dismantled. By 2080 England will become a fascist dictatorship. By 2100 the British Isles will be ethnically cleansed and settled by pure, East Anglian Englishmen. By 2200 there will be vast reforms to the language and nation to reverse Norman influence. By 2250 the largest city on the Moon will be Nīwe Eoferwic. By 2300 the Earth will be united under a single glorious genetically engineered Monarchy under the restored House of Wessex and everyone will have magnificent names like Æthelwulf and Leofric. By 2350 the French language and all records of France will have been eradicated from public knowledge. By 2500 the Ænglisc Cyningrice will span 20% of the galaxy. By 3000 the Ænglisc Cyningrice will ascend to a higher dimension, having fully mastered this domain.
*heems /brit/*
People's Vote
incoherent mumbling
cringe
its from V For Vendetta you 17 year old twerp
seething
why do people care this much about football?
>veltins
mmm
beer
heres hoping
More money for Israel
you're telling me the unit got a tattoo for his favourite film V for Vendetta and not the popular internet phase of recent years?
because he's based and redpilled
why do you want your posts to be traceable when you're this much of a gormless mongoloid?
just go away
Oh my days is this Amer?
>John E. Dong
Kek
Absolute unit this Rorke guy
Amer is browner than that.
*mows you down*
the UK should become the 51st state of the US after brexit
come home white man
you're terrible accent that makes you seem to be in the middle of a heart attack
The US isn't the home of any white people though.
Don't trust a man who doesn't like a single sport
hahahahaahahahaahahah america the home of white people LAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>the UK should become the 51st state of the US after brexit
>come home white man
lads what if my professor comes onto me
what should i do
if we fuck can i get expelled
i don't want to get expelled
>its from V For Vendetta
why would you leave the EU just before we enact the white ethnostate laws?
if you have ever, once in your life, watched anime, then you are a fucking nonce and need to die
Why are the foreigners on Amazon customer service so much more helpful than non-foreigners?
Good post and I respect the man that made it
Need all Welsh people put into ovens
Monica*
this but also for more than 3 sports
>Average Video Gamer 42.jpg
And take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves
Let me forget about today until tomorrow
Nothing noncy about yu-gi-oh abridged.
currently in a heated argument with a femcel on r9k lads
TAKE ME DOWN TO ANXIETY CITY WHERE THE GIRLS ARE ALL LAUGHING AND MY HEAD IS FOGGY
luv footy
simple as
Anxiety = Fear
Simply stop being a pussy lmao
I wonder what Gary Lineker's views on Jussie Smollet are.
>why yes I do believe im talking to a female on Jow Forums.org
>Nothing noncy about yu-gi-oh abridged.
This is a /brit/ thread, you'll need a loisense to shoot me.
Just checked bees Twitter. She has over 180k followers (I'm one of them) and only follows 500 people. I wish I was one of them.
I only have 17 followers on twitter
shut the fuck up
>indeed, i care deeply about the gender of the person i'm having a pointless argument with on a turkmen animal husbandry forum
currently using the JF filter, so i'm only seeing these posts:
reckon you should all do the same
who
all me
Yes, predominantly speaking, this is true. By extension, you will find that Scotland is indeed a Nordic nation.
lefties are all quiet about it for some reason. bit odd really.
11 of these were me.
normandy is also nordic
says so right in the name