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hate pubs that do this
they’re always poncy pretentious establishments that I durst show my face in

I really hope no one goes a breaks your nose xoxo

I've got an interview tomorrow but I don't really want to go and and don't really want the job. Feel like Jez in Peep Show

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i'm a paki and i'm coming
don't worry i'm honorary white

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>try and say hi to a lad i was sort of friendly with during some lectures last semester, but haven't talked to in a while
>he is quite dry and snappy and has no interest in talking
not quite sure what i did to piss him off but i guess i need to look for a new person to become friends with

lmao what kind of pub/club has a dress code
is this a southern thing

any northern brits in these threads or are you all southern fairies

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I’m a quarter paki moni am I allowed to come? I don’t have any friends :(

Do bongs really have bouncers for pubs

My mate was kicked out of a sports bar once for wearing jeans (not weird ones or frayed or anything either) so I believe this happened
They do treat slags wearing next to nothing a lot differently

classic gimmique

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it's because he looks like a gimp with his hat that looks like it's defying gravity
he's wearing chinos and a sweater that isn't the issue

I got into some fancy expensive bar in England wearing a t shirt jeans and trainers while being off my head on pills

on friday and saturday nights yeah
gets a bit rowdy

yeah why wouldn’t you

cap would probably be the issue
and if he said he would take it off they knew he would just put i back on inside

>I’m a quarter paki
Religion?
Parents religions?
Skin colour?
Gender identity?

>a man over the age of 25 wearing trainers
ishygddt

i imagine in norfern pubs they pour from cans instead of from taps

>peaked cap backwards
>jumper hoodie
>two t shirts underneath
>chinos
>what r those
>no colour coordination
state

first pint went to my head quite quick so I felt confident enough to message the gf to be

don't all you continental freaks wear air maxes

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the lower classes do

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Irreligious
Irreligious
White
Male

Redpill me on why I should get a job and work all to maintain the same standard of living and quality of life that I can get by simply not working?

Fine

Though you're not white and a disgrace to the white species

lightweight bitch

fuck off you tarquin freak i'll leave an airmax footprint on your face

LOL seems like a real no brainer to me

Remember page 3

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the modern day anglo is a perpetual manchild

red flags:
>he is over the age of 25 and still wears trainers
>he is over the age of 18 and doesnt have a driving license
>he is over the age of 20 and doesnt have a car
>he is over the age of 20 and doesnt own atleast 3 suits
>he is over the age of 18 and still a virgin
>he is over the age of 25 and still in uni

The fuckingg nerve on you
This is how you treat potential friends? I’m not coming now

IF YOU HAVE A MORRISONS MORE CARD
PLEASE SCAN IT NOW

oooh you're so grown up and mature because you wear shit flickers and drink wine you big poof

The problem isn't that parasitic NEETs get paid too much either, it's that the average working person's wages have stagnated like 30 years ago LMAO and Stein just hasn't bothered to even stress about them because he knows the average working class person is literally too retarded to do anything about it

i dont interact with povvos, sorry

Still happens.

well yes, i am

If you're not a white supremacist, you're not a possible friend

and the mere mention of this sad state of affairs sends him into a burning rage

imagine your cock twitching inside her as you fill her with seed while she's pinned by your strong grip lads

this post is an interaction you fucking spastic tarquin cunt
if i ever see you in 'dam i'll throw you in the canal

gay af

I am a white supremacist
If you didn’t know me you’d say I was pure white

>implying that will happen
every year dozens of anglo tourists drown in the canals because they cant fucking swim lmao

Preach

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no that's mostly in Ireland and the UK

if they are a white supremacist they won't want to be friends with a vile paki abomination like you

you will never have a friend, not a single one

how do i lower my standards lads

get plenty of matches from average birds on tinder but can't bring myself to put in the effort to chat them up
the cute ones i do chat up always flake

>if you haven't had vapid casual sex with a whore dats bad you're not a man hahaha loser

>If you didn’t know me you’d say I was pure white
Being able to fool people into thinking you're white isn't something to be proud of

You should instead make sure EVERYONE is aware and no one mistakes you

Reads like a moni post this

young dutch people basically dress the same as us

Currently sat in 'spoons with my autiste of a flatmate

t. virgin FREAK

this but unironically
grow up and realize that all women are whores. and then take full advantage of that fact

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you'd think internet porn and insta thots would've more or less put it out of business

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You actual subnormal iq mong

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cant believe i'm fucking 23. A 23 year old who has barely touched a woman in 6 years, who still lives at home with no prospect of moving out, who works a pretty meh job.
It honestly sickens me

ayy lmao

Here's how it is basically innit?

Wagies gott hammered by inflation and rising costs of living and things like that to the point their life quality is really quite comparable to a NEET (literally bottom rung of society, quite a sad lifestyle) now where as decades ago there was a huge gap between the two (

Essentially, your boss made you the bottom rung of society too, he made you a NEET in terms of living standards and quality of life.. because that is basically what he thinks of you to put it in laymans terms

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any actual girls in
do you like virgin men
do you like knowing you're his first
do you like knowing his dick has never been in a pussy besides yours

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same lad
just take each day as it comes

sister walked in while I had the slags folder opened

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god I fucking love pints

remember when i told you this but you virgins insisted that grown women who shag are constantly thinking about and antagonizing incels?
yeah bet you don't

Put her in it

Shut the fuck up twink

I'd pick you up and throw you out a fucking window diego you little faggot

this but also:
>playing games beyond 16
>watching anime beyond 14
>listening to metal music behind 13

no that is because you
1. work a shit job with low pay
2. are stupid with your money
literally the only reason, i and i genuinely mean the only reason when i say that, that i toil is to put more money in my stock portfolio
you will never get rich off of your wage alone, you need the stocks otherwise you will never make it

not a virge mate, I just understand that standard is laughably bad
it should be something like military service or risking your life, not sticking your willy into someone when sex is basically a sport for anyone who isn't a genetic failure

>literally bottom rung of society, quite a sad lifestyle
wagie wagie getting ragey

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The UK should join America as the 51st state desu.

Think I'm a furry lads, not sure how to process this new information

You must be being Ironic. Do you honestly think literal white supremacists would be cahooting in public with a transgender pakistani man?

You have two very simple choices, it is impossible to pick both.

You can either be a Transgender, Pakistani, white nationalist sex offender freak, or you can have friends.
Which is it to be?

seen a blind woman in lidl today with her dog and all she was buying was a load of cans mad wan

>white nationalist/supremacist
fuck off yank

who the fuck is diego you absolute freak

It's a Charles Manson reference. He believed Helter Skelter was the upcoming race war cause he was so fucking high all the time

these morrisons rocky road slices taste good but they smell a bit off

>Smollett sent himself letter saying 'you will die, black f*g'...
howling

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