/brit/

this "moni" character has a really low IQ

I smoked and got fat bitch fuck you

clips.twitch.tv/RichCheerfulSalamanderPanicBasket

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why do loads of nonces look alike

chebs

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Who /Bamboozle/ after primary school here?

Those were the days.

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post a pic of the nonce phenotype

Was invited to go for a pint with some mates but my chronic illness prevented me from leaving the house
not too sure about this ''horrible illness until you die'' gimmick

Physiognomy

do they?

was shagging not playing some virgin freak tv video game

Shagging in primary school? What kind of ultra chad kid were you?

alri jay

just ordered a general tso's nigger for takeout

My mum introduced me to it

used to play the telly guys on sky because i'm not a povvo

Accidentally ticked delivery on me pizza so Abdul looked at me a bit funny when I came in to collect it haha

>primary school
think you were abused mate

I was a teacher

If only you knew how (based and redpilled) things really are

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art hoes

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twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/984846132999311360

Early one morning the sun was shining
I was laying in bed
Wondering what was happening on /brit/
Whether poley had turned up dead

The world's largest bee was found in Indonesia after being lost for decades.

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if only, mate. if only.

Its kills your ability to taste sugar

youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

really dont care

Anyone tried phenibut here?

holding it close to the camera is cheating

Should have just gone to the service desk and put out an announcement

haha sorry about that mate I must've dropped it!
No really though I need it back you can't have it

listening to boys noize's remix of sébastien tellier's l'amour et la violence at high volume
so many emotions flowing through me right now
words cannot express the feelings

I want to go where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.

i'm listening to boys noize too what a coincidence

'

dougal...

Plans for the weekend boys?

tangled up in poo

Today marks the 1 year anniversary of my grandpas death

>ooh look at me im so french and emotional teehee:v

don't @ me negroe

okay this iS malaponte

F

Gonna drink until i cant stand. If i can find some money or something to sell I'll get something to make me feel good.

this is what grandpas do lad

ceefax was peng tbf

I'm going to read for 600 minutes, eat, sleep, shit, piss, and have a good think.

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Literally cannot stop procrastinating. What do I do?

listening to céline dion's pour que tu m'aimes encore now
going full lacrimose

no one cares you fucking ugly man freak shut the fuck off and stop using an innocent polish lass who you fucking abused's name
sick psycho 27 year old failure tranny pill uni drop out nonce fucking freak FUCK OFF

>peng
Do fuck off, nignog.

What will you be reading?

I'm very emotional even tho I'm very hairy

This is why boys need mentors, older world-weary men to usher them into manhood

same desu

Peng? It was "peng" was it? You stupid fucking negro moron twat cunt. It wasn't "peng" you fucking monkey. "peng" isn't a fucking word you banana guzzling single digit shadow. "peng" is just a noise you amit from your loud furry mouth as you battle the craving to stab or rob something.
FUCK OFF

Lads, is it possible to report people using their mobiles to the rozzers, I see it / capture it 20 times a fucking day, nothing would give me more satisfaction.

Only if they act on it mind you..

suck your nan's left nad dickhead

?
How have they determined this exactly

Thank you for your service
youtu.be/Rkr2AbyVnIk

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hello french women, would you like to see my penis?

Fantastic post

Eat as much of whatever the fuck I want and struggle to stAy above 12 stone
Truly baffling how people get so fat

peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng peng

hmm so this is what a wine drinker gets up to on a thursday evening
noted

sure, let me grab my magnifying glass real quick

Just got pic related in the mail. Can't wait till seretonin is translated.

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complex procedure involving a parakeet, a monkey, and a bunch of bananas

Need to win the Lotto, lads.
It's either that or suicide.

Hello, you’ve reached the /brit/ service announcement desk.

Please lean into the microphone and share your announcement with the thread

Explained at the top you mong

N I G G * R S

my penis is LONG, and my penis head is large.

How is my flag still union when I'm in Ireland this week?

dont care

The strong prey on the weak

what is the collective noun for nonces?
a cobweb of nonces?
a coven of nonces?
a raven of nonces?

wahey

charlie...

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Certainly wouldn’t mind it myself

malaponte reveal yourself

Clean your nails, filthy yankee doodle.

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Let us know how it is mate
I’ve obly read Whatever and that was a good laugh

my car's blocked in, can someone with the reg NE14 ABJ please move their car?

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u can't read french? rip mate honestly it's not even that hard to read french

decided to buy a knife instead of a book
what am i like