What's wrong with E*ropeans?

seething

True. britbongs are Europe's problem.

Not anymore

Even combined Europe couldn't defeat Russia.

Europe lost to Russia in that war and in WW2.

Дa

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europeans are cowards and losers. they remind me of hyenas

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Why does everyone forget the best front in the best war?

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>today Olsztyn, Poland

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>when you invade russia and lose your entire army to famine, disease and cold

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And you somehow managed to lose against this small country

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why is Russia so strong?

>Russians are stro-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Russian_invasion_of_Holland

you didn't manage to properly secure a decisive victory though. After all the internal trouble they went back to their former state

>Netherlands defeated Napoleon at Waterloo
>the Netherlands conquered the bongs Islands
>the Netherlands BTFO'd the Romans and conquered Gaul
>the Netherlands defeated the Russians and Bongs at the same time
>The Netherlands defeated England, France and half of Germany at the same time
>The Netherlands defeated Spain/Portugal/Habsburgs
Is there anything we can't do?

Hitler was lucky we were taking a power nap during WW2.

It's for the best that the USSR lost initially. If they gobbled up Poland in that war, the allies would of begun militarizing Germany to btfo the commies.

>the russian military defeated napoleon

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Hahaha still germany lost a war.

>his country didnt erase from every map the Duchy of Burgundy
Plebs

Keep some tiny island in check.

the death of napoleon set europe back 300 years

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The eternal Bergjude moral dilemma. Should I capture this guy and get a hefty ransom or should I kill this guy in 1v30 ensuring a century of for his realm and getting rich by selling supplies to everyone?

wasn't it one of your fleets that was conquered by cavalry?

Yes, once again Finland (Finnish soldiers elites in Russian army) saved Europa. Did we get a thank you ? No. Just like WW2. Just like 30 years war.

WW2 was pretty funny as well
>Germany has 3 times as many troops
>759 times as many tanks
>5 times as many aircrafts

>casualties are somewhat equal on both sides, except the Germans keep losing their planes
>hitler gets stuck on our canals
>we decide to surrender because 2000 dead civilians is enough
>most of our army hadn't even seen battle and wondered why we surrendered

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and now you're full of hiv and alcoholism
russian misery warms my heart

>Is there anything we can't do?
be relevant

Why did you surrender so easily? Wtf?

>Is there anything we can't do?
Have children?

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Because that war was a sideline, to the fact that the Russian civil war was still going on

t. copies our republic, flag and name

Why fight if you can sit back and let your British slaves bleed?

Sorry Russbros, D*Nmark forced us to beon the wrong side

The government went to London. And told the military to minimize casualties once they left the country.

So after Rotterdam was bombed and Utrecht might have been bombed next the military decided a futile war wasn't worth it.

got it backwards, buddy
you're welcome for everything, "je maintiendrai"

Reminder that we kicked out you from the Baltics for a century.

We have the oldest tricolor in use.
The Dutch republic has existed centuries before the French republic.
And the Salian Franks came from the Netherlands.

>the bad weather defeated pan-European army

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Fcking this. It's so cringe if little and irrelevant countries start talking shit.

At the time I'm pretty sure it seemed like Axis would win.
We Finns fought and won against Soviet Union even though soviets had twice the men, 100-200 times the tanks and 38 times the aircraft.
And we didn't do equal damage like the Dutch, we did over 5 times the damage.
And we had 3 million population at the time, Soviets had 200 million.

Government left the people to die???
Wtf kind of a "country" are you?

Germany keeps shrinking with every war. If you keep it up you'll soon be smaller than us.

i'm proud of being half russian (kievan)

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Oh, I forgot to mention that we did not have Britain and France on our side, as a matter of fact we had no one on our side and we still won.

>We have the oldest tricolor in use.
except it's one the wrong side and meaningless, unlike ours which is also much more aesthetic and relevant
>The Dutch republic has existed centuries before the French republic.
notice the general lack of caring, just give the whores and the weed and be quiet
>And the Salian Franks came from the Netherlands
netherlands that didn't exist back then, it was just some random landmass
let's just say all the good franks left your shithole and came here
feel free to visit sometimes

Axis never had a chance.
Finns has a huge country, they can retreat. Dutch could only retreat to the sea.

you shrink with every tide lol

>we still won
Bыбopг

Subjigation of Niedersachsen when

Google Flevoland. The Netherlands actually just grew with an entirely new province in the last 50 years.

The next war will be the last your little country will experience. You are on borrowed time

Google global warming.

Axis seemed like they would win 1940, they weren't at war with Soviets at the time and USA was not in the war.
So the Dutch surrendered thinking that they would fall to German oppression.

>Finns has a huge country, they can retreat. Dutch could only retreat to the sea.
Dutch could retreat into France. They had the French and the British on their side! We fought alone. Germany prevented Italy from giving us aid in Winter War. We had no one. Dutch are massive cucks.

>1 tank
What happened to him ?

>F*nns won the winter war

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based

>Invade England with your English queen after being invited by an anti Catholic faction in Parliament
>Zero fighting as most of the Protestant English army have no intention of fighting for a Catholic monarch
>William still only accepted as co regent after accepting the Bill of Right ensuring Parliament supremacy over the Sovereign
>Dutch commerce and wealth in Amsterdam now switches over to London
>Dutch navy now operates in England's interest as the junior partner
>Pretty much end your status as a great European power as a result
Yeah, nice conquest.

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I don't know.

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>we still won
Glorious victory indeed

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The Netherlands is like a nation sized case of Small Penis syndrome

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And after we won we decided it was not enough. In 1941 we declared war on Soviet Union again and UK then declared war on us. We won again, against the commies, against the allies. Then after Continuation War we declared war on the Nazis, and we won. We fought all three major players, Allied, Commies, Nazis ALONE and we won. And we were the first to beat the Nazis in the Lappland War.

Holland posters are so annoying

Based France putting the D*tch in their place

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>In Dutch history, the year 1672 was known as the rampjaar, the "disaster year." That year, following the outbreak of the Franco-Dutch War and the Third Anglo-Dutch War, the Dutch Republic was simultaneously attacked by England, France, and the prince-bishops Bernhard von Galen, bishop of Münster, and Maximilian Henry of Bavaria, archbishop of Cologne.
>Despite the initial shock and successful invasion of the eastern Dutch Republic, the English, French and German forces were eventually driven back.
>In all the wars of Louis XIV, the Dutch would support his adversaries. In 1688, when faced with an English king who again seemed to side with the French, the Dutch mobilised their full resources in order to invade Britain and overthrow the Catholic Stuart Dynasty (the Glorious Revolution) an event of immense historical importance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampjaar

> William's successful invasion of England with a Dutch fleet and army led to his ascension to the throne as William III of England
>William's fleet, which with about 40,000 men aboard was roughly twice the size of the Spanish Armada – and assembled in a tenth of the time
>William considered his veteran army to be sufficient in size to defeat any forces (all rather inexperienced) that James could throw against him, but it had been decided to avoid the hazards of battle and maintain a defensive attitude in the hope James's position might collapse by itself. Thus he landed far away from James's army, expecting that his English allies would take the initiative in acting against James while he ensured his own protection against potential attacks.
>In the night of 9/10 December, the Queen and the Prince of Wales fled for France. The next day saw James's attempt to escape, the King dropping the Great Seal in the Thames along the way, as no lawful Parliament could be summoned without it.[81] However, he was captured on 11 December by fishermen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution

So the British tried to invade us with France and Germany. They failed.
Afterwards we decided to invade them in return. With a fleet twice the size of the Spanish armada.
And the British just fled without a fight.

just a few minor states in germany

The mere sight of Dutch troops was enough to cripple with British in fear. Hilarious.

> The Dutch are STILL claiming they won ANY war or conflict of note.

Come on Jan, it's just getting embarrassing now.

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I would argue with you, if your country even was on any map.

t. Posting from my life raft

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I can't wait for the polar ice to melt

New Zealand is so important. That when we discovered them we forgot to put them on the world map. And nobody bothered to put them on any map since.

we should repeat tбh

Seething

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Germany gets flooded every year. While we haven't had a flood in 66 years.
The biggest water thread to the Netherlands is actually Germany getting flooded and the water flowing here. Not even kidding.

I'm not contending that we're irrelevant, but I'm not the one trying to claim that anyone cares about a sunken windmill and Tulip farm in the lowlands of Northern Europe.

You're so desperate to prove that anyone should pay attention to you. You're a lot like the Irish in that way, except that they'll still be afloat next century.

After what they did at the battle of Grandson, they deserve no mercy

>russians are proud of being tricked by the bongoloids to ruin the world
Alexander was killed by british agents

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>conquered number 1
>liberated number 2
>number 3 is our best ally
>discovered 4
>discovered 5
Oh yeah, those muppets.

Funny images don't change reality.

Just check the difference between
floodlist.com/tag/germany
and
floodlist.com/tag/netherlands

It's not us that's going to get flooded. It's you.

floodlist.com/tag/new-zealand

>Imagine actually believing this

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Germany has never been good at assessing risks.
Germany always overestimates itself. There is a term for it. The dunning-kruger effect.

The Dogger Bank incident (also known as the North Sea Incident, the Russian Outrage or the Incident of Hull) occurred on the night of 21/22 October 1904, when the Baltic Fleet of Imperial Russian Navy mistook a British trawler fleet from Kingston upon Hull in the Dogger Bank area of the North Sea for an Imperial Japanese Navy force and fired on them.
>russians

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we are not anglo

You have to go back, Pedro

The last time Germany tried to asses a risk Merkel said Wir schaffen das. And the country got flooded and raped by refugees lol.

>>tannenberg
500 yr old butthurt