What's your English like?
What's your English like?
Adrian Price
Henry Ward
>What's your English like?
amazing
Anthony Phillips
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. American (Standard)
3. Singaporean
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Norwegian
2. Swedish
3. English
Michael King
unfair, I not be talkin black people speech
Jaxon Foster
Doesn't make any sense
Nathan Myers
>american (standard)
as opposed to AAVE?
Liam Moore
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?
1. Canadian
2. American (Standard)
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?
1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Swedish
Shit site.
Ian Walker
wtf?
Lucas Evans
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. Welsh (UK)
2. English (England)
3. Scottish (UK)
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Chinese
>Chinese
????
Christopher Carter
Well that's spot on, but idk about the Chinese and Italian
James Moore
WE
Justin Hill
Parker James
My ancestor :)
Robert Kelly
my med status has been confirmed
Josiah Rogers
>Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
>1. American (Standard)
>2. Canadian
>3. Singaporean
>Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
>1. English
>2. Norwegian
>3. Swedish
I'm guessing this is the same for most native speakers (in the US)?
Samuel Jones
Singaporean
Australian
New Zealandish
Spanish
Italian
Greek
Jackson Allen
Dominic Baker
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?
1. Canadian
2. Singaporean
3. American (Standard)
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?
1. Norwegian
2. English
3. Swedish
pretty accurate for the dialect idk where they got the Norwegian/Swedish from.
Julian Fisher
mashallah, i feel like a true new zealander
Blake White
Mason Jenkins
>Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
>1. Singaporean
>2. Australian
>3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
>Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
>1. Italian
>2. Spanish
>3. Chinese
what in the fuck ?
Jayden Davis
EY We wuz Kangz n shiet.
Is the standard american language they teach people in schools abroad niggeronics then?
Jonathan Lewis
forgot pic
Caleb Bell
Whats with the Italian or Chinese?
Logan Torres
> Your English dialects:
> 1. Singaporean
> 2. Canadian
> 3. US Vernacular/Ebonics
Like a shit
Aiden Brooks
Is your site implying that I'm a ni**er, OP?
Mason Flores
wtf
Jaxon Robinson
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?
1. Scottish (UK)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. South African
Carson Ortiz
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. English (England)
2. Welsh (UK)
3. Scottish (UK)
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Turkish
2. Arabic
3. Polish
Joseph Wood
Y'all muthafuck'n foreign niggas need to stop learn'n from American rap music ya dig?
Nathan Richardson
God, I'm so fucking good at english. I don't even know why.
Jaxon Morales
What's poppin cuz?
Anthony Martin
Im a hobbit now
Ian Campbell
Judging by the top 3 and the foreign 3, I would say I'm a boring standard American English. This is probably the highest mark possible considering I'm an English teacher.
Parker Taylor
pretty good
I wonder where the chinese and hungarian is coming through
David Parker
How does it know I'm a macaco?
HUUUUE
Daniel Perry
hello n word
Oliver Gomez
>grow up watching the wire, fresh prince, chappelle show
>wonder why these johnny foreigners got BLACKED
kek
Colton Perry
must be relatively new. native language guesses are wild
Ryan Johnson
>Have you been diagnosed with dyslexia or another language or learning disorder?
>Have you been diagnosed with another language?
Isaiah Harris
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. New Zealandish
2. Singaporean
3. South African
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Chinese
3. Spanish
Stay mad ebonicucks
Ian Young
got the same 3 dialects
what's good my nigga
>got Portuguese/Spanish/Italian as native language
this test it's pretty good
Camden Hall
>3. Speakers of US Blank Vernacular are more likely to accept he be working.
I did no such thing.
Austin Gray
So I wuz kangz n shiet?
Daniel Perez
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. Irish (Republic of Ireland)
2. Northern Irish (UK)
3. Scottish (UK).
Our top three guess for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Polish
3. Hungarian.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Apparently I'm a German speaker with a South African dialect. What the fug?
Brandon Cruz
Shit test, I specifically went against all the ebonics shit and still got it assigned
Ryan Lee
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?
1. American (Standard)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. Canadian
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?
1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Dutch
I don't know any Norwegian or Dutch but that's probably because they're closest to English grammatically. The top guesses are all right.
Ayden Diaz
Seems right I guess even though I'm a spic
Caleb Hall
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. American (Standard)
3. Singaporean
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Dutch
3. Norwegian
wew lad
Michael Martinez
1. Welsh
2. Ebonics
3. South African
I grew up in surrey...
Thomas Torres
I'm ESL, native tongue is German.
1. New Zealandish
2. Australian
3. South African
1. English
2. Greek
3. Chinese
Adam Butler
>Have you been diagnosed with another language?
You poor bastard.
Nicholas Jackson
uhh
Grayson Martin
I think we worked out last time if you get ebonics it just means you made tons of spelling mistakes, if you get singaporean it means it's generic flat english.
Owen Price
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. Singaporean
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Chinese
3. Greek
Christian King
AYOOO MY FINNISH SNOWNIGGA WAS GOOD
Grayson Reyes
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. New Zealandish
2. Singaporean
3. South African
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Vietnamese
3. Romanian
Interesting, I didn't know "she'll be right" was a regional thing, thanks to my aus mates.
Robert Roberts
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. Singaporean
2. Australian
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Italian
2. Greek
3. Finnish
Ok, retard.
Easton Green
What the fuck, why? I'm from New York...
Dylan Perry
1. Singaporean
2. Welsh (UK)
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Swedish
I don't even know what this entails.
Evan Martin
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. Canadian
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. Norwegian
2. English
3. Dutch
Jonathan Martinez
Apparently, that's what the Dutch poster above got
Christopher Jones
Aye I got the same
Connor James
That just means they don't know the English grammar that well. So much for "the easiest language in the world".
Juan Foster
>all these foreigners easily exposed by a simple test
Wow, you people suck 2bh.
Camden Lopez
hello ikibey
Aaron Smith
kek
Zachary Moore
>muh german heritage
Caleb Wright
Correct?
Michael Moore
>highest mark
>including ebonics
Xavier Barnes
>pic
and then everybody clapped
Jackson Moore
lmao
Jacob Rogers
How did ebonics even come to be as a legitimate official dialect lmao
William Rogers
>1. Canadian
>2. American (Standard)
>3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
I wonder how it distinguishes Canadian from American.
Tyler Johnson
1. American (Standard)
2. Singaporean
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
1. French
2. Portuguese
3. English
Asher Myers
???
I even deliberately avoided the niggerspeak answers lmao
Jack Wright
maybe who/whom? there was one 'whom' choice which seemed correct but i ignored it on principle.
David Rogers
you just picked some incorrect grammar as a correct answer. seems a common result itt
Michael Bailey
Spot on
Jacob Scott
>Romanian
Lucas Ramirez
It thinks I speak "New Zealandish"
Daniel Bell
Bit disappointed they couldn't pin me down as English but South African, Aussie and Kiwi are the next best things I suppose
Jacob Reyes
Are you a slav immigrant?
Jason Reyes
Native Englishman
Aaron Wright
Accurate
Charles Ward
Maybe you associate with immigrants, and their linguistic patterns rubbed off on you?
Nathaniel Miller
alri
Jace Reyes
Nah, doubtful. I do speak an archaic dialect though, and we often drop unnecessary articles. I responded with the answers I'd use in everyday conversation, not necessarily the ones that I knew were the grammatically correct standard. I imagine that threw it off.
Jackson Taylor
ok...
Lincoln Baker
What languages do you speak since your early childhood and which ones have you learned later on?
English dialect:
Singaporean
Ebonics
South African
Native language:
Portuguese
Arabic
Swedish
Kind of sad I didn't get a single standard American English since it's what I try to mimic
Leo Sanchez
Dominic Robinson
What the fuck is "granmatical" supposed to mean?
Gramatically correct or incorrect?
I chose all the gramatically correct ones and told me that I speak like a nigger which I don't really know how to.
Ayden Russell
It's not a test to tell whether your English is good or not you moron
Liam Cooper
I got no ebonics though
Zachary Fisher
>Australian
Funny because I actually learned American English but the person I talk to in English the most nowadays is an Australian guy, which kinda explains this result, I guess
David Butler
Because Niggers
Adam Hall
Well shit, I thought I can do better
Jonathan Foster
Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. American (Standard)
3. Singaporean
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Dutch
3. Greek
Even their algorithm knows I should have been born as a BBC
Christian Howard
I don't even know what Singaporean dialect sounds like.