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when did they start calling emoticons emojis
i think it was a popular app in the app store called "emoji" this was before samsung phones even had them or whatever
The japs did it
Great job
putting my best foot forward
Croydon which is not even that close to me
Gonna pass I think
got called a spastic yank cunt on /brit/ a few years ago
the population is genuinly getting stupider so they have to turn everything into smaller words
...
>croydon mate init blood ting ya get me g
It is the Hour of the Wolf, lads.
SKKKKRRRRTTT
spastic yank cunt
my feet stick out the bottom of my bed
England vs. New England
who wins
i swear emojis used to mean those faces made out of japanese text
wish we had something like the fascist movements of the 30s for me to be a part of
hate this aimless existence
it should be emoji, japanese doesn't have plurals
You can keep them warm in my mouth
yes exactly like that
*kills himself*
first date in my lonely 23 years on this planet tommorow lads
fucking shitting myself, can't sleep
the big man problem. sometimes i end up crushed up at the top of my bed in my sleep and wake up with a stiff neck like i shuffled up in my sleep
manlets dont have this problem
England obviously
you wouldnt believe what I got called in greggs earlier lads
going out on your own terms is what men do
look at what happens to Mussolini or Gaddafi or any other figure taken and captured by his enemies
Be cool, enjoy it and remember that you run the game.
I’m not even 6ft think I just sleep far down my bed
france
You've already fucked it then la
You need to develop an abundance mentality otherwise it's game over
what you doing
aaaaagh
nigggger
just be yourself lad
buy some lavender oil and sniff/apply some below your nose before the date
Think of it this way user, regardless of what happens you will learn from it.
Come in with an open mind, if it goes bad, try again. Taking risks and making yourself vulnerable for love is normal
Also if money is on the line, I'd bet you're probably a funny enough guy. Try some mindfulness meditation and if things go bad laugh at yourself a little
Also things will probably go good.
Ever done the Riverdance, lads?
that's kaomoji
Would you rather spend a year in Russia or India?
just dont think about it lol then dont go then block her and pretend nothing ever happened
everydays a good day to be a paki
Russia obviously
>buy some lavender oil and sniff/apply some below your nose before the date
don't let the yanks know
yeah right before I piped your mother as your father watched in the corner
When the Lord created the Irish they were clearly intended for comedy and for naught else
russia, what a stupid question
India
Bit cold init
obvs india
Attack of the Clones (2002)
Is living in the UK like living in 2007scape
What part of vietnam is this?
completely relaxes your muscles, something to do with white blood cells, stop you/him being a stuttering shaky mess
prefer the cold to the hot
ahem
NIGGER
bet these mongs have barely ever left europe
No it’s like living in the future
t. pratesh patel and sanjay arjesh, scottish residents descendant of the creator of tikka masala
Yeah the top down view gets tiresome
If you weren’t covered in beer squashed in with hundreds of sweaty lads watching the England during the World Cup summer 2018 you aren’t British
Wherever I am, I want to be some where else. Life is suffering.
The desert theater
a month wouldnt be long enough for india
All the Russian girls would make you hot
How is it interacting with Muslims in real life anons?
All of the ones I've known in the states have been incredibly nice.
I've been to the Bahamas and whilst a couple weeks is nice out there but you wouldnt want to live there
Wish England had a great anime tradition
>ugh look at these dirty proles, they haven't even been on their gap yaah to Brazil or Cambodia to see the world and open their minds, like oh em gee. I bet they don't even go to Pret.
Yep, when you're swimming in flange you're too carefree to be nervous about a date because you know you have a bird waiting elsewhere so nothing can faze you in that way. That's why it's best to go on dates while you already have a girlfriend so you know if it doesn't work out you can just go home and get sucked off anyway
It's the Shagger's Rhythm®™
dare I say it, KINO?
A beach outside Saigon?
I probably wouldn't shag in Russia. I'd have an easier time in India. Would still go to Russia though. Culture interests me more
can't stand the sight of filthy pajeets but i would say india too
england undermined the potential for musical growth in its territory by killing hte Irish musical tradition and buying German musicians for the rich English instead of funding native musicians
even worse for anime
Most of the ones I’ve encountered in my bourgeois sussex life have been pleasant enough
The bad uns are all the bottom feeding pigshit ones who scurry around council estates in London brum Bradford etc
some girls act really shy around me even though theyre not shy with anyone else. what is it about me that gives them a creepy vibe? i just dont understand why im so like inherently repulsive to some people. ive never said or done anything weird around her and im hygienic and dress okay. its like im a leper.
mannerisms
Bet the russian pussy tastes like vodka and the indian pussy tastes like a mix of naan and vindaloo
calls can smell your virginity
It's like a job basically, innit. When you have a job it's easier to get another better job compared to if you quit first and then searched for another job.
You look for the better girl while you're with the current girlfriend and then when the time comes to drop one you drop the old one for the new one and boom, jobsa goodun.
There's no need to be upset about it because women do this all the time anyway as well so you're just beating them to the punch
Britain has a pretty big underground far-right subculture
Met quite a lot of people over the years who knows someone (either a friend or s family member) who's really into Nazism or something
Mentioned
i'm from buenos aires and i say kill them all
People really are cunts
Listening to two door cinema club
looked above average as a teen but as I grow older I think I'm turning into an ugly cunt
is this normal
enjoy being on a watchlist
SAS glowinthedark niggers coming to your house the day the government can't control you
lmao unlucky runt
It does get hot over there
Speak for yourself mate
Excuse me but there is nothing cunt-ish about that. If you're a lover like me then you simply aren't satisfied with one lover, my heart is simply too big and I just have too much love to give and that's just how it is. It's romantic actually
this is a myth
i'm a virgin and girls assume otherwise
hi lads :3
kino
watching peaky blinders
