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It's Arkansas, dude. Also she's flat as a board.

Why does she look so old on the right?

Jewish magic

>19 yr old
>not already a roastie

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Reminder that there are hot girls who fuck old dudes and dogs and yet you still a virgin

Arkansas; no surprise.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theophilus_H._Holmes

>The soldiers he commanded in Arkansas had already taken to sarcastically calling him "Granny". Upon learning of this, an insulted Holmes resigned his post on February 28. His age and physical ailments did not apparently dampen his libido, as during this time he fell in love with a 16-year-old Arkansas girl. The two became engaged, but Holmes's recall back east of the Mississippi cut the romance short and the two never saw each other again.[1][8]

This

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>Arkansas

white women here age extremely fast once they get out of high school. one of the reasons why babyfaced men are shunned here as well

1. The latitude is 34 degrees, there's a lot of direct sunlight
2. Most whites in the South are of Celtic ancestry, they evolved for the cool, damp conditions of northwestern Europe and their skin doesn't take well to the amount of heat and sunlight at this latitude
3. They drink, eat bad food, and smoke like nuts

wow this actually makes a lot of sense. I was wondering this the other day. I was thinking about why you guys age so fast when a met a girl who was 19 but looked 24 already

In Australia it's much the same. Mainly Anglo-Irish population, subtropical climate that is bad for their pale ginger skin, and not very healthy lifestyles.

It's the Aztec blood in them that spurs them to do that shit.

based grandpa

Of 1337 offspring admitted to psychiatric units before 1998, 658 were diagnosed as having schizophrenia and related nonaffective psychoses. After controlling for maternal age and other confounding factors (sex, ethnicity, education [to reflect socioeconomic status], and duration of marriage) in proportional hazards regression, we found that paternal age was a strong and significant predictor of the schizophrenia diagnoses, but not of other psychiatric disorders. Compared with offspring of fathers younger than 25 years, the relative risk of schizophrenia increased monotonically in each 5-year age group, reaching 2.02 (95% confidence interval, 1.17-3.51) and 2.96 (95% confidence interval, 1.60-5.47) in offspring of men aged 45 to 49 and 50 years or more, respectively. Categories of mother's age showed no significant effects, after adjusting for paternal age.

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the daily fail has so many seething old women in its comments it's almost sad

Based Marley

Wait, how would you know that unless you actually read comment sections on news sites, in which case you're probably missing a sizable portion of your brain.

Don't lie. You know it's entertaining to read the dumb shit boomers post on news sites.

god i wish i was him

Some comments are mildly entertaining, but mostly it's just cringy and you can feel your IQ dropping from reading them.

Based. He is like a rich nobleman.

They're about on the level of Youtube comment sections.

> Samantha Simpson, 19

she looks like a 38 year old secretary already

>over 13 years old
>not washed up hag

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Wh*te people aging
You wouldn't know

The first and only time I watched hells kitchen there was some fat as fuck girl named kimmie who was apparently in her late 20's but looked like she was in her 60's, it was surreal.