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cringe, god you're annoying, grow up

I really like this new pepe.

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being mean to them would just be a net zero for everyone. I'm sorry if it makes you feel that way.

Glad that my only mental issues are mild social anxiety and ADHD

He grew on me, I hated him at first but now I kind of like him

My dad is just like Hank Hill. And Hank Hill is who I'll be when I'm 45.

what does that have to do with my post

imagine actually having the desire to remove your penis. wild isn't it

it's your anus!

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Just the thought of losing my penis is horrifying, I would probably suicide

im a virgin tho

That's what you think, but your dad rapes you in your sleep every night

same.

Please stop fighting

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Hopefully I get fired tomorrow morning after my shift. Haven't worked in 2 weeks since I told my boss I wasn't interested in that permanent position I was offered. I'm just gonna go back to my usual job in May, fuck that place. I think they hired a new guy to replace me anyway.

hopefully i die in my sleep tonight

I never found this cartoon attractive. Can anyone explain the meaning of this? He is poor and has the alcoholic friends, his son is retarded (the school principal wanted kick him out to a special school), the wife is exhausted by such a life. Even the name of this cartoon perfectly not fits.

youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q

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Grow up a bit then watch it

this
hopefully you live and have a wonderful day tomorrow

metro exodus still not downloaded

>The world is full of evil and sadness and there is nothing I can do about it.

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how hard is it to longboard and should i buy one?

youtu.be/1ao5sv_-_UU

Such is life in the west fren
I go to wallmart or the cheaper grocery stores here (no frills/etc...) and every 2nd person looks like they got development/mental disabilities, its not a joke

>The world is full of evil and sadness
true
>and there is nothing I can do about it.
false; apply thyself

what's the biggest thing you've had in your ass?

It's american humour with bits of american amd texan culture here and there. It's unironically unappealing to foreigners because they literally can't understand it. I really liked it, though.

>kill yourself just to have your face end up on some dumb website

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mujerados, “male women” noted by the Spanish conquistadors during the colonization of the Americas, whom he believed had become feminized through excessive masturbation, leading to atrophy of the penis and testicles

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Just saw an ugly-ish (w/ moustache and ponytail) badly dressed 20s dude with a cute latina gf
What's your excuse?

>the "oats" are good for you
They absolutely are not.

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literally my ancestors :)

on a scale on 1 - 10, what would rate your pain tolerance?

Defeatist, negative attitudes like this will end you up in the fucking gutter. Change your outlook or rot away like a miserable fat retard

reddit frontpage is uncharacteristically high quality today

such a great img lmao

I grew up with this cartoon.

I will never be a fatty. I am not evil or sad, it is the normalcattle that are.

I will live virtuously in solitude.

Longboarding is for queers just learn to skate

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giz a quick rundown?

These threads are GARBAGE

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Such a bad attitude

REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEE
R-REEEeee

I...
I just don't think I can do it anymore guys.

do you enjoy surprises?

it is highly, highly american

How do I get a back like his?

no.

You make a vague complaint because you are normalcattle.

>settling for a spic
Why do americans do this, they're only 20% of the population

Horrific attitude. have fun being a narcissist

I'm not "normalcattle" but I'm also not a deviant ped

flagrantly rude

normalnigger scum

>Horrific attitude. have fun being a narcissist

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>n word
Hi urkel

ok

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only girls skate. men skateboard

sorry user. I'm not gay.

Minimum cash amount you would take to eat poop?

some anons are all riled up
that much i can say for certain

normal people aren't scum, you're the scum

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Who else /bigot/?

I am looking forward to the weekend

I meant skate as in skateboard, not rollerskate
$5,000 I reckon

True

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I never said they were, you did. Why do you think you're scum?

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Me!! jk its just you

>$5,000 I reckon
concerningly low amount

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*yet

the semantic difference b/w skating/skateboarding doesn't rllllly exist in most of the us

I am unironically.

longboarding and skateboarding are like the same thing

How so? That can be like a year's worth of rent where I'm from

no.

pure Americana kino
pretty relatable up here in leafland too

not glamorous but it’s the reality of life

>$5000
takin' r jobs desu

>I am unironically.

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>no.

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the difference being longboarding is for pussies

If you ride on any kind of board, you're a gay.

>excessive masturbation, leading to atrophy of the penis and testicles
Uhhhhhhh

unironically true

skrt

Looks like that yelling movie review guy