Can I get by in Germany if I know the basic German vocabulary but I don't understand the grammar

Most germans (like rest of euros) are pretty fluent in english and can hold conversations in english just fine. You'll be fine.

Yes. All you need to know is "Sprechen Sie English", "Hallo" and "danke"

Is it possible to be a NEET there? I'm too autistic to hold down a job and I might be homeless soon

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If you don't have German citizenship beforehand, then no, that's a pipe dream

>I'm an actual tall Germanic white person

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So they would kick me out?

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If you stay more than 90 days without a visa/citizenship? Yes, they would end up sending you back to America

Afaik you're entitled to neetbux in Finland if you permanently reside here. Citizenship wouldn't be a barrier in this case.

Marry some burgerboo

maybe they'll give you refugee status

kela.fi/web/en/social-assistance-foreign-residents

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What if he's black

>most understand english

Actual studies show 50% of germans dont speak english well, its mostly boomers so who cares tho

everyone will try to speak english with you anyway cause it's usually too cringy to listen to foreigner's and their attempts

What if I just become homeless and live in the woods? I've done it before here. Maybe it would be cooler to do it there

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they can't speak english at all, so no.

Unless you interact with boomers or authorities most germans, to some degree, speak inglisch.

How bad would living in Helsinki as an American be

Do you mean living here or as a tourist? If the latter than no problem but if you want any kind of job you definetly have to speak german at least somewhat well

I don't want a job. I just want to live there. Maybe in the woods if have to

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lmao why? I unironically had some gypsies living in the woods not far from my house and I called the cops on them because they had a mirror or some shit shining directly in my window

Very german post

Please leave already. Also a tip, if you want to practice your German with them, just pretend you don't know English, that Spanish is your native tongue. Or else no one will ever speak to you in German. No one wants to hear someone stumble around butchering their language if there's an alternative.

I wish I could shoot them

Dude, you should freakin' move there, Deutschland is simply epic. Take as many of your friends with you too.

why the fuck would anyone want you then?

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Stop saying unironically like a faggot.

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I'm mentally ill anons I have schizoaffective disorder. What am I supposed to do

what's special about germany? i can not understand cuck germanboo amerisharts like you. they hate foreigners except for muslims.

join the roving pack of homeless living in california talking to themselves in the middle of the freeways?

I am sorry to hear that user. But it's best you remain here with your family. If you want something simple, join the navy, they can't legally make you disclose previous illnesses without you telling them. Become a cook and let life flow by. Moving to another place will solve absolutely nothing though.

It's amazing how awful Anglos were at fighting. The only reason english is fucked up is because the Brits were total pussies throughout history.

Even when they expanded their empire they just used fucking guns against tribes with spears.

OP is Black. He fell for BBC meme.

Being good at shooting guns is better than fighting with a spear Pablo.

I tought it was kinda fitting since its such a weird topic to come up and I actually had a story related to it

You would be right, except guns weren't around when English was getting gang banged by french, norse, and german. Being good at spears would have made English a less cucked language.

It makes you sound like some fag on twitter

not him but doesnt the military do background checks for history of mental illness

Is there a place where I can just be a NEET with simple but comfy living quarters, Internet access, and decent food?

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Try Finland. Seems like most Finns here are NEETs

Just learn ch and R and you'll be fine, that's the only bad part of an American accent

FUCK I WANT TO LIVE IN FINLAND NEETBUX

>sehr gut
yikes

boomers were burgerboos... you just had to come dressed as a cowboy and you'd instantly be married here

if you don't know grammar, your sentences would indicate you're a retard

It's enought to find a job/trainee position, but you should really learn it if you want to stay longer.

>Americans