What job do you have, Jow Forums?

I'm going to college while I await my inevitable wagiedom, either when I finish or fail it.

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My sides are still orbitting at the concept of the wage cage. Bezos is literally irl Lex Luthor

university server admin

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Im a press machine operator. It's okay.

My dad owns a shop and I'm helping him keep it. My brother went to university so my dad told me I could have thr buisness when I help him with it. Its a restaurant

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picrel, very comfy job

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the variant with the muzzle is funnier

is it cozy in more aspects than bad

jesus christ i just now realized wage cages weren't entirely fake. maybe amazon scrapped the idea but it will exist soon somewhere no doubt

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i need to find a new job
should i just apply for a random job at the local shopping centre near me?
i probably won't get anything but its better than nothing...

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Depends on who you ask but inbound > outbound by far

What's your current job? Shopping center positions are pretty bad.

Well. What do you do bro

i was let go last month because the government doesn't know what the hell they're doing
i drew plans for mechanical components

Get a CAD certificate, unless you already have one, and get some well-paying remote job from your house.

then why apply to a retail job next? sounds like a huge step backwards. at least apply to a blue collar area with better pay and some self respect instead of a shopping mall. Those jobs are for teenagers and retirees

Senior undergrad starting PhD next fall

Codemonkey for foreign company
Here's my 15 day wage

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yeah i do have a certificate and i tried that but i don't have much experience
and the whole field is experience based so i'm fucked for now

because that job was 40% sheer boredom pretending to do work and 60% working as fast as i could (literally could not waste a single minute) it was so stressful
i really want a CAD career but idk i thought it might be a refreshing change of pace for now
i was gonna apply for some warehousing jobs but i fell down the stairs and fucked my foot up h-haha

mailman

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Work on an extensive portfolio to supplement your lack of experience while working a shitty job. Maybe do an internship of some sort if possible?

>extensive portfolio
yeah i've been telling myself to do that for a while, just not sure how i'll set it out just yet
it would be great if i lived in the inner city so i could just walk 15 minutes to work but i'm stuck in this fucking suburban hell

mailman sounds like a nice job but you have to be quick don't you

>40% sheer boredom pretending to do work and 60% working as fast as i could (literally could not waste a single minute) it was so stressful
I worked 2 retail jobs. I was a bitchboy at a grocery store in high school, then a floor worker -> manager during college. Every fucking second was pure boredom time never passed more slowly. On the upside it also has to be the lowest paying area of work in existence. That's only point I'm trying to make.

Do you have any illegitimate children? We have an old running joke around here that gingers are mailman bastards for some reason.

it wasn't even the boredom that got to me, it was the stress of having to do work without stopping or looking like i was doing work because if i didn't my boss would tear me a new dickhole (even though my other co-workers in the office were reading celebrity gossip on their computers and shit all the time)
even my other co-worker who had the same role as me and worked there for 7 years said
>i'm glad you're here otherwise the work would be too much
i'm somewhat glad that job is over

I'm a baker.

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that sounds comfy

Rail engineer, I get payed 15 quid an hour to chill in a van playing pubg

That sounds comfy, do you have any pics ?

Just bread or do you ever make cakes/pastries?

Based

Anyone ever been a server before? How was it?

student

The more old people the better.

I work at a sandwich shop

thoughts on MREs?

Uni student, but if things turn out alright, I might get hired at a large telecom company as a software""""engineer""" soon

I drive a ship loader. It's really old and constantly breaks down, there are no proper spare parts so we have to jury-rig everything, also the dust is terrible.

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Work two jobs.

Hotel concierge and a residential concierge. 58 hour work week.

Graphic design/Desktop publisher.
I also do drawing commissions for fun.

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Call center at local isp/cable-tv operator.

Not only do you those jobs seem awful but you have to work that much? Why? I'm sorry.

>I also do drawing commissions for fun.
what kind of drawings?

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Whatever the person wants, within limits. Usually cute dames. If you're prodding at what I think you're prodding at, yeah, I draw porn too.

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bump

post some
also how did you get started with that

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Kindergartener

N E E T

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I dropped out of college after first year. I'm just leeching off from my dad now, I'll blow my brains out or work as a garbageman when he dies

very nice

What's that in Deutschemarks?

Rubels, around 1540eur worth.

very nice

I work in quality control at a factory making bike parts. It’s boring as shit but the overtime is good. I work two 12hr shifts and make the same as when I was working 40hrs a weeks at a call center so I can’t complain.

THAT'S TWICE MY WAGE

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Not here, friend.
Also drawing porn just kind of happens one day. You see a lot of things by other people that inspire you to do it too. Then you have something that you yourself would like to see, and have the powers to make it happen. So you try it, and you stick to it because it makes you and other people happy.

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How does this picture make you feel?

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So good seeing kuffars line up to pay their jizzya

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i meant your regular works

im a cuck waiter

Oops. I never really "started" drawing. I've always been doodling for fun for as long as I can remember.
I started the Honeyboy thread on /i/, which I should really get back to.

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Meant to reply to of course.

>tfw waiting for calls from possible employers you sent resumes to but whenever you get a call your fucked up cellphone disconnects from it's battery preventing you from answering the call AND from leaving any info just who called and by what number

Should have stuck with Nokia Mobira goddammit

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>fill out application
>don't turn it in
>get callback for interview
>don't show up
I want to die. I don't wanna return to wagey life

Network and Telecommunications engineer.
I manage the MMS system of a big telecom operator.

I subtitle tv for deaf people

RISE

>too mentally and physically damaged to work
>too "normal" to collect some neetbux. Helpme.exe

Electrician making 55k/year at 20. Still living with parents though.

Economics/Marketing student and I have a side job as a graphics designer.

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>gets clled to interviews
Wow look at chad musclebeef here

Is this you, Aleksi?

Corporate lawyer

You shouldn't have resisted.

21 year old delivery boy

How old is everyone ITT?

>28yo

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19 :3

how do you apply for that?
how much you earn monthly after taxes?
do you work from home?
how many hours a week?
do you like it?

I'm 22 and broke af.

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you send a CV and pass tests (protip : being confident about your spelling doesn't mean it's good. 90 % of candidates don't go further than this)
I earn 2 200 after taxes
I don't work from home because the program we use is developed by the company, so it's only available here
35 hours/week, but scrammed on only 4 days, so you have longer week-ends than average. on the cons side, you have constantly changing shifts (today I work from 3pm to 1am for exemple, but it could very well be 6am-16pm on sunday if I had worked this week-end)
tv is tv, that is to say a vile pile of shit, but the work is cool most of the times

What are the wages in your work?

I used to work +/- 45 hours per week for 1500€ (about 1200€ after taxes) per month.

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Project control

part time job at a Pharmacy (20 hours a week)
I help the pharmacists, put the medicines in the drawer or shelf when the shipment arrive, put the regular stock on the shelfs, put price tags.

The good part of the job are: good pay and benefits, can take a brake anytime I want plus could always slack off for a few mintues if I feel like I need to.

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Accountant

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>job

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oh and more good part is I still get neetbux

Backend web """"dev""""

I shitpost on Jow Forums all day.

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Except the pharmacists I work with are arabs.
there are a lots of Arabs pharmacists here