How to get Southern European gf?

How to get Southern European gf?

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Be an "economic migrant" from Africa.

Just be yourself, only attractive.

This tbqh

That's how you get Swedish and British women

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Here's a helpful tutorial.

>med women
>wanting "economic migrants"
lmao no, only British women suck Jamal's cock

be black

THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT. Southern women like Russian women have a disgusting princess complex that will drive you MAD. These women are the living breathing embodyment of the Olay commericals from 2008.

Lush, sheek, beautiful. Olay. I can't stand it.

Aren't you full with them already? You know Dua Lipa is from Kosovo, but from Albanian parents as I recollect. That means she looks like a Romanian and is Muslim at the same time. You can't get more Southern and exotic as that.

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All women can drive you mad. All of them.

Cringe
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she’s got the brain of a monkey tho

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I've seen your local English white roses.

The average Jow Forums poster can't solve 5th grade arithmetic. Seen it plenty of times.

never said otherwise
dua lipa acts like she sold a couple iq points for fame

She sold something else.

ftfy

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>tfw mum is portugese
>was breast fed
>i have sucked lovely portugese titties

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Just stay at home on your computer in the UK, she'll surely come to you eventually

One day.

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>tfw no Pepette gf

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Based Anglo that liked sucking on his mom's big breasts poster