/brit/

/bread/

Yeah mate this is my first time on /brit/ and its fucking grim

off you fuck then

>co workers last day today
>she said goodbye to pretty much everyone except for me
ouch.

brit?
more like
I need a poo

youtube.com/watch?v=nLsXJitaiVo

also I had a dream that my friend was being silly and he was coughing up string
also there was a vending machine and it was 50p for everything

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Just sharted and it stinks

>England’s national animal if it was reflective of the people:
Boar
>Wales’s national animal if it was reflective of the people:
Dog
>Scotland’s national animal if it was reflective of the people:
Ram

You cannot refute this

sucking a golf ball

Ram him Eddie

Me? I’m in the bath

@Toilmen

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only the NEETs are on right now

this is me, kek

I clocked in 20 minutes ago

I work in retail sweetie x

based

rate that Indians/Japs/Chinese etc. just have normal savoury food for breakfast

Mum just woke me up to borrow a fucking book arggghhhh!!!!! FUCKS SAKE MUM FUCK OFF

that's not right

why is your mum staying at yours?

not true btw

I live with my parents

you're under 18 right?

>grr you must leave home at 18 EVEN IN THIS ECONOMY!!! GRR MANLY!!!
fuck off yank

Im 23
Got a problem twat

triggered the manchildren lol

Gonna come over to frog land and eviscerate your jaw pierre

imagine getting triggered by a fact of your own life lmao

if that makes you leave your house for once, I'm all for it

cant stop fokin wanking
need some fanny ffs

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wrong, took the day off to watch the yanks fly over my city

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literally me

grim

Fuck sake

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I just had weetbix for dinner, ask me anything.

>sent at 04:29

you mean weetabix

Yeah, I guess she was drinking?

Funny way of spelling weetabix

>101866732
Never reply to me again

weetbix haha WACKY bruce WACKY

how soft are your hands

weetbix haha WACKY bruce WACKY

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weetbix (they sell the aussie version here) is one of those ones where I fancy it like less than once a year and eat a few then the box just sits in the cupboard forever and I'm like, they've been in there a long time and even though they're still most likely perfectly fine to eat I don't want to eat them because they're old so I'll throw them away. you know?

weetabix are shit

>reading
virgin freak

No I mean weetbix
Extremely soft.

blog on
blog on

shut the fuck up josie you useless retard
would snap your little runt neck like a fucking toothpick

they make a decent alternative to breadcrumbs for breaded chicken or pork dishes

You know what's even worse than bloggers? People who think this shithole website needs to have its culture preserved. Shut the fuck up you silly cunt. Anything goes.

What's the context here?

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twitter.com/ANMarshall/status/1098508385056632834?s=19

AHHHHH NOOOOOO!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING BACK CONTROL!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR ALLIES!!!!!!

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Take it to reddit pal

my co-worker bought fucking plastic post it notes, like why do they even sell these things, pens barely write on them, they hardly stick to anything. whatthefuckisthatabout? you know?
I've never breaded anything I'd just buy frozen breaded chicken desu

henry

fucking hell schizo, have some self-control

Right I asked her out, she said she was busy. Last night she askes me out (drunk) , I say yeah and then when I wake up I get this.

Tbf she could just be legitimately busy and stayed out longer than she intended but still

Optics... the optics aren't right...

oxford bender looks like THAT?!

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I do. Reddit is great for political and philosophical discussion amongst well adjusted normal adults. I come here to laugh at you virgins. Lmao

She's shagging other men
t.knower

What are the chances she's getting piped by 15 different lads at once

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>Last night she askes me out (drunk)

Well there's your answer, she wouldn't date you sober

nah he looks like this

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what's his endgame

She's Chinese, and kinda shy.

i go weeks without wanking typically
dunno what my problem is rn tho

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that's just bad angle and lightning, he can deadlift 160kg

So she's 100% a whore then

Is this Tim when he was 30 years younger

what i feel when i read through /brit/
youtube.com/watch?v=CSmRCbjmjno

they’re always shagging other men
you think cunts just sit at home and twiddle their thumbs lmao

Asian women who date white men are the white girls who date black men of Asians

So every asian and white girl then?

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Yes. They’re all whores. Get yourself a black girl straight out of the Congo.

not 60 years ago :-)

I don't wanna Jesus freak goddamn

maybe

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god, tim is so aesthetic

>dat dutch angle
>dat poppy

kino

cringe
only broken sluts fuck niggers
asians fuck whites because they’re gold diggers obsessed with status

Meanwhile almost 150 active murder investigations go unsolved

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im straight, deal with it!!

Gonna watch some Arrested Development

haaaahaha

Those'll be the ones committed by Tory peers.

she's done a new thing

twitter.com/bakedretard/status/1098691734098214913

/brit/ is not just an Instagram feed for your epic memes

another rorke victory

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it's not for whingy gimps like you either