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Ooo ahh up the ra
Poo
Poo nigger
Will do mate thanks
*hands you a tenner*
Jason Genova versus Jason Momoa
It piss. Make it happen.
>tfw made it into the comp
thanks aussie mate
Trust me lads
I speak a lot of shite
Recently become a rather large fan of Miles Jupp
my quality streets are in a metal box with the coloured wrappers though
maybe, just like your passports, it's done better here
/brit/ anthem
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
Love brits, love the IRA, complicated as.
nah bollocks you've been rather large for ages
He looks a wrong'un an' aw
Food is a bit disgusting
Could do well without it
Just photosynthesized instead
An admiral goal
The fuck is this drivel? Shut up with your delicate nonsense, old man.
Got thrown out of Waitrose because "Ive got the accent of a boiler man"
Fuming
He's getting fucked up in prison
Only since I started on the cherry bakewell diet
feet smell absolutely rotten
>one eye half closed
mk ultra victim
The United Kingdom put out some exceptional tunes in the 70s and 80s. If it was up to me it would be required viewing
Where’s Emmett
Builder by day
Shagger by night
is anyone going to talk about how the posts in OP's pic are from the future?
going off to fuck another prostitute
i'd like to remind everyone that prostitution is illegal in the US
cheeky (as it were)
wonder how often i stare at the bottom left corner of my screen thanks to Jow Forums
Post slags lads
>She giggles and flinches when you eat her out
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Labour is literally finished. The only people who support them now are brown people. How untactful could you possibly be? Yeah just bring the terrorist back here, she needs our support.
How do you take a party traditionally for the workers to a party traditionally for immigrants and terrorists? The man has talent.
All these posts are shite, what a poor attempt at oc
Looks like a Tory.
Don’t even like sweets that much anymore
Fruit has much more flavour
Never thought I’d turn out this sad
not in some states
nevada is ok i think
or was, dunno about now
there was that ranch innit
prozzie ranch i think it was called
prozzie yank ranch
hotel doctors? now that was a good gimmick
Slightly embarrassed that I didn't know Morrisey and the vocalist of The Smiths were one in the same
Your just a normal adult
Go back to the nursing home, gramps. We're the future you chose.
see if I've gone off fruit sweets like refreshers and that and would much rather have a pastry these days
because they aren't, idiot
observant post
And now here's Chunderwall
Would suck those nipples raw
What Frags we all sporting tonight then
I spent 20 minutes putting together that decolletage, show some fucking respect
I very well may be younger than you lad, but who knows innit
I'm on the beers and wishing good will
I'm enjoying them desu
mad how spinach is just leaves
First time I kicked the gf out she had multiple orgasms, started twitching, and squeaked out a "thank you"
Fell in love right there desu
On my back from Leicester lads, so many fucking pakis dear lord God help us. Not a single one was with a white person. Multiculturalism? Don't think so
Kids today are so fucking soft
>Can't play dodgeball in schools until you're 13
>Can only play with gay little foam balls
>Not allowed to climb trees anymore
>Not allowed to trade lunches
>Not allowed to bike to school by yourself
>Not allowed to play nights
>Not allowed to play superheroes
>Not allowed to play soldier
>Not allowed to play princess
>Not allowed to play tag
>Need a hall pass just to walk around the corner for some water
FUCK working at the YMCA. Bunch of communist pricks. Bring me back my childhood; it's unfair what they've done.
Haven't kicked the gf out in ages, she must be gagging for it. Think I'll throw her suitcase out the window when she gets home
if i'd been doing my posts on twitter instead of Jow Forums i'd have a billion followers by now
could've monetised my genius but instead i just got called reddit for 10 years
Lol
Ran a business at school where I sold £1 packs of 6 chocolate biscuits for 50p~£1ea
Fuck, dude...For all the shit we give them, girls actually are pretty nice...
odd reaction to being forced out of somewhere but whatever cherries her bakewell, as they say
Today is gonna be the day
Where I drop a really smelly poo
Never had a gf me
Come close a few times but it’s never worked out
Not really cut out for human relationships me
it's been this way for 20 years
that's why you have college students throwing screaming tantrums because they saw a white male smile
hmm
This but unironically
erm, lads...what the fuck is this
didnt ask
Dunno and I shan't be clicking to find out either
Fuck off
tbf schools are full of ethnics these days
very easy to ruin a political party if you don't screen your members for mental illness before letting them join.
>You will never be a purebred European sauntering through waves of yank mutts seething at your very existence
>The former Labour MP Ian Austin, who has quit the party over its handling of antisemitism, says Jeremy Corbyn is responsible for creating a culture of 'extremism and intolerance' in the movement.
what's with the elite and their constant character assassination of our jezza, lads? what is about the man that frightens them so much?
I'd say voting for Labour is a screening for mental illness
not clicking it like but it looks familiar
mebbe seen it on /x/
listen mate that's one of my posts you're talking about, i'm getting sick to bastard death of you
iktf
Every single leftypol commie is so fucking happy that little girl was murdered just cause it was done by a white guy. They'd like more incidents like that. They're no different from the Jow Forums twats who celebrate terrorist attacks just because it was done by muslims. Partisan politics turns normal people into evil fucks.
bit of a downer though innit mate
hypertext art
What is the image even trying to express, doesn't even hold a candle to the /brit/ "I'll put aspestos in your washing machine" collage
>"get the foreigners out, get the wogs out, get the coons out"
anyone else find this sort of lyric surprising from a young, progressive band?
relax, rorke
I don't care to find out. Seems a bit fishy, that link
real schizophrenic shit
Execute him
>Campbell, from the Isle of Bute, appears to be obsessed with who subscribes to his YouTube channel
bout what
By "play nights", I meant to post "play knights", but yes, it's also true that we can no longer have YMCA sleepovers because "kids might get scared of the dark".
WTF is that? We used to have fucking YMCA sleepovers every MONTH. Fuck this place, I'm going to quit soon...But at the same time, if I quit, I leave the kids to their fate with that butch, overweight SJW lady. Should I stay or should I go?
As gay as it sounds, I feel like I'm the only one still clinging on to the old ways. Just took my kids out for dodgeball behind my butch boss's back. Kids loved it and called me a hero, but they don't understand me when I tell them I used to play dodgeball EVERY SINGLE DAY, just because...
They don't know what they're missing. It's fucking fucked.
Just the lads chatting shit about chocolates
what would happen if you actually go outside to speak to women?
>>>/cum/
anthem's come out?
Based entrepreneur poster
they scream and call you a rapist with fish odour syndrome
I want you to know that it was solid mate. Don't doubt yourself
...
got a date with a lovely girl tomorrow lads
discounted day 1