/brit/

You mean greeks aren't white? because that would be correct

u welcome to do it lad i'll pay you i tried before but failed too pathetic to even success at kiling myself sucks to be me

>lurk moar

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one spliff is all it takes
fall out of society
psycho lunacy
a lock up is what you need

Lad I told you I would do it but I want to be in your will, what's the problem?

My pussy feeder she's my pussy she is my pussy slave haha. My pussy slave feeder she is my one and only pussy slave feeder haha haha. She has pussy feeder pussy slave feeder she is isn't my pussy slave feeder haha.

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not putting you in my will and you will obviously be caught if I do

remember cuckstiny before he went full sjw cucklord?
youtube.com/watch?v=CG-AtACfOuk

you weren't here last friday
we were all sick and worried about you :)

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mad both of these posts in after the new was posted give em some love please x

youtube.com/watch?v=XDlPqNNIvV4

piff ting
gash film

Love skinny girls with a little but of leg chub

business idea: make workout videos to Cardi B songs and release them under the name Cardi O

that's kind of you I was just too busy with work

really just want to take a lot of drugs and join some creepy cult and fuck lots of crazy women and become crazy myself and become an old man with a long grey beard living in a dark dilapidated house filled with strange tribal artefacts and computers from the 1990s living in some rural town in Devon

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>not putting you in my will
Why not? Me getting caught isn't your problem

or as I've taken to calling it, lub

Scotland and Ireland chose to unify with England. Wales did not.

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Enjoyed this post

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oh okay

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NEED this as a webm ASAP

youtu.be/pSTorGNvJMo

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Same. Want to start an acid cult underground London

you're right it isn't my problem but my family will obviously get my money

Check out the arse on that

Are these lads actually scandis or are they larping? Might pack up and move there desu

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based and vargpilled

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I met the lad in this pic once

whats a lock up
is that slang for a really fat joint

fucking obsessed

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If Cardi B was a deodorant she would be Cardi BO

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>Check out the arse on that

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bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47330924

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tired of being ugly, can't imagine what it would be like to look in the mirror or look at your body and not feel nothing but repulsion.

No you haven't
be quiet

SICKO MODE

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Oh my fucking GOD I can't fucking take it. Please please please please please I don't have TIME for your courting bullshit just PLEASE come behind from that deli counter and have sex with me PLEASE we can go to my place or your place or my car oh my god I don't fucking CARE.

GUys if a girl worked at a deli and you said you didn't want to buy the pot pies but then she smiled at you and said you should buy the pot pies and you said maybe but then she said they were really good, whyt he FUCK would she do that? do you give a fuck about your mcdonalds job? What about your subway job? she doesn't work on commission why the FUCK would she do that? I KNEW she was flirting I'm not a fucking idiot I could fucking feel it. She was so fucking cute and she wanted me and I wanted her, and I still want her, 5 hours later, late at night, in my dreams, as I shower, as I walk, as I talk, as I eat her chicken pot pies she sold me for dinner. Why the FUCK would she want me to eat her chicken pot pies if she wasn't flirting, she said "enjoy your day", but she looked down shy and smiled at me. Fuck I NEED NEED NEEEEEED to find her and have sex with her RIGHT FUCKING NOW oh my FUCKING god PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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trip on lisicki

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stil remember pungently the first time I berried my face between a girls arsecheeks and licked like a parched dog
she had showered and I was about to pound her as she was laying on her front
the sight of that arse right in front of me brought out my primal instincts

twitter.com/nerdist/status/959909374230777857

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it's decent tbf haha

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GOD IM SO HORNY AND LONELY AND BORED
TFW NO GF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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gotcha lads, that's a man!

That's bullshit lad, I could do so much more with that money to benefit people like you. Instead your tarq family won't even give a shit once your dead and just add the money to their worth.

50k is measly can't do shit with that

never even held a girl's hand lmao

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what did it taste like

so?

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haha me too lad and its even worse when i think about my ex (she left me 3 months ago) currently sleeping with black colleague

have been reading up on secret societies in london like contemporary O.T.O not interesting in joining but kinda pleased they still exist desu
in the hermetic tradition rejecting your body is rejecting the physical and therefore part of the path to "mind" which is simliar to gnosis and the aim of all mankind.
sorry mate i'm not a utiltarian i'd rather certain people get stuff than others

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pretty much like normal skin

thx bro 1+ gold to you good sir

Started a new thing where about once a month I come home and pin the unsuspecting gf down and tie her to a chair and have really rough sex sessions with her for hours, even leave the house and go for a pint with my mate all the while she's blindfolded in the living room unable to move just waiting for me to come back and abuse her more

guess it's time for boring /brit/ again

cum and shit

you arrive in /brit/

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My political ideology? Shaggerism.

you don't even shag that much mate

I know what you're trying to do I know you're both te same person. You're trying to appeal to my insanity by posting pitures of gorgeous girls in submissive, sexy positions trying to get me riled up knowing that I'm already in a vulnerable position as it is with my lusting after that deli counter pot pie girl who was flirting with me just laying awae at night thinking of that girl fuck all the people fuck EVERYONE watching, I would have bent her over the counter right then and there FUCK everybody else FUCK THEM FUCK THE PEOPLE WATCHING I don't give a FUCK I would have fucking done it in the heat in the position I'm in right now with my blood boiling my soul boiling everything on fire I would have watched told all the people watching to FUCK OFF I wouldn't have gavea shit, I would have fucked her, sucked on her clit, rammed my cock into her uterine lining FUCK everybody else watching I wouldn't have gave a FUCK I know you're trying to do it FUCK everyone I don't give a FUCK I would have done it still I woul d do it now FUCK the people watching I don't give a FUCK

Hello everyone! This is Posting on Empty: Thread review!
Well hello ladies and gentlemen and everyone lurking, this is Posting on Empty: Thread review, and I am your host, the /brit/ of the week.
Well, you saw the op, you know the routine by now, so let's just dive in shall we?
Firstly I apologise if I'm a little stuffed up by the way, I have allergies. But the show must go on, so let's take a look at this new thread and just dive right in.
So first, on a little side note, I'd like to point out this thread was made and linked when the previous thread was on page 2, so a little premature, usually the new thread will be linked at page 8, that's when the janitor usually allows such things to happen so I have to deduct 1 point from op straight away. But let's look at the actual meat of the op.
So we've got all the usual /brit/ thread bits and pieces, we've got the /brit/ in the subject field, we've got a picture, and we've got an "edition" comment. Everything is there.
The picture is only 34 KB so straight away that's a little disappointing but I'll get to that later. First I wanna talk about the edition. This is the "nicole kidman in eyes wide shut edition." Yeah it's really not bad. I've seen the film and it's not one of Kubrick's best but he has made so many great quality films, that's not saying too much. The film stars Tom Cruise so I can give the op a point for that, which it kind of needs after the poor performance so far. As I said, the /brit/ is in the subject field where it belongs. It is what it is.
Okay so back to the picture and I think I see a glimpse, just a glimpse mind, of nipple in this one. The op is lucky the janitor is off duty (I assume he is, I don't really know to tell you the truth), because as I said, this new thread was really posted too early and to be playing around with the possibility of the image being not safe for work? Remember, this is 4channel now, not Jow Forums, and the advertisers would be immeasurably shocked by this...

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once fucked the gf in the woods
wasn't as exciting as I expected, possible because it was so cold and uncomfortable

"France" is a LARP invented by Jacobins in the 1790s

I find it quite sad lad that you have no interest in helping your own, people who go through the same misery and dread as you.

Maybe you really are ugly

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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metro exodus is pretty good fellers
too bad it isn't on steam or gog because of chink faggotry

Thats how you keep em

i'm not a good person lad dunno what ever made you think that I try to be fair and decent to tenants I don't atke the piss but i'm not a charity and I don't do charity work.

your mum is cold and uncomfortable

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whereas yours is warm and wet like a bitch in heat

where'd you get this pic of me

>even leave the house and go for a pint with my mate all the while she's blindfolded in the living room unable to move just waiting for me to come back
Bit weird

Kansas

NEED my money now instead of monday
toilberg not having it

no game is worth 50+ quid, or ~100gb of your disk space

>video games

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