What do the French anons think of your neighbouring countries?

What do the French anons think of your neighbouring countries?

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I don't really think about them tbqh

belgium's full of cunts, kinda like andorra and luxembourg, monaco is basically france, don't care about the rest

ah yeah I'm not very fond of Brazil also

What about Spain and Germany

belgium must die and switzerland occupied by a EU coalition

Belgium : 1/10
Overly proud of their tiny country, and don't like when we are legitimately proud of our great nation

Luxembourg 1/10
Tax heaven

Germany 2/10
Destroying Europe

Switzerland 6/10
Good lads, but racist towards the french working there

Italy 6/10
Their cuisine is not as good as ours, but still great ; also good lads overall althought a little too loud

Spain 5/10
Can't say much, never met too many of them

Andorre ayy lmao/10
It's a mistery, but also cheap cigarettes and booze

>Belgium: like this little cousin that you used to play with/make fun of, you have fond memories of you two being together but he's somewhat spiteful toward you and you don't really get why
>Germany: polite, kind of autistic people. They're nice but their women are a bore
>Spain: I used to go there in vacation a lot as a kid and I like the country, but I literally think nothing of the spanish people
>Italy: seem to think way more of us than we think of them, at least on this website. Never been there
>Switzerland: always on social medias to complain about french arrogance yet manage to be the most arrogant people I've seen. Never been there
>Luxembourg: good workers, never been there

I don't think about them at all.

Also is the UK considered a neighbouring country? People have literally swam across the channel

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Fuck Britain
Someday we'll unite with Ireland
Iceland is alright i guess, it's got some scenery
Everyone else is too far for me to see

'ate Britain
'ate Lelgium
'ate Canada
'ate Luxembourg
'ate Netherlands
'ate Suriname
'ate Brazil
'ate Italy
'ate Spain
'ate Switzerland
'ate Andorra
'love Monaco
Simple as

Oh and 'ate Germany, of course

Belgians are cutes, they make good waffles
Luxembourg is full of rich cunts
Krauts are krauts
Swiss are pretty nice too, would like to hike there
I like Italy but Italy doesn't like us back
Spanish people are pretty nice (and gay)
Don't care about Andorra

well both are okay countries I guess

As you can see it's not, but we definitely value Brits better than our neighbors

guyana is a shithole comparaded to brazil

French user here. I hate everyone around me.

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In 1915, hundreds of thousands of Frenchmen fearlessly threw themselves at the enemy artillery and machine guns without hesitation or regard for personal safety, not for any good or worthy reason except protecting their national honor.

In 2015, Frenchmen screamed, cried and pissed themselves as they crawled away from the terrorists or were dragged out and mutilated, their eyes gouged and their testicles cut off. None fought back, all were praying for Americans to save them as they had on the Amsterdam-Paris train in August. None fought back or defended themselves despite being massively superior in number.

Had the generation of 1915 been present, the attackers would not have gotten any further than the doorway before being bundled off and drowned by mobs in the Seine like Algerian protesters in 1961. The difference the 100 years makes, is that the French of 1915 were the inheritors of the tradition of Clovis, Charlemagne, Louis XIV, Napoleon, etc, and the French of 2015 are the inheritors of the tradition of Derrida, Sartre, Foucault, and de Beauvoir.

Every Frenchman posting here on Jow Forums would react exactly the same way as Benjamin Cazenoves. You could do anything to such people and they would not be able to stop you.

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tl;dr

In a nutshell modern french people are wusses who are scared of terrorists

That guy reminds me of the two chicks who got beheaded in morocco, how they wrote long sappy PC bullshit all over social media and then BAM reality.

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kek dumb bitch

Really funny, especially since i'm from a free Derry

Based and redpilled.

What's the voltage on that fence?

smelly dumb sandnigger

He's right.

>Derrida, Sartre
I hate these cunts more than anything

About you.

based and redpilled

Holy fuck this is the based and redpilled shit i was looking for. Bless you arab user you truly are a amazing

i think they dont like em

>trained soldiers don't react the same as cosmopolitan city dwelling concert goers
imagine my shock

You're absolutely right.

don't care

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>What are gilets jaunes

commies who break art and want more refugees

>UK
Brother
>Belgium
France
>Luxembourg
Irrelevant
>Germany
Shitheads who destroy all what they touch
>Switzerland
They have a superiority complex
>Italy
Beautiful country of art and history. The boys are very close to their mother.
>Monaco
It's a rich suburb of Nice with people living in flat.
>Spain
Cool and warm people. I don't like very much the Catalans
>Andorra
Irrelevant

'love Québec but gain independence first

>not posting the version with la luz extinguido in Corsica

>want more refugees
It's the other way around William

You gain independence first from Germany, cucks

People don't have blue eyes in most of france

no kidding

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>gilets jaunes are commies
you take the "retard of the day" award

then what are they Mario

Mostly boomers and laborers relying on trucks and heavy machinery for their business

germany is worse than france lol at least france has riots

liar, they are commies and gays

Italy is literally our bro, they seem to dislike us this days though/

Germany is a weird relationship, our gov and the EU is trying to make us like them, but when one thinks of thiungs Germany did towards france, it's just crimes and invasions. On a personnal note, all the germans I met were polite, respectful and nice people.

When french people think of belgium they literally only think of Wallonia, and see them as a french departement/

People usually love Britain and aren't aware they love larping as muh eternal rivalry.

Luxembourg, Andorra and Monaco are irrelevant.

Spain is a holiday destination for white trash but it's a pretty nice cunt. We never think about them.

Swiss are seen as arrogant and xenophobic towards us, but we respect how well their democracy works.

Nobody knows we border Brazil.

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i dont think about spaniards
italians are cool
germans are arrogant but they're cool
brits are cunts

>'ate Britain
Basé

>compares soldiers in a war zone to civilians at a concert
>compares the most legendary monarchs of all of French history in the last two centuries to philosophers of the last century
really made me think

Top tier :
Italians
Brits

Meh tier :
Germans
Spaniards

Shit tier :
Belgium
Luxemburg
Switzerland

Belgium = north of France, poor people drinking too much, pedophilia, inbreeding. Bad food.

Luxembourg = doesn't exist for people like me unfortunately, it's only a myth. Bad food.

Germany = it depends of the area. Bavaria is fine, I guess. Mostly bad food. The language is okay.

Switzerland = heaven on earth. Good French influenced food.

Italia = where the handsome guys are. Poor but beautiful, a lot of things to see there. Amazing food, perfect landscapes, beautiful language, too bad it's not a realm of civilized people.

Spain = worst features, worst culture, worst language, but they have tapas and tapas are cool.

>Germany
>bad food
tu quoi

>Catalog
they try to hide it with tons of salt

based and redpilled

>UAE flag
whats the motivation behind those wise words

A horrendous amount of French superiority in this thread - as expected. Just remember the world speaks the language of INGERLUND, not shitty French. Stay mad

Frogs please respond

I love them all. Expect the eternal anglo.

false-flagging mick cunt

I love France and it's the country I'm the most sad about losing to multiculturalism

I hate spain, italians are mostly cunts, swiss are pedant but their country is fucking nice, germans are cools but they're destroying Europe, belgians are ok in my book but for some reason they're spiteful of us. Don't know shit about Luxembourg even thoug i've got some roots here.

Multiculturalism is part of France's past, it is part of France's present and it will be part of France's future.

t. sand nigger

>future
No such thing, locust

france is big enough to not care about other countries to be entirely honest

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where were you when we destroyed all the local cultures and started to all call ourselves french people

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BASED

>trained
Looks like someone didn't know the meaning of conscription.
Dumb fucking leaf.

>france is big
no

we're big by european standards. Ukraine is the only one bigger.

Not really but it autosufficient, especially if we finally adopted methanisation instead of falling for the wind turbine meme (this would give new ressources to the poorest regions of the country, truly, i wonder why it hasn't been introduced yet).

also mercator projection is shit and make you feel bigger than you are

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>Tax heaven
What's wrong with that?

Not in your country. Modern French Flemish are cucks anyways. They feel themselves special snowflakes because there are so few of them in France left, but don't want to implement the standard Dutch writing system like we use in Belgium and the Netherlands so we could actually read what they write.

It is since they're fucking up every country around just for a few more bucks, you dumb fucking leaf.

yes, and honestly the populated and "civilized" part of argentina is about the same size than france. the rest is empty, or inhabited by a few semi barbaric people.

Cringe

based, frogs are truly unbearable, arrogant cunts

>Nobody knows we border Brazil.
is it true that guiana is a shithole?

probably, haven't been there to confirm
its only use is hosting the european space program anyway, along with the fact that owning a chunk of another continent can never be a bad thing

seething inferiors

ARROGANT FROG

you're so pure and innocent. we should have protected you better ;_;