/brit/

shan't be posting in this thread

i have 4 gcses at grade c

Thank you my British (Breton) brethren.

>Peru and Chile allowed
>France allowed

?

I GRIEVE IN STEREO

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mikey done done you now lad

*presents my /brit/member card*
alri

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you tell him

based countries, simple as

>Listening to music in stereo
Beyond Dogshit

>Me? I learned some basic algebra in a community college. Don't you know everything is just numbers man? Pi, a never ending random number, proves that there are alternate realities and that space keeps expanding.

Eggsqueeze me? Why am I being discriminated against?

*taps on the sign where Brazil is located painted in red*

>pic has attracted a load of triggered JFs
thanks OP

fella in work was telling me how hitler was working for the jews to fake the holocaust and get them their own country, 6 millions jews didn't die they were moved to israel but all the millions of europeans did die fighting.

I'm not even joking. He seemed so normal.

> im a retarded gyppo who knows nothing about academia, I should know everything about the universe! dose retards who devote their lives to studying it don't know more than me!

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hyuck hyuck some city folk with smart sounding titles said some words, therefore it must be true!!

Just chatted with the fat but reasonably pretty girl in greggs before they closed and she gave me a sausage roll for free with my baguette and latte and told me she would be out in a local pub tonight.

Should I go or nah? She seems nice and I use that greggs a lot so if I did do a pump and dump (likely) it might be awkward later

how does one do this at work and not get fired or ocstracized

He is. He's not wrong either. 6 million didn't die

Hallo mein fellow Inselaffen

in the uk most people don't give a fuck because we're not autistic

northerners are fascinating

>and told me she would be out in a local pub tonight.
What kind of cryptic shit is that? You have to go around different pubs hunting for her? Like a real life Moby Dick hunting that whale, huh?

>I'm smart, guys. I'm over 30 years of age and I'm studying basic mathematics in a community college dude. Haha, I'm a major fan of academics, duuude. Haha, square root of pi? That's the secret to time travel maaan

cat has sat on my keyboard again
where does he get off

good post

I have always been a valuable contributor to this general

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>fat
jesus how can you even consider that? what next yu'll be fucking a bloke

I'm not the one claiming to know more than the people who dedicate their lives to study the universe though
you are :^) and you're even stupider than I am!
also I'm not catyank

She told me the specific name of the pub and that it's just opposite her place. It's called The Horse and Groom

I dunno we just started chatting, I mentioned I've started reading a Hitler Biography and he explained his theory to me.

Mikey is based

I’m the ONLY person in this general who he can’t easily wallop, guaranteed

*spreads*

Soon to be named The Whale and the Groom (you're the groom)

she has really big milkers and a big arse.
don't see how that's blokey

Hello my English friends

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>stupider
lads. Getting shown up by a semi literate gyppo. No, you're claiming the universe is ever expanding but yet it will decay. Doesn't make sense.

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strum strum

Fat blokes have tits and big arses too.

give her the sausage

How'd you get to be so big and strong?

about to do a poo

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It is always expanding and will inevitably die of heat death

I'm a southerner but I can see how you would think I was a northerner. It might even be cultural appropriation to be fair. Really people from the westcountry are closer to rural northerners than they are those tossers in the southeast. No one likes the southeast apart from the southeast.

look at the OP
you are not welcome here you autistic little creep

>that pic
Yikes.

eat a lot

learnt to wank with my left hand

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>you are not welcome here you autistic little creep

:(

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grammarly.com/blog/is-stupider-a-word/
oh no! looks like you're wrong yet again!

>listen, I know more than michael jordan about basketball. I've thrown balls before. so he can't know more about it than me >:(

The absolute state of this religious fanatic.

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How'd you get so hard? How'd it get so long?

>southwest
big fan

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You ever seen that impossible browser game that apparently takes years to finish? It's like a puzzle where you have to figure out how to get to the next page

HELLO WHY YES I AM A VEGAN WHY DO YOU ASK?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T ASK????

glad i'm not a woman

Based,i'm using my britpost privilege right now :D :D :D

>cornwall=/=southwest

was doing that with a friend and could tell he was cheating

amazing post

sounds like Jow Forums
been trying to escape this place for years

notpron.org/notpron/levelone.htm

Guarantee you can't get passed level 3

Wow, russia are welcome. Thanks

runescape? yeah completed it mate

hi mate

Move your mouse to the top right of the screen. Click on the big X.

Bye.

have never understood this reddit meme never met anyone who was like this. only thing I can think of is when someone lists vegan on their twitter or something which I think is fair enough just like people lsiting political afflication or w.e.

you're correct as i'm never gonna click that link

anyone tried this?
i like the label

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haha yeah sounds simple as doesn't it

Lol it's a good game lad
youtube.com/watch?v=59GfAzoqhWQ

Franky, who isn't?

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alri

Seeing the track list for the latest NIN album made me cringe like no other in recent memory

ah yes keep swallowing that old false north/south divide narrative the west east/divide in this country is what is truly important

Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi
Dona eis requiem
Qui tollis peccata mundi

what's the selection criteria

Nah, it's the London/not-London divide, t b h

Good evening, chaps. I have cracked it, huzzah. I have divided Pi by 666 and multiplied it by the the number of individual granules of sugar in 1kg od granulated sugar. The end result? Time travel through the black holes in the ever expanding universe.

good posters are allowed in
bad posters aren't
simple as

got a free coffee and a cake today

Hi bro
Why do spaniards make this drawing about UK ?

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Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type "é" on a Windows laptop I go to Beyoncé's Wikipedia page and copy/paste the letter from there.

ALL I WANNA DO IS
CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
AND TAKE YOUR HONEY

why is splashing water on your face so therapeutic

good post

i'm thinking of visiting the uk next month, shall be taking a ferry to plymouth then travel up to scotland by train or bus, see the land of my ancestors :)

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