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Mason Cox
Gavin Wood
neighbor just gave me a weird look and didn't say hello back to me. I think its because I havent shaved in a few days and look like a bum
Aaron Richardson
>that OP
me with the gf
Juan Walker
friends and family always try to set you up with uggos. don't take that leafs advice
Caleb Barnes
i think my great great grandmother on my mom's side was a jew
that means i'm a jew
how do i get a jewess
Isaac Garcia
you all uhh- TESTICLES and no shaft!
what happened to ya shaft, Robert? HAHAHA
Isaiah Gutierrez
germany is like california: the country
Thomas Gonzalez
me? yeah im brown
Justin Phillips
>germany is like california: the country
Wyatt Barnes
bout to get crunk
Ethan Foster
out
Elijah Edwards
rush limbaugh is talking about the democrats being the real racists again
Nathaniel Brown
>try to take the shopping cart out of target
>the wheels have sensors and lock up
Fuck that noise
Brandon Flores
Lincoln Adams
kind of want a ps4 but isn't the ps5 around the corner
Ian Nguyen
r u me?
Jackson Evans
It's true, they hate white people
Mason Martinez
maybe
then i think of all the $60 games i can't pirate and it's like, hm....
and rdr2 is obviously gonna be better on PC so why spoil whatever shitty gta4 experience the game entails..
Carson Cooper
god i really want my penis removed
Chase Mitchell
any other advise?
Jose Richardson
The media needs to be addressed after Trump's 2nd term, english majors should not have world wide power like they do.
Owen Butler
no. finding your mate is really difficult. having people help you out is settling.
Jack Brooks
Different leaf from the other post. The burger’s right, getting friends and family to set you up is probably a bad idea, because everyone has different tastes and you’ll probably end up with a dud. What I would recommend though is picking from your own social circle, and asking out a girl who’s a friend of a friend. There’s some chance of making a fool of yourself, but you can’t win if you don’t play. It also means you already have something (or rather someone) in common, which bare minimum should give you some stuff to talk about.
Sebastian Ward
I keep hearing that jews are obsessed with nipples is this true?
Nathan Jenkins
please stop
Owen Cox
barack could do so much better than michelle
Thomas Mitchell
straight nigger behavior
you simply cannot take the jungle out of a nigger
Aaron Williams
huh?
Charles Lopez
looks new, probs a gift.
Noah Thomas
who is that woman?
Jordan Baker
Trump has 45 embroidered on his cuffs
Ayden Young
Are you planning on simulating your period once you get your wound installed?
Mason James
youtu.be
this song is really underrated
Oliver Richardson
youtube.com
Jow Forums MENTIONED
Eli Walker
Noah Lee
implying he's ever worn the same thing twice
Ayden Ross
Maria Taylor
Dylan Cox
he was a coke head when he was younger so he almost definitely has
Brody Brown
i will cut my balls off and create a non-reproductive body
Aaron Howard
the ls are the least oppressed queer people
change my mind
Blake Reed
fair enough
Aiden Long
buds
it's one of those winter days where the sun is shining but it's still lightly snowing and the small snowflakes are fluttering around
and the snow is very crystallized and shiny
it's beautiful
Julian Jones
Based
Jayden Gutierrez
Was surprised by the end part. Dude has a solid vocal range.
Matthew Gutierrez
I haven't jerked off in 2 weeks
I could easily keep going at this point but I'm worried I'll get a wet dream and ruin it anyway
Charles Campbell
Snow? What's that? Never heard of it.
Colton Martin
i have lost track of when i last masturbated but it was sometime in january
Jayden Johnson
that's fake innit
Carson Hill
youtube.com
funny clip
Connor Garcia
He was just eighteen, proud and brave
But a Yankee laid him in his grave
Nicholas Price
Knock knock
Juan Myers
i got one of these /comfy/ mornings
Grayson Ward
Who’s there
Kevin Gutierrez
Updog
Oliver Moore
made a banana pepper, cheese, and peppered salami sandwich.
Connor Gray
yum
Andrew Cook
Updog who?
Grayson Rodriguez
pic or it didn't happen
Angel Davis
>I speak with a somewhat thick Baltimore accent
>coworkers in Virginia keep making fun of how I talk
How do I lose an accent, it's difficult to cover up
David Jones
What’s updog
Jose Cook
would i be discriminated against in new england for having a slight southern accent?
Tyler Phillips
I dont like offending ppl with my flag -.-
Luis Cruz
id laugh at you
David Reed
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Bentley Gomez
where in VA?
Owen Campbell
god bless user.
Colton Lewis
Norfolk
Robert Mitchell
interesting, i'm in richmond
Zachary Wilson
unfortunately the lens on my phone is shattered and I don't know where my canon is.
Brody Long
>How do I lose an accent, it's difficult to cover up
you will regret it
Gavin White
well make sure you eat something today
Grayson Green
>best used by July 2018
Should I still use it I really want a peanut butter jelly sandwich
Noah Diaz
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Chase Thompson
It's less that I want to permanently ditch it and more that I'd just like to learn to talk more like a southerner when need be so people can shut up
Alexander Ross
Imagine having gender dysphoria, going on an anonymous imageboard where you can be whoever you want to be, and identifying yourself to everyone as a tranny instead of just a woman
Ethan Hughes
what do mexican posters think of this is it racist
Lucas Wood
I have a PS4 that I pirate games on. 5.05 in firmware and you're good to go.
Kevin Ross
oh i didn't know
Eli Morales
>trannies are literally mental ill
Who knew
Jason Roberts
worst general on int
William Allen
Alexander Brooks
>someone decides to speed up on the entrance to pass me in a single lane roundabout
>they drive onto the curb in the centre
>have to slam on my brakes
Why don’t Americans understand roundabouts
I switched to driving on the wrong side of the road but Americans can’t handle driving in a circle
>
Juan Bell
Do you guys have friends?
Luis Cox
no, not since leaving high school
Lucas Hughes
>taking a biology exam
>professor uses Rick and Morty references through the entire thing
Leo Harris
25
Jack Bailey
I have my girlfriend and four close friends
Also other people I frequently talk to but don’t consider close friends
Blake Martinez
what should i watch today?
Ryder Campbell
I was hit on a roundabout. The other dumbass misjudged my speed and didn’t stop. He ended up hitting the side of my car, near the back, and my car did a 180.
Lincoln Cook
A few, it’s the same from since I graduated high school. Whenever I make new friends I tend to lose contact after a few months and end up back where I started
Jaxson Wood
Why don’t people understand that through traffic has right of way and that the speed limit is much lower for a reason
Ayden Hernandez
Scratched the side of somebody’s car in a parking lot because they decided their SUV belongs in the compact spot
Liam Watson
THe Arby's mobile
Jason James
My 2005 white shitbox got a small scratch while their new looking black SUV is pretty fucked up
I hope they learned their lesson
Anthony Howard
r u ok?
Parker Hughes
No he died
Brandon Davis
goddamn, man. glad you're ok
Evan James
haha
Cameron Brooks
Damn nigga
Josiah Fisher
yeah I hang out with about 5 people that I'd consider close friend. One of them did move away though and it feels like we're slowly drifting apart