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you have your arm

I'm sure that mushroom is more t h i c c than my arms

yes but the mushroom is soft and it will break. You need something solid, unless you want to enjoy the mushroom bits in your butthole after you are done with your anal pleasure -session.
Just look around in your room, I'm sure you'll find something.
A flashlight, a remote control, a chair leg or if you can't find anything go find some wood and smoothen it out. I have a big wooden spoon thing that is a little bit thicker than my thick penis that I could use for my butthole.

>used to be about

Did mushrooms stop growing there when the muzzies moved in?

Who the fuck is this Peter Sweden?
All he does is whining like a bitch how Sweden used to be despite looking like a limp-wristed betafaggot

no, im just not that interested because im not a kid and i dont have any friends anymore

Guy is a norwegian larping as a swede living in england

honeypot

Dont put a wooden spoon in your butt please. Or at least wrap it with a condom.

What made him so butthurt?

the only time i have agreed with that not-even-nat civic cuck

pro tip: don't go for mushroom hunting near of a place where a russian spysub droped its used nuclear fuel.

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Yeah I remember when Sweden was all about giant mushrooms :( wtf happened to the world

One those alt-right Twitter meme personalities that Jow Forums worship.

same, it's just disgusting fungus

agreed with what? what is this picture even trying to say?

No but swedes are all about giant muslim cock instead.

They brought new mushrooms that explode :(

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Based

And poisoned ones

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>tfw someone else found your chanterelle spot and is now picking it clean way too often

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fuck off, swen, its mine now! HAHHAHAHHAH!

Here we have places where they're almost infinite. When I go to Graubünden I always have to stop picking them to not exceed the limit.

is petersweden not actually Swedish?

:(

>the limit

huh?

he's norwegian

You can pick max 4kg per person every day I think. Its to make sure there's always a good number of mushrooms. Also you can't pick mushroom during the first 7 days of the month so they have time to grow & expand

Yeah well you live in Southern Europe.

You're only allowed to pick a certain amount of mushrooms per person per day.
We actually have a huge problem with bavarians and shitalians stealing our mushrooms and reselling them back home.

And that's why I'll enjoy my chanterelles lmao

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cool

>4kg per person every day

sounds more like an initiative by some super eager local ecologist/politician than an actual limit

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no wonder, pine bolete are expensive

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And dying from eating destroying angel is also what Sweden used to be about.
Are you aware of what you're saying?

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It's just to make sure nobody fills his car with mushroom basically. But I heard about an italian arrested in Graubünden that had really a lot of mushrooms. Fact is that there, fines are calculated in base of how much you earn. So the guy ended up with a 12'000$ fine lmao

are mushrooms haram?

What's the difference

I wish they did that here, what would they fine a homeless person with no provable income?

I'm not sure. Maybe there's a minimum. Anyway I think its like here so homeless people illegal. They go taken to center to receive help etc

*is illegal

Oh, that's a trip. There are a lot of freaks here that are homeless by choice, but that's California for you.

>he is cucked by law to be a mushroomlet
How will the chocolates ever recover?

food of the gods

>he's a fucking leaf
Fuck off and die please, you're not on Jow Forums and don't have to prove yourself

t.nigger

That's permitted if you have a home. There's a guy doing that in the village next to mine. He even has a beard and eat tuna or bean cans. But I heard he has a home in the mountains. lmao

I live near forest and in autumn/late summer whole family is looking for mushrooms. When I was a kid we had some kind of contest who gets more mushrooms. Ahh, it was fun

I mean 4kg a day is 28 a week. You can pick more than a quintal a month. How many fucking mushrooms do you need lmao

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>his country produced one of the worst serial (and parallel) killers in the history of the planet but he will never acknowledge it because "Germany maaade us dooo it"

Being Austrian should be a bannable offence

Shut up you dumb bastard child of a country

You're just jealous that you don't have a daughters harem in the cellar