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bok..bok...bok...boKAWK!! chickdition

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australians...

i only socialise with the crew and the gang

Don't get it

mum says I need to finish my homework then I can play with you guys

why is he here literally whenever I show up

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no, chickens
animal sounds encouraged

puttering at this

lol if you hover over OP it look like there's a chicken on your screen

what a ridiculous thing to ask i'm not getting marreid and no i dont have a best man haha
impossible but i'll list 3 films and 3 books i've enjoyed in the past few months
burning lee chang dong
the hate u give (really surprised how decent this is desu sounded awful)
king of the road wim wenders.

milkman by anne burns
the stone raft by jose saramago
the illuminatus trilogy robert shea and robert anton wilson

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sex is overrated

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prefer cuddles

It isn't

Anyone hear about the 16 year old that raped and murdered a 6 year old? I'm just confused as to how those kinds of thoughts even get into someone's head.

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STATE of La Liga

how do we resolve the incel problem?

smoking pot, gaming, and anime

video games

>mum: "do you fancy building the new bathroom cabinet?"

hmm yes mother let me think do I want to spend the next 2 hours on Friday night building a cabinet after working full time Monday through Friday while you yourself have been off the last 2 days, as is the case every week because you work part time, hmm the answer is... no

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eating a dominos 'za and watching a horror 'vie

You're clearly not a Top Shagger

well do you?

trust me
in absolute disarray since ronaldo left

radicalised by the alt-right

stop living with your mum you raging virginal freakazoid

the state (or a private company) gives them a gf

i know how this lassie feels. parents talking about her problems while she she can overhear

video games
anime
weed
internet

any holes a goal

i think lack of spirituality in society is part of the problem too much pursuit of hedony, need to fix how people think

sounds cosy

space colonialism

where apparently you were here already lad, dont think it works that way

I should do because she's a horrible person but I'm too aspergic to be able to go through the process of renting my own place

the thought of even contacting a letting agency to arrange a viewing fills me with anxiety and dread

but for me personally, a real horror movie is the sound of an alarm and the word monday

girls masturbating now

god you're pathetic

post the video want to watch it

no I wasn't emmutt

Sex is like Christmas

All the build up is exciting but when the day comes it's underwhelming and over quickly

he literally spends 18 hours a day here

I'm aware, it's ok

nonce

take your meds kid

decent
MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI

must be weird being a parent watching a thing that sprung from your genitals acting like person

the brythonnic master race stands triumphant once again

>being excited for christmas

are you 5 years old mate

dad is just concerned but isn't listening

barely been here lately as i was out of town for a week
was here all day yesterday making up for lost time, yeah
stop making shit up lad

As the sex offender has graced us by showing up I'd like to remind you all that he is in fact a dirty nonce.

agree and then wathcing it grow up and have sex and all this shit

said this to my dad once and he said "yeah you just grew up and got ugly"

for me it was serie a on late night channel 4

sad pathetic little man

any of you kinophile lads got a letterboxd

>barely been here lately

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r kelly's been nicked

mogged by your da LOL

yeah but won't link it

GOOOOOL LAZO

yeah i know its annoying when you fib and dont get your way. poor baby.
fuckup you autistic virgin.

Where's Whisker

Brutal, mate, but he's probably not wrong if you ended up on Jow Forums

T

the mirror person is evil her

good post

I use rateyourmusic

no he was just joking he has good banter tbf

anyone enjoying my cryptic commentary on this movie?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>if you post on Jow Forums you're ugly
COPE

Cope

something needs to be done about antisemitism in the labour party

seen this lassie's tits already. very nice

>You coming to the club later, user?

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Just got ripped in my interview. They didn’t even ask to look at the work they requested

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i'll link it for you then

letterboxd.com/tsar/

What beard trimmer do you lads use?

I post on Jow Forums and I'm ugly

knighthood?

Is this real

average Jow Forums poster is uglier than average person for age group is true just look at the few who post their faces and they are presumably the better ones as the ugliest like me wouldn't post

Post your face then, Mr "Top Shagger"

>a reaction image
nice argument

big fan of this, will definitely be watching a few
can never be arsed to fuck around with streams unless it's a game i really want to watch but if it's easy on free telly then i will

>interview
>at quarter to 8 in the evening

alright here we are then

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imagine posting on Jow Forums instead of being at your mates house having pre drinks and getting wild to the new giggs album
rip us

lmao, who are you? reveal yourself

It was at 4:30 and just got back

India Eisley
what a qt

prefer not to say

hey homealone do my a favor and keep your name on when you argue w/ me about birds and shagging seeming as your a self admitted virgin incel in his 30s ok thanks cheers m8

would

>This window will close in 3 seconds...

Pure cope
Don't need to