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Legs
youtube.com/watch?v=s5VwbHzyLec

I think halo is a pretty big guy. eh crashes this plane doesn't afraid of anthing extremely painful

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based thinkchad

my therapist says i'm doing better and she's going to start releasing me from her care lads!

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also watched your video yesterday as well...even stranger
I'm ahead of the curve on these YouTube links

i thought you got her done for sucking your knob
or was that a dfferent therapist?

youtube.com/watch?v=YKv7S46AuJc

iguess there was a time I tried to make sensible analytical posts on tv instead of just flinging shit all the time, that was a very pointless and stupid thing to do

meow

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The one you're taking to court?

did you tell her about how you post cat pictures and fake stories in a general about british culture for no apparent reason

Someone's coming over to fit in a washing machine tomorrow. It's going to be so awkward. Just me and him.

Do you think that that frog ever imagined
That incipient croak would evolve
Into all the languages of the world
Into all the literature of the word, possibly?
And just as that froggie could never have possibly
Conceived of Shakespeare
So we can never possibly imagine our destiny
Look, if you take the whole of time represented by one year
But only in the first few moments of the 1st of January
It's a long way to go
And no, we're not going to sprout extra limbs and wings and things
Because evolution itself is evolving
When it comes, the apocalypse itself will be a part of the process
Of that leap of evolution
By the very definition of Apocalypse
Mankind must cease to exist, at least in a material form
We'll have evolved into something that transcends matter
Into a species of pure thought, are you with me?

Soubry on the Last Leg lads

Have a feeling he has experience with such situations and won't give a fuck

Getting her tits out?

Why did he do it lads?

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you CAN just wait in another room you know

and not the toilet or utility room obviously

Who's on Norton

wish I was a girl so I could wear cute outfits

shan't be reading this

going to fly to the UK tonight to do some washing machine replacement work tomorrow
really hope the guy isn't by himself the small talk will be awkward

cheekbones narrower than his forehead just usual ugly person rage

careful with those words lad

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We need to do something about these white killers

mental illness
probably got nonced/abused as a child

younger brother's gf just caught me running up the stairs on all fours

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Australia plans to dump one million tonnes of sludge in the Great Barrier Reef.

Despite strict laws on dumping waste, the Great Barrier Reef Marine Park Authority (GBRMPA) gave the go-ahead.

fucking hell, he has the same stare that the tranny who shoved a flashlight in his ass, posted it in sverigetråden and then got doxxed

very disturbing

haha
went through all of that many years ago
I'm just a normal guy now though since I realised I was being silly

what a fucking lunatic
hope he gets scalded, bummed and murdered in prison

by "fit in a washing machine" i assume you mean hardcore gay intercourse

jaw width mogs the fuck out of me

How is it possible for one girl to be so pretty.

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better be getting to sleep now, toilberg will give you several lashes if you show up to work tired again

i can fit in a large briefcase just sayin

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ugly? if he wasn't mentally fucked up he'd probably be a shagger

bet that scottish lad posted on /brit/

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lol

Was born the same year half life came out

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now I believe I could connect the wash machine without another man helping me

Baffling nonsense
bbc.co.uk/news/business-47336684

drinking wine alone except i'm inhaling it into my lungs and it's weed and i'm with you lads

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Hate the 2nd weekend day. No point when I wake up at 2pm but have to go to bed at 8pm if I want to wake up in time for work.

white men are inherently evil
something should be done about them

good post

>sleeping in on the weekend

Get up early and enjoy your freedom

Not attracted to Snail Mail because she looks like my mom when she was really young. Instant boner-kill.

who is he? and how did he transport here from the set of of the first season of Saved By The Bell?

t. not been on Jow Forums all week

there are multiple why i think drinking wine is manly

the moon is moving fast as fuck tonight, thought it was a ufo

then you just, bend over, and put all the dirty washing it

*licks lips while looking at your arse in that tight pair of jeans you're wearing*

no no, keep mixing them around in there, make sure they're not tangled up or they won't wash right

*groans slightly and touches tip of my cock with my thumb through my trousers*

good lad... you got it now?

He's the lad that raped and murdered that little girl and blamed her dad's gf. Judge said it was now fine to name and reveal him

>who is he?
murdered a 6 year old last year
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-47330774

scizophrenia

>Work and Pensions Secretary Amber Rudd, Justice Secretary David Gauke and Business Secretary Greg Clark have written an article in Saturday's Daily Mail saying they will call on Prime Minister Theresa May to delay Brexit in order to stop the UK "crashing out with no deal"
Delay shall be happening

just typed 'cope definition' into google and was redirected to this post

The way that smug insufferable cunt misrepresented Evola unironically triggered the fuck out of me
How can you call yourself "philosophy tube" if you do that shit? Probably on purpose as well. Then I watched with the live chat on and his retarded reddit neckbeard followers were all acting like he's right, literally sickening
Hope something terrible happens to him

heard nothing anywhere of this story 2bh but I'll take your word for it

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>Amber Rudd

you mean the cunt who caused Windrush?

delay is the worst possible outcome even worse than no deal only way u can delay is with a transitional deal

A 1000 Year Brexit

first off it's drunk in south africa and i think we can all agree that saffers are manly

do you think if you tried you could get in a washing machine and close the door? i def couldn't but it's interesting to think about

>delaying brexit
>with european parliament elections happening in may
lolno

You mean took the fall for May

id this at uni with some of the lads yes i could fit in

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just googled 'clutching at straws' and ended up here again

It will be delayed until well after those quite obviously.

wish i could play an fps with the brit lads

Cancer.

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The two things have no connection whatsoever

secondly it has more alcohol content (over twice as much) as ale

looking forward to getting really plastered on march the 29th and then waking up and finding everything is the same lol

never had the bravery to try port wine

>be a virgin in your 30s
>somehow this makes you the authority on attractiveness and shagging

and this the guy calling you an ugly virgin when his name’s off looooool

As a ghost I think I will spend my time knocking things off shelves and slamming doors.
Yes a very good use of my time in the afterlife.

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Will you watch Graham Norton
It's only a compilation episode

King by divine right
Pope of the Whites
Crusader
High Priest
Software Engineer

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yes not as if i got anyhting else to do lol

Obsessed

Ovaltine splooge drinking nigger fuckers
ghetto peasants

don't care
my dna has more hardman content (over twice as much) as yours