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povvo scum should be gassed edition

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gaytwatsayswhat

Wrong, burn them with a fucking Wicker Man.

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Back from the local

Pints: sunk
Mates: dealt with
Future plans: made
Tea: ready to be imbibed
Wank: forthcoming

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feel so out of place at durham surrounded by privately educated oxbridge rejects

What did you have for tea?

what?

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successfully converted to webm and reduced the file size but inexplicably added 26 minutes of nothing to the start.

>the building is so lovely it's worth going just for that
yeh it looks beautiful from the outside

actually fuck off twat

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what a ruddy plonka!!

wow what's your problem

thoughts on tights?

men with long hair deserve the rope. Nothing worse then long hair on a man

101897389
FOLC

casual reminder that northerners don't know what clotted cream is and they have their cream teas with spray cream

it wasnt me. the computer did a thing i didnt tell it

i'm 21

Like the legend of the phoenix
All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planet spinning
The force from the beginning

We've come too far
To give up who we are
So let's raise the bar
And our cups to the stars

She's up all night to the sun, I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun, I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to the sun, we're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun, we're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky

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ooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Loving this thread so far
Anyone know why

feel really out of place at st Andrews uni surrounded by yanks

>Haruki Murakami: ‘You have to go through the darkness before you get to the light’
wow holy sweet mother of deep

le anthropologist has arrived

southerners don't know what gravy is lol

don't eat fast food/takeaway (and don't intend to)

how do apps like Justeat etc actually work? do you order something from a specific place first and use them as the delivery or is there some way to order said specific meal via their website, eliminating the two-step process?

could I go on justeat rn and order a bag of chips from the chipper right across from my gaff and have it delivered as per app purpose?

use ffmpeg

walt whitman vs robert frost

is this /eire/ lads

how many asians are there??

oh dear oh dear

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Not much of a loss

he is crap haha

you pick the take away and choose what you want
BUT
some places have a minimum order and/or delivery charge

fat virgin subnormal twat

ummm no sweetie

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his short stories are decent

whitman every damn time

ever been groomed by a muslim lad?

Plymouth

successfully cut out the 26 minutes of nothing but Jow Forums rejected it as its not vp8 .

converted to vp8 and it's over the file limit again

Lol

what uni did you go to?

you finally filtered autismoleaf?

Mate you’re a fatty child fucker

the 'dit poets

despise this unfunny jock cunt

not read any of those to be fair but you really telling me it's that much better than his novels? he's famous for his novels after all

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who cares?

can I get a bag of chips from one place and a burger from another (even if its literally on the other side of town) in the same order?

Would be an incel were she a man

no
two separate orders

undergraduate at wawick
masters at ucl

people on Jow Forums have a disgusting attitude towards any art they come across
not at all representative of how people discuss art in “normal” circles
sickens me

if i fuck a child that child’s seen more action than you ever will son haha
fuck up you creep

less meandering in his short stories

>despise this unfunny jock cunt

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nice what was warwick like

in the same post you admit to noncery while recoursing to a tired and weak ad hom
cringe

>downloading movie on torrents
>gets to 94.6 % and stops
>leave it overnight
>next day 98.2%
>wait another day, finally at 100%
>rub hands together, "finally time to watch this movie"
>navigate to folder
>230 .rars
>open first one
>archive is corrupted
>go to mininova comments to rage
>see someone suggest using winrar recovery
>winrar recovery takes an hour
>open first rar again
>see that the archive contains a 4.2GB ISO file
>no idea what an iso file is, extract anyway
>Fat32 formatted hard drives cannot support files larger than 4GB
>download a linux distro
>boot into linux and resize hard drive partitions
>make a new 4.3GB NTFS partition
>boot back into windows
>open first rar
>extract
>sorry, not enough space on the drive
>check new partition capacity
>It's only 3.9GB
>400MB disappeared into nowhere
>learn that formatting a drive takes up raw space with a file allocation table
>boot back into linix, delete partition, resize other partition, make new 10GB ntfs partition
>boot back into windows
>open first rar
>extract
>no idea how to play .iso file
>find you can open it with 7zip
>extract the .vobs
>open vob file with media player
>it's not the movie I wanted and it's in a foreign language with hard coded Swedish subtitles

i give up.

tried reducing the filesize again and now it's a corrupted unsupported file type. how people make webms let along good quality ones will remain a mystery to me

reading the news, interesting stuff

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me and the mandem haha

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read it before on r****eddit

it was alright I liked uni but I didn't love it. think it's same as any decent uni really lol

>no idea what an iso file is, extract anyway
the zoomer scourge must be ousted

Warwick? More like Gaywick

everyone's famous for their novels

No one cares.

aye loved shakespeares novels

what novels did he write then?

what a stupid thing to write

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>BREAKING: Police Chase in Southeast Houston - FOX 26 Broadcast

taping a pocket pussy to your anime pillow doesn’t count as shagging, snookums
xx

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i just want to try and leave st andrews but i dont know where to go
the unis great but its so damn isolated

do you think posting on brit is like a publisher or something. im posting that for me not for you

AROUND THE WORLD, AROUND THE WORLD

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I see

so 100 fish and chip orders counts as one order as long its from the one place at the same time and they have to deliver it all at once?

>not that such an order is likely to occur but I'm just being hypothetical and autistic

i've posted stupider

so you don’t deny being a nonce yeah
*presses rec on my dictaphone*

why does emmett always act hard
it's embarrassing

yeh I would never have gone up there looks boring and cold af. highest I looked was midlands

lily allen is a cunt but this choon's bangin to be frank

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Everyone thinks you're a dull cunt.

It is just basically ringing a chipper and asking for an order but its online rather than a phone call

what pub is the /brit/ meet up for the Man U/Liverpool game?

dum dum dum dum dum dum duuuuuuuuuum dum

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CHASEB OWL
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anime

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boing flip

>the 30 year old virgin schizophrenic thinks some soft banter is “acting hard”
do you sit in a car seat when your caretaker takes you on drives?

dogshit