I instinctively develop an urge to clench my hand into a fist and ram it directly into my computer screen as hard as I...

>source: my arsehole

Its literally in the style of vendel helmets and it was made before the the anglos even set foot on the isles.

Here's a vendel helmet. Now tell me the Anglo-Saxons weren't influenced.

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there's a big difference between influenced and "was made by us"
stop trying to steal our helmet

Is that a saxophone?

No, it's a seaxophone.

My kinsmen...

Based and saxon pilled

Anglo-Saxons weren't influenced. Anglo-Saxons and Vandals are very closely related peoples, they're like brothers.

>was made by us
never ever said that

Vendels isn't a ethnicity, it was a culture

Anglo-Saxons were literally the same people as you culturally and genetically speaking. They used runes too.

Hello my fellow Anglo-Saxon brothers. Was born in a foreign land but soon enough I'll return home.

FUCK OFF SHITSKINS

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you just said it right here wtf

ARISE, ARISE, RIDERS OF THÉODEN!
SPEAR SHALL BE SHAKEN, SHIELD SHALL BE SPLINTERED,
A SWORD-DAY, A RED DAY, ERE THE SUN RISES!
RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW, RIDE! RIDE FOR RUIN AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!

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youtube.com/watch?v=U1tldPrQ_AY

The Anglo-Saxons were based as fuck

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Doesn't madder if they used runes. They weren't the same runes and no, they didn't have the same culture which was the vendel culture.
that's not me and he's obviously baiting you

hail woden my aryan brother :)

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Hail Woden min broeder.

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*chucks an axe for wotan*

*watches survive the jive*
woah

>Anglo-Saxon superiority
>translated from the 10th french edition
Even frogs know who their masters are.

Can native English speakers understand this?

youtu.be/XOfvCN_F5cg

Americans and Canadians need not to apply for obvious reasons.

*burns down welsh village*
heh nān thing agen, Bretwealas

>Americans and Canadians need not to apply for obvious reasons.
Blow it out your ass

>Can native English speakers understand this?
Stories as complex as this are not as easy to decipher to a modern English speaker because they use complex words. Simple sentences like:
Wes thu hal ond godne dag, min nama Robert and ic eom America.
Are easy to understand because they use more common words.

ic eom fram* America
Typed too fast for my own good

I'm gonna redpill you. Old english is a northern germanic language. I understand some words like tacen and mid.

I know I know it really sounds that way. It's just that Old English, Old French, Old Portuguese etc are quite different from today.

Ohoho thu aron an náhtlíc mann, Leofric

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sea_Germanic
Old English was the link between North Germanic and West Germanic, which makes sense considering its place of origin is between Scandinavia and Germany

can't understand a fookin word m8

I wonder how Suebian and Visigothic and Buri sounded like here.

Too bad they assimilated here, would have been pretty cool to see some parts of the peninsula speaking a Germanic language and being the odd one out, kinda like Romanian.

mín ealdor :)

>Anglosaxons
>Vendels

The truth is these were all descendants from us Frisians

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Not a great deal, but Old English tends to be wildly easier or harder to understand depending on the subject matter.

it is too bad