/brit/

look at her

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have done this before

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based jords

Been speaking to this girl from tinder for about a week now and I can’t work out what the fuck she is after.
She messaged me first but every time I’ve suggested meeting she’s just put “maybe”. Normally I would leave it here but she keeps texting me and is really quick to respond. She’s starting uni at the end of summer the other side of the country so I doubt she’s even after a relationship.

2021 the year I end myself.

how did it go

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Why not have both?

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‘proper’ coffee just smells and tastes burnt

Just came back from the movies (alone)
It was actually really fun, it was one of those 4D theatres showing Alita

high IQ mode has been engaged

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>4 (four) years of maintenance for a fucking clock tower

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I’m tempted to do that, really want to go down to London for a week to check out all the museums. Doubt any girl would fancy joining me for that.

>17 degrees in february

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This is the Class 195, the replacement for the Pacer. Say something nice about it.

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Any Crab rave man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

Why the fuck are you still messaging a girl who's leading you on after a WEEK?
If she says no once that's a probable drop, no twice is a DEFINITE drop

She just wants the quick and easy attention you're all too easy to lavish upon her

*farts*

where’s Beto?

She's keeping you on a short lead while holding out for Chad

based, would go with you. might do something similar myself

moron

do british people like yank accents in the same way yanks like british accents

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Aussie birds (or “sheilas”) seem to be well fit
Might have to move there

oh are they finally replacing those fucking things

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ugly iq more like

crab rave's got nothing on rock lobster

turt gives us a bad name

its the most important clock tower in the world

Oldie choon.

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for me it is shrimp techno

big brain post

wasnt that bad

did you meet anyone interesting or did you just wander around like a loneoid

well, yes but not to the same extent (if memes are to be believed)

when I find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
let it beeeee

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Need a poo

I’ve tried but she will send messages until I respond. It’s weird. I don’t think it’s even an attention thing as she’s putting in way more effort with the messaging than me. She’s mentioned grabbing a coffee but nothing concrete.

no I just masturbated in my hotel room then went home

he should be shot through the heart

ok /b/ doubles decides my gamer account name

Ok now doing a poo

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this is the sueposter

feeling very depressed today
don’t know why, my life is a lot better than this time last year but I still cant shake this feeling

Giganigger3000

>his trains aren't double deckers

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Jimmy Nigtron

I considered this but she’s putting in far more effort than me, I’ve essentially sent a few one word responses and she still tries to keep the convo going.

Why don't you just have sex?

Look mate you need to slice this one way or the other, either send a final message to meet her if you're really desperate to go after this one or accept that no means no. Everything else is completely irrelevant.

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My tinder pictures are pretty lame.

One is selfie of me in a safari jeep next to an elephant in africa. The other is me at the gym just before squatting (did a form check vid qnd my friend said i looked good in it). The next is me smelling a flower up a mountain switzerland. The next is just a profile face pic next to some sight on holiday.

I have a pic of me posing somewhere with 3 girls but i look pretty unkempt in it. Dont really have any good pictures of me doing anything social besides that.

How do you feel about the widespread return of outbreaks of middle age era diseases in the USA due to the anti vaxxer movement, whilst Europe continues on healthily into the future?

PooFartBumPee

who?

Current mood: wondering why shitting, pissing, sex, and childbirth all happen within an area of a few square centimeters. Like what's the evolutionary advantage of such a concentration of functions? It certainly isn't very hygienic.

PENG ALERT
PENG ALERT

blog on

cate blanchett you filthy CHINK
*grapples you*

Ah yes the Sydney millennium train. Really hated the Intercity ones.

>teehee i use tinder btw :v
>teehee ive been on safari btw :v
>teehee i lift btw :v
>teehee ive been switzerland btw :v
>teehee i know girls btw :v

>teehee i'm from reddit btw :v

*points at you*

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So I read that the former United States is so desperate for medical supplies that they have allegedly sent several containers filled with wheat and tobacco. A gesture, they said, of good will. You want to know what I think? Well, you're listening to my show, so I will assume you do. I think it's high time we let the colonies know what we really think of them. I think it's payback time for a little tea party they threw for us a few hundred years ago. I say we go down to those docks tonight and dump that crap where everything from the Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica belongs. Who's with me? Who's bloody with me? Did you like that? USA; Ulcered Sphinctre of Arse-erica. I mean, what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything, and now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again: Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was judgement. No-one escapes their past. No-one escapes judgement. You think He's not up there? You think He's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington, Enfield. I was there. I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists, disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go! Strength through unity, unity through faith! I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I am god-damn proud of it!

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you got my mushroom rice ready yet boss

You literally stole this from the Sopranos

Birds and reptiles have one single hole for doing all of those functions.

>I have a pic of me posing somewhere with 3 girls but i look pretty unkempt in it

Use it anyway. Social proof is social proof. Doesn't how you or the people around you look.

cloaca

pretty genius of (((them))) to make ""anti-vaxxers"" a thing to cover for the true cause of vaccinated diseases making a comeback (an influx of unvaccinated migrants)

I do alright on tinder got 90 matches in 2 weeks but I’ve now run out of people in my area. I only have it set to 15 miles from my current location as I don’t have a car so any further would be pointless. Be interesting to see what it’s like in London.

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Do you reckon saying i travel a lot will attract ladies or do you think i need to up my social game.

Oh shit. So that's where it comes from. Genuinely thought it was my idea. Really funny how these things work. Needless to say the sopranos is my favourite piece of art ever made so I was influenced for sure. Do you remember the episode in which it appears by any chance?

I only get like 3 likes a week if im lucky.

>unvaccinated migrants
umm no sweetie x

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get 1 (one) spot on my face roughly once every two months

baffling

Just been out on the lunch break and a flock of bald nidgers blindsided me and took my sandwich. I tried to get it back but they took to the skies, presumably to share it among themselves

No if there is one thing that pisses me off about tinder it’s that EVERY SINGLE BIO has “love to travel” or “looking for someone to go travelling with”

What the fuck? Why? Has anyone serious tried to look at the question?

I'M GONNA SAY IT

FUCK NIDGERS

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for the love of God someone post that picture of Alan's bf

I can't remember, but it was definitely Chris

>t. chink
well i thought she's british. celebrities from australia are too americanized like canadians, so it is hard to know their nationality.

>It certainly isn't very hygienic.
on the contrary, it is
all the dirty concentrated on one spot, instead of all over the place

so al's a doctor
what's his doctorate in, and from where?
should i actually refer to him as "doctor" or should i just fuck him off

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us as in /brit/ or us as in Australians

Childbirth isn't dirty. The opposite if anything. You need a clean area because babies are sensitive.

that his little brother?

They say its supposed to be good luck if a nidger poos on your head