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basé

Sounds a bit racist

Same. I have started colouring in.

Waylon was the only good eurovision act in a decade

did i miss a new hot take or what

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Family thinks I'm a spastic because I don't talk to them lol

Why is this subhuman allowed to live in France?
He should be in his native country
He wouldn't be a mentally ill tranny there because it wouldn't be allowed

I'll take custody of her, teach her a lesson

Sounds childish

I think he was talking about how he would be cancelling his broadband in this video (he didn't and in fact ended up spending more on a new broadband package)

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oppa gangnam style

vocaroo.com/i/s0SGGGGtLcsZ

checked off every box on the diversity chart huh
fucking clown world

Why not go hiking? You guys have deserts and mountains.

>Americans should be culled
good post

mad lad

she's a chinese spy, kill her

Funny part about this Labour vid is the very next day after he posted a rambling speech (while wearing his drinking hat) defending Theresa May and threatening to knock anyone out who disrespected her.
streamable.com/30svy

Only bloke worth listening to imo

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>hiking in the australian desert
don't do this

Love a bit of Alan coogan

>hiking
>in aus
ah yes let's go for a comely stroll across the barren sands of mordor what a pleasant idea

hearing from labour insiders that tom watson is a virgin freak

this chink girl seems to have applied for asylum in south korea in china even if you smoke just cannabis, you will be put to the death penalty

today is the worst day of all time

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vaguely recall him saying more or less the same on his video covering the budget debate
wish i'd saved the old vid of his crying over ed miliband losing, saying david would've won

This vocaroo screams of South East.

always makes me chuckle when a yank uses the word "subhuman"

Why's he getting so worked up though

we're all white on the inside. just look at a black girl's fanny

Thanks man

what on earth

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rumours circulating of mark becoming tory party spokesman, 'treesah may all the way' to be 2022 slogan

hope they asked their birds if it was okay to spend 300 quid on a console

But Doctor, I am Pagliacci

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wonder where they are now

why do people pronounce theresa as treeza

Norf

low iqs

who is the ERG

but stormzy is the archetypal suvvana

wish i had a reddit account so i could obliterate these spastics on r/neutralpolitics

but its the opposite only london pakis and niggers say treeza

youtube.com/watch?v=dHJslFthQAk

kek why do people keep disliking mark's videos? he seems like a nice fella, just a bit simple

actually souf

landan roadmen unnut blud

Tell us what happens there
Durst not venture to reddit

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

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uss norfeners say t' reesa al av thee knoo

imagine not being working class chav scum

god it must be paradise

I was sleeping with a black girl from London for a bit and the accent was annoying as fuck.
She had some funny stories about growing up she had been to about 3 parties where people had been stabbed. I hadn’t even seen anyone get punched at a party until I was about 22.

nice day

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There's a group of people who passionately hate Mark because they see him as a sponging waster
Some of them make fair points, his TMAU never appears to be an issue when he's going down the pub but does when he's going to the gym or a job interview

britain cries out for a return of blairism

No fuck Blair

dunno i generally find his films enjoyable

*invades you*

fuck off sheed

What happened to that autist a few years ago who kept posting “can’t bait the Seikh” and got done for terrosim charges?

anyone got that video of mark down the pub being told he's a bit sad for vlogging it

*Slays your queen*

This is the ideal male specimen

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dunno

anyone here ever had sex,

>posts require "sources" even though the sources are often questionable news articles
>mods delete anything that isn't sourced, act generally authoritarian
>mods hide upvotes
>but controversial (for reddit) opinions still get downvoted to the bottom
there was this utter moron the other day saying that american affirmative action uses racial quotas. was about to slap him with a quick citation to university of california v bakke but i don't have an account

Aah yes, the famous Monét

lmao what

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not i!

There are people here above the age of 20 who haven't?

Yeah it’s pretty good

Spilled the sauce that came with my chinese take away on my mouse pad, bloody thing reeks now.

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dunno

i!

what does this have to do with British culture?

youtube.com/watch?v=AYT0Z_Yo3gc

oh my days hahahaha

He has a whole channel just talking about TMAU
youtube.com/channel/UCKzIwNoe9uq1o2fBzUCbsgA/videos
They all say basically the same thing: it's ruined his life, it means he can't get work, etc.

Imagine being a virgin at 20, how the fuck do you survive drinking games like never have I ever?

am i to remain silent while the next adolf nidger takes over the world and abuses the youtube recommendation algorithm?

oh good, banging on about your imaginary e-celeb friend again
riveting

i did this once, just had to make it all about various drugs. pretty embarrassing

>talk about things I want us to talk about reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw have to lie because I don't want people to know about all the "disgusting" shit I've done in bed

You lie

>imaginary
but he's real..

Fuck j*nnies

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Something really autistic about just moaning about a thread but offering zero worthwhile discussion within it yourself.

Post celebrities you actually fucked

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He wants us to talk about anime I bet