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tfw no katherine gf

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boo kah kay

At the beer garden, on my 2nd pint of Dark Fruits. May or may not take my shirt off.

idiotic child

I ate 20 McDonald’s chicken nuggets this weekend, felt pretty grim afterwards.

Typical gammon, probably pissed that foreign managers do a better job.

DUDE WEED LMAO

Lads
Is it possible to see both Dublin and Belfast in a weekend? I'm looking at doing the cheapest combination of train, coach, ferry, and plane from Preston

sucking a nigger

>southern rail
mentioned

hi nigger

britain is crying out for socialism

Only women drink dark fruits

dont know dont care

Nice try Mi4

Saw this on the local news earlier
The lazy bastard still didn't move

What universities have the highest proportion of ugly people?
Just so I don't get badly mogged 24/7 since I look like Ianis Xekanis but uglier.

Do you live in Preston or are you at uni there?

Do you make shit music too?

>preston
mentioned

>Typical gammon, probably pissed that foreign managers do a better job.

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Yes?

Just get a better job, I can phone post most of the day and it’s very rare I’m given a deadline

No I do maths

lmao, you're fucked

Oh sorry ma’am have a good day

White people have no business in Africa

Is there anything honest and normal in the world? It feels like there's always some seedy underside to everything.

JUST GET A BETTER JOB
JUST GET A GIRLFRIEND
JUST BUY A HOUSE

LOL

LOL

JUST DO IT

I DID IT, SO WHY CAN'T YOU??

HAHAHAH
HAH
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FUCK YOU, NORMIE

hope i have the nerve to kill myself if ever faced with the prospect of wearing a colostomy bag

just as niggers have no business in europe

sheffield

making your own pasta

why are women so bad with money

Whoa hold on now. Fuck OFF.

I'm so angry

kafkaesque

>making your own pasta

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reading a good book

Uni but live at home
Preston is close enough that it becomes my gateway to the North West and the world

about to return all of my books
>it fell on a well, oppsie

I am a black man. What are you going to do about that?

Was gonna form my offer from Durham then I saw a few pics of people from the maths department and quite a few of then were handsome and some pretty girls too which terrified me so I'm gonna work hard to get into imperial
Speaking unironically right now don't want to spend 3 years around attractive people I know I'm hopeless with women because I'm extremely ugly so I'd rather be around other ugly people as it would help with my self esteem

>reading a good book

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lol seething

Watching the new BBC Scotland tv channel.

a good book or, a good wank

Bottom 20% of the league table

doing a song
youtube.com/watch?v=0NhzTdyZOxY

the female definition of an investment is "spend more now so I can spend less later"
they see buying a new car as an "investment" because it brings their tax and service costs down

do you have a plan to escape

just had 3 packs of mi goreng noodles + 1 egg on top
the house quakes beneath the weight of my heel

rorke WILL be seething at this

yeah they do. loads of land and resources to take.

God damn it

Fucks sake lads when’s the queen gonna die

I want to plant my face firmly between Emma Watson’s buttocks.

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never, stop asking.

guitare électrique !!!!!

I think some slags would be into a Xenakis looking maths nerd, t b h

You'd be surprised what some women are into. Especially the autistic and intelligent ones at good unis like Imperial and Durham.

Focus on getting your degree anyway. Or you'll just end up wasting your time trying to get poon-tang and end up dropping out like I did

What's that thing pakis say that sounds like "cuss me" but means swear to god in Arabic or something

Being thrown in a gulag for not being sufficiently feminist and pro Zionist

northerners should be put in camps

>mi goreng
based

can you put me in a nice one

Assad is based
Maduro is based
Kim Jong un is based

I want to put my penis in her vagina.

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Don't see the point of being a wage slave when all the things that are worth having have been made a mockery of, a house, family a community

Mate I've got a question for you

rapist, racist whats the difference

it’s called butlins

I am a racist but not a rapist

Wallahi?

anyone have that picture of the makeup tutorial where the girl goes from being haggard to completely different looking

you're a sister rapist

current plan for the short term:
get a comfy scholarship for a master's and just coast, paid to be at uni for two+ more years

I don't have a sister

thanks for the blog

Reminder that your tax dollars go to finance and support the homosexual lifestyle

Are you creative?
Do you make and build things?
Brit posts don't count because of their transient nature

didnt ask

you got your flags mixed up

D idn't
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N ormie
T wat

If you watch the news then:

Marriage is a sham
Sodomy is beautiful and you should strive to be a homosexual
White people are evil
Living immorally is good
Diversity is good
Ethnic replacement is good
Debt is good
Jews are a protected class
Recession, lay offs, financial worry, you are replaceable
You are an individual and there is no community
You are a slave

no worries mates haha what are yous up to these days? x

no
no
agreed

messiaen is based
maruo is based
hou is based

why do like 80% of the girls on tinder and bumble NOT have anything in their bio?
How the fuck am I supposed to start a conversation when all you have is three pictures of yourself in a nondescript room

That's kasme which means I swear

soundcloud.com/annixdnb/winterspring-2017-promotional-mix#t=12:39

>He doesn't listen to drum and bass

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