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Old virgins edition.

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these 2 have been one of the worst OPs i have ever seen in my life

I'll start. Will I die a virgin and alone?

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cocks..
cunts..
gay sex..
straight sex..
buff girls..
cute guys..
anime..

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True, but Macedonia gets peanuts like 600 million euros a year. This builds about 1 highway section

It's very possible they will ramp up the gibs to 2 billion a year or something sweet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

not 7

Will I have orgies with Ukrainian girls this year?

literally why would we be anti russian
they had just liberated us
i'm talking about the people
heck, ever communism, people did not like the tzar because of his stupid wars, and the people didn't know anything about communism, that doesn't mean it's 'good' but the people were still pro-russia (liberators from turks) and pro-communism (liberators from monarchy)

you can't lose your virginity at 36 - you're too old you have desensetised yourself for a long time

checks out

Then I'll support China!
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can't you support North Macedonia instead

Fuck Cuckdonia, I am greek.

Then how was Tesla a virgin at like 80?

This is the most based and redpilled thing i read. I also realize that pussy is the end goal in life and will only optimize to get as much of it as possible

>Family, nation, greatness, business, money
All bullshit

lal

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>she got fucked so much that her vagina became disconnected

>MILES OF DICK

i always love that argument
having 100 one night stands is approximately the same as having sex 100 times with the same guy

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he wasn't - he didn't have porn to whack off to but he had pidgeons

>I also realize that pussy is the end goal in life
70IQ post.

I worked at Beijing Genomics Institute for a summer and still keep in contact with some colleagues. It's assumed that this stunt is the beginning of the state's attempt to desensitize Chinese citizens to "designer babies," as several party elites (allegedly) plan to scale up embryo selection massively in the coming years, in tandem with germline editing research. This may be the ace in the hole that allows China to get a permanent lead, since the compound returns to a smarter populace are so high that it's virtually impossible to catch up if you fall even a bit behind.

t. homo

>having sex 100 times is the same as having sex 100 times

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can't wait for the murricans to enter this new race and invent some kind of supermutt

it'll be like the space race, except it'll literally be a race race

Same applies to boypussy.

>roastie ready to settle down .jpg

will I survive WW 3 ?

>anone q ne mi sa prai mi otiai da boqdisvash stenata

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Are slavs subhumans?

>what are microchimerisms

>boqdisvash stenata
>unzips
:^)

wow baba vanga aint no hoax.

based and truthpilled

is ikibey a subhuman

This. Austria-Hungary is the end goal in life.
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I wanna talk to an albananon. I want us to be frens.

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will you ever stop booing for countries that aren't yours?
you are so bulgarian it hurts

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>booing????
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like a weeaboo

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this portraied the jew

good flick

>some background technological and spying war that we don’t even know about is happening right now between the superpowers regarding the new engineered babies

>10 years ago if you had cancer you were a goner
>now they can find proteins and make you immortal

Based and redpilled!
But why would anyone want to talk to a Serb?

don't worry
the pharmaceutical jew will invent a new condition to milk your shekels

Why are Hungarians always mean to us? What did we do to you?

>your shekels
Looks like I have already outsmarted them.

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albania starts the elite baby programe
>what so you do balkans?

Nabijem te na kurac.

Name one feeling greater than fucking

>tfw there are people getting paid to fuck on camera
and you're not them

>albanian elite baby program
you can have a super albanian with 100 IQ if you put him through proper schooling for 12 years

>albania starts the elite baby programe
What do you do shkije?

gay

Hahahahahah savage

Albanians are more successful than bulgarians, also have more influence in the world

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Heroin feels better than orgasming yet you wouldn't say that shooting heroin is the point of life.

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I really doubt that heroin (endorphins) is superior to an orgasm to consumes your entire bodily energy

Care to debate this?

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Yes, i agree that hedonism is flawed. Stoicism is the real shit

You're not even more successful than bulgarians in the heroin and pimping business

their PM isn't a kingpin drugdealer
lmaooo

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Fake news

Order of extermination of the balkan penninsula:
1- s*rvians
2 - fyromians
3 - greeks

i dont get it

Its some weeb shit slang i think

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if you destroy griks, where will you steal your TV from and prostitute your sisters?
if you destroy serbs and fyromians, who will be the enemy that unites your whole tribe?

It's a pun you low IQ retards.

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they should watch haikyuu

maybe it will help

I bought a bit of heroin to sniff few years ago, probably only .5g, and it was so good it was debilitating. Definitely better than sex. Although that's just my personal experience, so whatever.

There is not a single shitty brothel in greece where a bulgarian women is not present. Shkije women are known to be the biggest whores, and that assumption is quite correct

>if you destroy serbs and fyromians, who will be the enemy that unites your whole tribe?

Uuuh, you and whoever they border next?
Cancer doesn't stop spreading bro, it just takes and takes until it's cut off.

I wish we would loosen up the prostitution laws here, and legalize, or at least decriminalize, indoor prostitution (cos hoes don't like paying taxes).

There's nothing wrong with the oldest profession on the planet. Your mother should know this lmaooo kid.

It’s true, shkije cancer must be cut off once and forever

Don't get swayed by the diaspora ultranationalism meme.

When did you realise prostitution laws are there to prevent women from whoring out and not to prevent exploitation?
When did you realise they don't work?

>there is nothing wrong with whoring your women
This is the difference between the robust albanian mentality and a rotten filthy ahk*je mentality. You disgust me vermin, imagine your sister selling her body to lusty men, and you would agree with that. Out of my sight once and for all, corrupt ape, disgusting human being

when the fat conservative fucks who enacted them said fuck that law, and fucked prostitutes anyway while snorting coke off their backs

>filthy kuffar you disgust me
>astaghfyromlah
>astaghfyromlah
>eats pork and washes it down with beer while living in an infidel country

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>disgusting human being
This is where you're wrong. Shkije are not human.

Our police regularly deports girls from Albania who don't have a residence/work permit when they catch them working as "dancers/waitresses" in the "night bars" in the Polog region.
These places are owned by Albanians.

You should have more respect for prostitutes, as they will be the only way for you to have sex, if you continues sperging out.

Provide neutral source

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Our Albanian infested Ministry of the Interior reports and such?

you are asking too much of a fyromian on Jow Forums

kek based alo.bg
i miss beti seksa's pics, wish i'd saved them
i still wonder if it was revenge porn
she is so cute

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>"nerdy" glasses
>drawn eyebrows
>tongue sticking out
Into the trash it goes.

look at the hand
it looks like a dude's hand
that probably turned you on, tranny lover

Is the story about the Soviet death ray that killed the Chinese army true

No, because her face is an instant turn off.

hmmm well i'd cream her ass either way
post pics of women that turn you on
i'd like to see what your taste is like

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>On 03.02.2019, in the period from 00.00 to 03.00, police officers conducted an action control in a catering facility in the village of Gorno Sedlarce, along the Tetovo-Gostivar highway. During the control of the facility, 10 female persons were found, three of them from the Republic of Macedonia, six from the Republic of Albania and one from Kosovo. Foreign citizens were detained at the Tetovo Police Station for further proceedings. A public prosecutor was introduced to the event.

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>google search this image
>baby diaper fetish comes up
these subhumans have shat on everything, no pun intended

Here's my personal 10/10 (I like white women too, though).

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