Culture Pals - /cp/

based /swolepals/ edition

I did, why do you ask?

Nothing, I usually wake up in the morning and working out is the first thing that I do. I eat after and it's either oatmeal with bananas in it or scrambled eggs with a slice of bread and a yogurt.

I am always nervous about DL. I don’t want to fuck my back

How did you start the convo?
Was she cool with it?

Just started talking about something that was relevant at the moment and navigated my way through it from there. Aye, shit was cash.

3 plate squat because if your form is shit you'll paralyze yourself. Deadlifts, benches, and OHP are all easy compared to the chain of activation needed to squat deep.

>ask qt for her snapchat
>no replay
I was sure I'm in boys

Find a big guy and ask him to check your form

My deadlifts are too light to ask someone. It would be embarrassing

If you're unsure about your form you shouldn't have any weight on the bar until someone has checked you

>It would be embarrassing
Those huge guys started in the same place you have

Just got back from lifting

My form is correct. I know to not use lower back. I don’t use my back when I DL, but I still worry there will be an accident. I only DL 1 plate 2 sets of 8

Haha wtf happened here? Everyone is talking about lifting, not finding qts with computers.
Sage this whole site now.

And telling our qts about our lifts

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/feb/25/my-boyfriend-likes-skinny-and-teen-porn-it-is-destroying-my-confidence

1pl8 is a fine starting point

Why don't you start lifting too?

Have you found any qts recently Finland?

But that’s really light

>Messages (+1)
>expect interesting qt
>get nervous
>it's some nigger from Nigeria
>"Hello user"

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So add more weight and drop reps, 8 reps is a lot for deadlifts

Say hello!
But I’m doing a hypertrophy workout. It calls for less sets, higher reps

This is the worst feeling.

If you're a beginner just do strong lifts 5x5
stronglifts.com/5x5/

Add some exercises to specifically target your arms too

Nah I’m trying to gain mass.

I’m doing this, bodybuilding.com/content/3-full-body-workouts-for-size.html

The hypertrophy is the 2 workout halfway down

I got a literal "Hey" for fuck's sake

SEA?

worse, Morocco

Is she at least half French?

Deffo wants that citizenship

Just got viewed by a fugly Mexican.

there's literally thousands of her compatriots here I don't see why she'd take such a hard route desu

Speaks
Arabic (native)
French (fluent)
allegedly yes I guess

who the fuck sends "Hey" tho, her profile's almost empty even fucking hell

Get nudes pls

Be grateful a girl messaged you first

>This user only accepts messages from 28-35 year old male users
>she's 22
AHAH yah nah nope

and? it's a shit show out there brudi

DON’T BE RUDE TO HER

Ameribro, got her on Kik since she doesn't use whatsapp. Will that do?

Rest up lads, gains need rest

no worries lad I'm not even gonna reply

Qt has really long beautiful hair and says she's thinking of cutting it off. Disappointing desu. Don't really blame her though it's almost down to her knees so I'm sure it gets annoying as fuck sometimes.

That’s fine for now at least. Can you video call on kik?

Post her profile
I’m about to eat more lasagna. I’m lifting tomorrow

I don't know since I haven't used it before, but it's a start I guess.

Yes it is, and if you can’t video call on it, Ayer have her get Skype

Gonna try to get her there during the weekend since I'm occupied throughout the week.

>tfw no 1st world gf

You can video call on kik I think.

I think I fucked up with her.
I fucked up before pretty badly but this might be the final straw

Story

Aye, seems like you can.

Long story short we both had feelings for each other but she wasn't ready, I kept pressuring her and pushed her away and now she's dating a guy from India and for like 5 months I've been telling her how sad I am and how much I love her

I finally started talking to her like a normal human being again but I slipped up sorta. I gently told her that anytime we're not talking I'm sad
I forgot it doesn't matter how gently you put it

My second suicide attempt is soon

>I can become skinny, but I can’t become a teen
roasties eternally btfo

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Just took a nap with my qt

Is she happy with the Indian? If it's been 5 months, might as well drop her and move on, since it would probably ease your life a bit.

>second suicide attempt is soon
Yeah, just don't, man. Not worth it.

lads how many of you are getting swole? is culture pals the new Jow Forums?

Pondering whether or not I should give this an upload to the 'ol profile. Only have 2 pics of me up now because it's not often that I take a good pic of myself and this, as compared to most others, isn't that bad methinks.

imgur.com/a/f8AZ4nJ

>is culture pals the new Jow Forums?
after reddit invaded Jow Forums, basically. what are your stats?

I think she's happy with him, she says she still doesn't love him but I think she's just sparing my feelings

Should have shaved there, would have looked better.

>reddit
Jow Forums and some other board did a year or two ago and it's been quite shitty ever since.

Move on dude, it's probably for the best.

I’ve been lifting again. I made time

How do I move on? I tried not talking to her, seeing her as only a friend, getting a girlfriend, self reflection

nothing takes my mind off her

Just think. shes fucking him

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I don't know man, that's for you to figure out. Though if you're that head over heels for her, might as well try to have one final real conversation with her and see if she'll budge or if she'll stay with the Indian instead.

little too extreme maybe? friend said i looked constipated

>little to extreme maybe
My comment or your sideburns and shit? If it's the latter, nah, but it looks really shit since it lacks the proper texture and you'd do yourself a favor by shaving it off.

>constipated
Not really, but you are looking kinda depressed I guess? I don't know, not really a good pic to be frank with ya.

lifted for the first time today lads, wandered around like an autist for the first few minutes but it's easy enough to just lift the stuff various times
Anyway what's a good routine if I can only be at the gym Mon-Thur? Everyone online says it has to be MWF or TTS

It turns out she really is fucking hooked and has a thing for me, which makes me filled with vigor.

No shame in being clueless the first couple of times you go to the gym, just always ask someone near you for help and shit as most of the people are usually pretty cool so they'll help you with anything you need. Go to the Jow Forums sticky, I think it has beginner routines.

A qt I write with since some days has no proper pictures of her face, but she seems to have hair, nice body, etc.
So I asked:
>"By the way, why don't you show your face on your profile pictures?"
>answer: "Why should i reveal my face? It´s more personal yes but it´s.......ah well im a little bit too shy for that. It´s not my first time here and it was intresting sometimes to see the face of your penpal after you exchanged some messages."
>"Well, we've exchanged some messages. Now I am curious. Got a photo?"
Since then she didn't write back. What is wrong with her? Is she ugly?

She probably thinks you're just another horny guy now.

If I was just another horny guy, I would not have asked for her face, but for other body parts I guess.

>last seen on thursday
>shes been online almost every single day since we've been talking for 6 months
PANIC

I love taking chances with girls who have no picture or no clear pictures of their face. one turned out to be a qt asian girl from France and another one was a smoking hot girl from Romania

God interpals is shit once the Turks and eastern Europeans go to sleep.

No offense, but you seem a bit autistic.

Maybe something happened, why would she cut you off out of the blue like that?

Horny guy's always start with the face then move down.

t. horny guy

>why would she cut you off out of the blue like that?
nah, she didn't block me or anything. I can see her picture and last online thing, she doesnt have IP anymore. I hope shes ok, we've talked a little almost every single day

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hi I've created a discord server that's dedicated to this purpose, it's pretty chill and we've got people who know german, spanish, french, dutch, and even one or two who are learning nip
discord..gg/z8tszrH

Why autistic? I just want to know how she looks. Is it too much to ask for? She knows how I look as well. Our messages are like huge novels. Already invested a lot of time in this chat. After that I want to know who I am talking to.

I'm sure things will be alright. Had the same happen to me once and got a bit worried, but it went well in the end.

The way you're typing seems to be rather mechanical and lacks that humane touch I guess. She also probably felt you were a bit pushy or something, so that could be the reason for why she hasn't written you back.

No, I used :D and :) and all this shit.

>add girl on snapchat
>her snapchat score is 25,000
kek im a fucking idiot

I don't know what's her game, then.

Is this bad? My qt has a score of 66,000 and I thought that was relatively low. (I don't fucking understand half the shit on Snapchat)

What does that mean for a dude that doesn't use it? Would it be something along the lines of "used goods" or what?

How do I use the scripts to rake in qts? I'm not a hackerman.

I had to look up what it meant too, it means the combined amount of times shes opened up other peoples snaps combined with what shes sent out/how many times the stuff she's sent out has been viewed. the higher the score the bigger the thot I guess?

What's an acceptable score for a qt then? Does 1 point equal 1 snap sent or received or is it balanced some other way?

Usually cult members have hair that long over here.

if you send a photo of your cat to 10 people in your snapchat friends list and 5 people open it then you get 5 points, think.
if your friend sends you a photo of their cat and you open it, you get 1 point added to your score.
my score is 17 because this one girl has sent a bunch of things to me and I've sent 2 photos to her

Is she Tangled incarnate?