/brit/

have noticed filmfags tend to have very, very boring opinions about films

fuck of foreners

Just became homeless for a laugh

Remember Dave went nuts because somebody said they cook their oven pizza in an oven lmfaooooo

>depression

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hahaha its spelled OFF u dumb orangutan u r sooooo stupid hahahahah

want to go to this gig tonight and have messaged two different people claiming to be selling tickets who are ignoring me

take the piss man

lets

get

kettttty

youtube.com/watch?v=pTgxd67joiY

BADMAN TUNE

BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP RABP RABAB RAB RAB OARBO ARBO

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Just got addicted to smack to troll my former boss. Take that TREEZA

Ket is grim

youtube.com/watch?v=wPMEC2mcorY

i know this feel quite well
strange how nothing in my life is in a particularly bad way, yet i still feel empty inside and find no joy in any part of my life

NEED to nuke every country that voted in favour lads

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i'm user anonville and this is /brit/
*takes a shit in the middle of the thread while a lone guitar strums*

fact: golf ballers are the most powerful posters on /brit/

Can't imagine what people did before video games.

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Who would you consider smarter? The man that has done years of schooling to get degrees and also acquiring thousands in debt to get a good paying job working for someone or the man with no degrees that earns just as much as him working for himself?

used to smash half g lines when i was 18 and ket was cheap.

>YOU BETTER RUN, YA GOD DAMNED GOOKS

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life games

Sue them under the 1984 Discrimination Against Minorities Act, Section II, Clause IV: Gamers

Shitting a golf ball

imagine watching the oscars

What need have we for them? None.

not eonugh information

why did russoids and gookoids abstain
why did fr*nce abstain backstabbing cunts

Fucking hell people really do lack self awareness

0.5/25g lines are the only way to sniff it

._.

remember being on ket and thinking i was a triangle

yeah but which is a gamer?

letting the third world into the u.n. was a mistake
they should have their own kiddies table off to the side

Wanking a golf ball

not a gamer

strategic military base in the middle of the indian ocean m8

I get those geometric visuals too

Mae'n braf yng Nghymru heddiw
telegraph.co.uk/science/2019/02/25/hottest-winter-day-ever-britain-temperature-tips-20c-wales/

they're both also gay and enjoy reading

they burned down 3 video stores today down here

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wales looks like the top half of a pig's head

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Got 4 jobs

is second life still available.
feel like I missed out on golden banter with that game

Do dealers accept tesco clubcards?

For the Yanks.

pathetic virgins

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Have any of you actually been outside of your home countries for at lesst 6 months?

so what same thing

what do i get for dinner tonight that costs

lol!

was in the maldives in september

ye was in australia and turkey

Liar.

Oi

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tesco are doing an indian meal deal for a fiver

stop importing so many god damn niggers and maybe the blue collar white man could make an honest living like he did 40 years ago

i hate going to england for a day so no

pizza

grand big mac

Yeah Italy always going to Italy fucking love it there the people aren't weird and repressed like here

Nice lads. Holidays yeah?

youtube.com/watch?v=wPMEC2mcorY
youtube.com/watch?v=wPMEC2mcorY
youtube.com/watch?v=wPMEC2mcorY

well i moved from Mogadishu when i was 5 so 13 years

>remember being on ket and thinking i was a triangle
>I get those geometric visuals too

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shagging a golf ball

golfing a wank ball

Chilli con carne is cheap af. Tesco basmati rice £2, 500g beef mince £1.49, kidney beans and chopped tomatoes £0.30 each, onions another £0.30. Only thing that would out you over £5 is the seasoning if you don't have any

99% of relevant countries don't give a shit or wants us to keep them

why don't we just ignore the vote?

No it isn't.

Delusions. If you have to compete with third worlders for your job maybe the job didn't deserve to support someone in the first place

:I

kek

Yes, I was born in Monsterrat but had to move here because my home is now buried under ash LOL

Tin of beans or some eggs

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boomer aunt just posted this on facebook

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haven’t left canada in 10 years

got an exceptional amount of glances from young women today at the unitoil. losing 10lbs and having a clean shave to extenuate my chad jaw is proving to be fruitful.

Lais Ribeiro is better.

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Scranning a golf ball

Based and bernpilled

Big if true

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Good post
Inb4 rasheed

why you got this saved?

Don't worry though, I'm not black I'm Irish.

because fuck you thats why

Even worse.