1. you're country

I live in a landlocked state thankfully

>drive in a straight line for 30 mins in sw*den
>get beheaded

Isn't that an advantage tho?

Do Americans really not use kilometers?

>all these sealets itt

>Barcelonistan
half an hour dont know mate who cares

It is!

I didn't know we had annexed you yet.

about a 30 minute walk

5 minute drive but I hate the beach because it's full of malay rednecks and wh*tes tourists

Looks like you could walk for a few minutes and be in Denmark, too

That's a big fjord.

~2000km ocean
230km sea

Sweden
It's about 30 steps from my house. Pic related.

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400km to the Med
500km to the North Sea
650km to the Baltic
I'm jelly

Are you specifically saying an ocean, or any body of water?

2 hours and 30 minutes

from the sea not the ocean of course

20 miles, or 35 minutes, but I am not a coastal subhuman.

depends what you mean. couple of km from mersey, bit further to the irish sea
hmm yes VERY nice

No ocean but I have a lake behind my house. The ocean is about 2 hours away.

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What? Your "country" is the size of an island. It's an Austrian province. The distance between our northern border and our southern cape is like Brussels-Minsk.

People shouldn't be allowed to live there

Why so butthurt, Ibrahimovič?

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>flag
>10km to the closest beach

Why?

Damn.

Lakes are superior anyway brother.

Does the north sea count?
In that case about 150 km

France
230 meters

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2km

Ocean's pretty boring 2bh

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About 600km or 18 hours by car

1. Russia
2. Near ocean is Arctic,
Total distance: 2700 km (1680 mi)

it's a 20 minute walk

15 min drive

less than 150 meters

560 miles

Nice meme

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200 km

Pretty darn close. My property is by the sea.

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Like 8 hours away driving. I live in the middle of mainland Mexico.

We don't

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I can literally see the ocean from my window

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A walkable distance like a few km but we pump raw wastewater in the fucking sea so we can only look but not touch.

Yes

100m

346 km

Comfy

very far from the ocean but 10 minute drive from the sea