/brit/

Makes you think doesn't it

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Haven’t had a good threadwars in a long time

what on earth gives you the impression that England hates Wales? I will grant you that our government has shat on you in the past, but the population of England, generally look fondly upon Wales. At the very most, you could hope for indifference, or possibly a mild sports rivalry. How do you fathom that any one of us is sitting here seething about the Welshman, why? In the average Englishmans limited understanding of the Welshman, you provide us with quality lamb, you have a nice mountain and quirky accents. What could could Wales possibly do to cause us to put any emotional stake in you beyond friendliness?

Now, Scotland on the other hand...

sucking a golf balI

Playing golf with a golf ball

janny ruined it

@nonces

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Reckon you could chew through a golf ball? As in, crack the golf ball between your teeth?

I think I could do it

what are literally all pakis and benders nonces?

How would you explain this meme to your parents

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dinner toil approacheth

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it's chippertoil for me

My dad already knew the zoomer/npc meme in his own way. He called the "metrosexual effeminate queers"
If I shown him the norf/souf meme he'd probably get it

ketamine haha

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I wouldn't because I'm not an underaged yank who finds shit like that funny or amusing in any way, shape or form.

Now leave.

when does life get good exactly?

where's paulie?

How would you explain this meme to your parents

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>playing game set in the future
>the currency isn't bitcoin

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that's shagman
he shags

behind the camera

>metrosexual
>mɛtrəˈsɛkʃʊəl
>noun
>a heterosexual urban man who enjoys shopping, fashion, and similar interests traditionally associated with women or homosexual men.

Turtle btfo

youtu.be/qxddINwarJk

Tell me what the long nose represents, then I'll tell u.

when you make it good

if you're not striving you're sinking

*detonates a f*rt in the thread*
*shuffles to the edge of the room inconspicously*
whooaah, someone stunk the place out!
*gives a dirty look to the fat bastards in the thread*

>I wouldn't because I'm not an underaged yank who finds shit like that funny or amusing in any way, shape or form.

>Now leave.

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Need Jennifer Aniston to poo directly into my mouth

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about how old is the appropriate age for your child to be made the executor of your will?

>thats alan in kev's kitchen. but first, lets step back and talk about who kev and alan are

how do I make it good exactly? how do I strive?

england may not hate wales but wales definitely hates england

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she is not half as attractive as people say

Watching the mummy on netflix

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where is alan did he get murdered by a thai ladyboy pimp?

She is my Goddess. I want to shove my cock inside her cunt and fuck her.

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wtf Corbyn isn't anti-Semitic any more!

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just how deep into /brit/ lore are you all?
I feel like some yanks are more clued in than lots of UK posters
lisicki is literally old lore now. thats mental. he must have been like 13 when he started posting here because he's for sure not over 18 now.
wonder what happened to craven

moreover, friends is actually not a good show at all
wouldn't last one season in today's tv market

is it any good? not really a fan of egyptian movies

love these tbqh lads

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you came to the wrong thread, nonce

reminder lisicki posted face pics in /r9k about 6 years ago

when you're born with superior genetics

For me, it’s sheikh

please support the australian macadamia industry

deeper than you can possibly imagine
the proto-/brit/ era

no clue why the stereotype of wales/scotland/ireland hating england is perpetuated so often when it's mostly the other way around.

im the only who remembers porridge

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cope

any virgin freakazoids in? what would you rate your looks /10?

It really is, it's like a more fun action packed indiana jones.

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4, like most men

gf sent me this

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HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF BREXIT VOTERS

>Jocks trying to make out they don't have a n-bomb mentality towards the English
Sad sad sad

Stop with this faggot next poster shit

>gif
fuck off

Been here since 2013.

Back then these lads were the known posters:
fatcam
winkee/brum
delumo
porridge
maisiebro
craven
sheikh
zoey
fitizen
henk

8.5/10

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3/10
have been called 3/10 by mates
have kissed maybe ~50 different girls on random nights out but only spent the night with 3 random girls
am 28 yeras old

next poster is a paki

Why you lying you virgin freak? What do you have to gain from telling such obvious lies?

5 maybe 6 if i'm in a good mood and stand up straight but i'm usually not

On the internet and in real life, england has a bizarre obsession towards the other regions of the british isles, yet delude themselves that it's the opposite.

modest 6

A NEW CHOON peng peng bonito

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAY7zWw9-9Q

really comfy

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29 and kissless here. probably about a 2 still got a full head of hair even if it grows funny.

yea thats you

where's 190

>Rapper is 5'7 or below
>Calls himself Lil [Real name]

oh how original

ahh wonky face yank

Alan Rufus (Latin for “the Red”) was a relative and companion of William the Conqueror. The Honor of Richmond was gifted as thanks for his services at the Conquest. He built Richmond Castle, one of the largest of the Middle Ages.

>"I William surnamed Bastard, King of England, doe give and grant unto thee my Nephew Alane Earle of Britaine, and to thine heires for ever, all and every the manour houses and lands which late belonged to Earle Eadwine in Yorkeshire, with the knights fees and other liberties and customes, as freely and in as honorable wise as the said Eadwin held the same. Given at our leaguer before the City of Yorke."

Can't believe Sophie from Peep Show has won an Oscar lads.

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I don't really know, based purely on facial aesthetics I'd probably say I'm about 6-7. I don't stand out as being overly ugly but I also I don't have any chad-like facial features I just blend into the crowd

if i was a small nigger rapper i'd call myself pygmy nigger

wahey
she arrived in one piece lads

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she was the best actress on the show though

>striving
>not literally a synonym of coping

name 13 cases when this happened

started posting around the time of the maisie fiasco

i am english
i like the welsh
i like the irish for the most part
used to like scots til i found out how nasty and unhinged they are

are you thick?

compensating for something there Emmett?

Its just banter
Calm down