Get to your seat

>Sees her hands if she has a (wedding/fiancée) ring
>if no ring
>pick up
>if ring
>does nothing

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take off my shoes and socks, rest them on the back of the seat in front of me
look at her and ask if she wants a cheeky sniff

>sit down, whilst my pusle accalerates and i noticiably start sweating
>h-hello
>stay calm for rest of the flight trying to mind my business

based

Nobody has time for that now, go for it, you have Nothing to lose krautbro

>end with a sore neck and shoulder for avoiding her seat space
Probably this.

Call the flight attendant and ask if they have a bowl of boiled eggs.

Yea sure. If i hit on her and she doesnt respond well i will have a nice flight in full agony kek

I dance the Macarena

Being scared is overrated, learned from it in a long time, whenever i see someone who seems free (not maried or engaged whatever) and find attractive, i shoot my shot by finding a Reason to talk to her. Lost so much time and took few Ls i'm not afraid anymore

as a shoe fetishist I would probably stare at her shoes on the whole flight

I think you are right. But i never know what to talk about/ think a lot about what to say. This ruins everything. Beeing an autist sucks m8

>haha, n-nice flight huh? no wind or anything

>resist the urge not to punch her and beat her down for dressing immodestly

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filling fit buhdy

s-so do you often fly economy?

Mimics my game quite good h-heh

"How about that airline food, huh?"

>s-so I'm flying home
>proceed to not ask her where she's going
>sit awkwardly through the rest of the flight

This. Literally nigger behavior.
Why would you do this? You had no chair in your home and only sited on the floor?

I liek your bobs

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unironically could be a starter here

in that situation:
>You could start by the obvious or idk, ask what time is it, or compliment her phone, or idk whatever she has on
>Slowly ask if she often travels, where she is going after landing, if it's for seeing family friends idk
>You talk a bit about why YOU are travelling and your life as well so it doesn't look like a police interrogation
>Slide some "unfunny maymay normie jokes xDDD" see how she reacts, try to laugh as well like an autist to your own jokes
>Sympatize a bit, ask her name, say the basic "oh that's a nice name, nice to meet you, my name is user", talk further
>Eventually ask her Fucking number out (or if you are too scared any of her social medias aka IG, Facebook etc).
>Try to learn her hobbies and LIE that you like this as well, and eventually ask her once you guys land if she would be up to go eat Something. if she's okay with that, mission accomplished, if not, retreat but at least you got her number (unless she didn't give yours? but at least you have her social medias? if not you really fucked up kek)
>Later the day you call/message her back or slide into her DMs depending what you got from her.

There, congratulations you managed to capture a Roastie! Would you give her a nickame?
>inserts pokemon caught themeyoutube.com/watch?v=i2oipTPjpW8

>ask for social media

ugh painful memories. I was so nervous talking to a qt a few minths ago i asked for her social secuirty number on accident when i was just aking for any social media she is on :(

Ask the flight attendant for a different seat.

based

What I want
>plant my face between her boobs and promptly start making out

What I'll really end up doing:
>"excluse me, could you move your bag?"
>*sit down*
>stare at her boobs
>she notices
>start trying not to stare at her
>can't look out the window either
>stare at my phone pissed for the rest of the flight.

looking at the size of that window I'm guessing the plane is a Dreamliner.

very nice

>no wind or anything
>*farts loudly from nervousness*
>...until now hehe

hand her this note

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As of today, either you go for the phone if you courageous enough or at least the
"you got IG, Snap or Facebook?" guarrentee 90% of the average Roastie got any of these. It's easier and you can message her through these. Matter fact, you should go fro the SM first so you can then ask for the number then, so you have everything kek

Based

this

>"mm"
>yeah... do you travel often?
>"no" as she keeps staring at er phone or window
>yeah me neither... I'm just out visiting family right now
>"ok"
>yeah...
>"excuse me" as she gets
>sure..
>she talks to a flight attendant for 2 mins and then sits somewhere else
>F-finally got the window seat haha...

I wonder for the whole flight if she has socks on or not

lmao

>unzip pants

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>Sigh heavily

>i hope you turned your flightmode on!

This

Based med

>honks left tit
>"nice"
>sit out the remaining 7 hours like nothing happened

Based SDLG poster

#hailgrasa brother :V

Ask her if she likes doom metal

"u-ugh, I specifically selected the window seat"

kek

*immediately pepper sprays you*

Pray for strong turbulance and cum in my pants when her nipples pop out

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try to smell her the whole flight

based & repilled

>How much did you pay for those big ol things?

"How dare you! Flight attendant help!"

>im talking about your shoes, muh lady

*we fuck after flight*

>”ahh this must be seat 34D”
>wink at the men who overheard it
>light a cigarette
>get escorted off the flight

switch seats with somebody
pornhub full of bimbos with fake tits and i don't want to sit 5-10 hours in tense

10/10

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Kek

top kek

exchange a quick "hi" then sit down pretending she's not there, feeling overwhelming self-hate and anger at myself because of how much of a cowardly beta loser dork I am who can't even talk to a fucking girl so I'll die alone in some shitty one room apartment at 72 and not be found until my body starts stinking up the whole fucking building

Nice.

Good lord. Cheer up fren :( it wont be so bad for you i promise

offer her some carbonated beverages and hope she braps loudly

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Based autist

I just realized if you have long flight like 6 hrs or more you will be farting next to people and they will too

How do you deal with that

This

>rub eyes
>eyes start popping out of my head
>tongue panting like a dog
>heart beating so hard you can see it come out of my chest
>start hitting head with giant hammer
>AOOGA AOOGA
>proceed to start motorboating her tits

You let out small toots rather than it all at once. There is a good air circulation on planes so it doesn't smell long or is that noticeable. Avoid foods that make you overly gassy.

Ask her to cover up, it's distracting. Failing that, ask a flight attendant if I can change seats.

Based cartoon man

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEED

cringe and bluepilled. stare at her tits brazenly until she either covers them up or accepts your sexual attention. jack off in the bathroom if necessary. if she falls asleep, take pictures.

based
pic related

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>*feels a pat on the left shoulder*
>sorry, could we exchange seats, this is my girlfirend
>*his seat is next to two screaming child*
>y-yes of course
>>thank you very much mr chad, that guy was so obnoxious. what's your name? i'm stacy btw

That's how you get #metoo'd, user.

based

>random guy on a coach class flight
>#metoo'd
imagine her trying to sue you when she was dressed like that.

You can’t smell anything on planes.

put this burqa on thot or you're going out of the plane as soon as we reach cruising altitude

keep posting

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This, anything else would be absurd

Also havent you seen a million tits already on the internet

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nice rack you know what im sayiiin tee to the e to the dee to the iiies yeah this dawg knows what up namasayiiiin

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adjust the air fan from the ceiling between you and the person and fart all u want

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was sitting once next to some belorusan babe, damn she was a bit older but hot

kek

SAVED

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Nice trips, but she would absolutely win. American counts are fucked.

have a sexual emergency

she is blocking the view