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love shagging the working classes

off to my tinder date

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ah yes my father has died

i shall post about how sad it is making me on twitter

ok angus

hate myself and want to die

I used to get sexually harassed by a girl that looked like this. She did it to upset her bf.

Imagine the sound of poop boiling in her guts

lads daft punk is playing at my house, my house

The new lad at work smells like absolute shite, he literally has dirt caked on him and he obviously doesnt brush his teeth. I was actually gagging while he was standing beside me watching me work.

Fuck me I can smell him now.

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Get it ? it's upside down cuz it's in Australia haha

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do women ever stop attention seeking?
I bet they will post death bed selfies in the future

Benched 115 for 3x5 today

well done, im proud of you... son

and what did you boyfriend do?

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Kilograms that is

No lol. Look at nature. Even female animals will only mate if you give them attention

fitizen?

Lmao

Nice warm up.

invented future house

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm leftypol i wonder which of these is not like the others

*enters the thread*

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why are you so obsessed with australia mate you were doing this yesterday too

Luxembourg is a shithole wow

Post body

all tall girls love being dominated by even taller men
they are the most submissive slags out there because not many men can make them feel small and worthless like other girls can easily experience

>that hairline

> Wales is a nation.
> British cuisine.
> Benign climate of the British archipelago.

Ah ok.

Love me Australia

simple as

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My life was over the moment I left puberty under 6 feet.

2, 1

why dont we just give the pakis their islands back desubh who cares about them anyway

britain and ireland?

hello rasheed

Mams hurt her shoulder and is cooking dinner whacked out on painkillers talking nonsense lmao pretty funny

hot damn look at those mufflers

>tfw 5'11.5

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took a picture earlier (was going to setup a tinder) but it destroyed my self confidence

>10k tweets
>50k tweets
>100k tweets

These people are sad cases

treat my body awfully lately
would be surprised if im not pre diabetic or something

post it

Post it here, you know that the lads at /brit/ are kind and will do everything to foster and encourage your self esteem bro.

I've got 1k tweets but had my account for 5 years :)

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god imagine getting dabbed on by her

Fixed something. Feel good about it.

Why are habitual ketamine users such weirdos

>100k /brit/ posts

How to become a geezer?

wow handsome boy :)

Well you've got more hair than me.

a weekend with the lads

What's the difference between Welsh
people and English people who live near Wales?

cut your hair short it doesn't suit your face

Get a haircut and hit the weights buddy

tend to agree with anime villains

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What other sites do you habitually browse? Yeah yeah we've all heard the reddit jokes

the welsh are white

1, 2
imagine

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welsh have darker skin and features

Size of this lad. Imagine him trying to put those trousers on

welsh people have a funny accent

Going down to the paki shop, what do I get?

footy on

Not watched porn or had a wank in ages feel like a monk

sonemic

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that's it rly

Everything, please support my business :)

something overpriced and near its use by date

>Going down to the paki shop, what do I get?

A bomb.

neck yourself mate

Haha cunt sold me sour milk before

>drink pints
>become witty but in a low brow way
>be cheerful
>learn to take the piss
>swear a lot
>move to essex

what's the problem chap?

What's the difference between Scottish people and English people who live near Scotland?

HOLY NEWFAG SHITBALLS

Comsider myself an intellectual and I appreciate the fine arts like classical music and sculptures from the rennasaince

Gonna move continents
Tired of ugly women iih

literally me: the poem

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the scots are white

somehow i always end up in wikipedia just going through article after article. got two tabs open right now even and i don't even remember how they got there

Better a witty fool then a foolish wit

If you ever felt that people at work or in life aren’t listening to you in the way you like, even or especially when some of your ideas are later getting picked up as good ones from someone else, see if the emotional intonation of your voice could be an issue. Are you often getting excited and anxious before a presentation or raising your voice in a meeting? If so, even though your ideas may be brilliant, there’s a chance that people around you don’t pick up the words you’re saying, but instead the fear and anxiety are naturally not as interested in your ideas.

>your gf will take your political beliefs
has nobody on this website ever talked to a woman? They’re illogical and stubborn. A girl with a strongish will is more likely to change her bfs opinions

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>Read the quran and pray 5 times a day
>be an obedient wife
>be silent
>stay at home and raise inbred children

lets see the horoscope

>Feb 25, 2019 - If you happen to meet new people today, Aries, be careful. Some folks appear interesting because they're bold or dangerous. Perhaps they do things you'd never dream of doing. This may seem interesting, but it can lead to trouble and hurt you if you aren't careful. Stick to your usual standards and ethics. If danger excites you too much, it may be time to reexamine your life and change things.

They are nordic