>Just a moment sir, I've just been told that we're only letting in countries with powerful military histories today..
Just a moment sir, I've just been told that we're only letting in countries with powerful military histories today
Julian Jenkins
Other urls found in this thread:
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Owen Harris
let us in or we'll nuke you lol
Wyatt Walker
>loss to vietnam
>loss to afghans
>loss to iraq
>loss to syria
Please leave the premises or else
Jonathan Rivera
Hello
Leo Ross
>powerful military history
well we were powerful for like 5 of the last 100 years so please let me pass
Gabriel Rogers
hello my fellow super powers
Julian Cox
first rounds on me lads
Jeremiah Powell
Feels good being part of the big boy club
Joseph Richardson
Hello, fellow strong militaries. You don’t have to allow me inside, I’ll just walk through you and the door.
Daniel Martin
What about me :( ?
Aiden Sanchez
Please, do come right in sir. The Valet will promptly take care of your battleships parked outside. VIP tables upstairs to the right
Colton Roberts
>raped by mongols
>raped by persians
>raped by araps
>raped by brits
>subjugated by brits while outnumbering 10000:1
>raped by Rome
>lost 2 world wars
surely you guys aren't serious?
William Gutierrez
How about we nuke each other? we will be doing a favor to the world
Kevin Reed
we used to rule half of the globe
Charles Sullivan
Evening my good sir
Jonathan Taylor
>I see you brought your Napoleon card with you, please do come right in behind the British gentleman.
Lincoln Moore
Please do come right in good sirs. Ignore the riff raff at the door, we will deal with them shortly.
Dominic Scott
>defeating the laziest people on the planet
You shouldn’t post battles against Spain if you want to get in
Brandon Walker
Sir, your armada is on fire, kindly turn 363 degrees and hop back to your siesta
Bentley Gray
Not alway winning since big power alway pick on us.
Does i'm good ?
Aiden Price
hello
Nolan Hernandez
based
Hunter Ortiz
Nukes, bitch.
Jacob Bennett
*leaves by the window*
Thomas Robinson
>Vietnam
>Greece
I wasn't told we were expecting VIPs today. Please up the stairs and to the right. You will find a bottle of Ouzo on the house.
Dylan Allen
>Nukes, bitch.
Xavier Evans
BARKEEP, PINT OF ALE FOR ME , WINE FOR THE PORTUGESE LAD AND SOME GAY COCKTAIL FOR THE FROG
Matthew Sanchez
The Muslim invaders were mostly turks desu.
Anthony Mitchell
We were the dominant military power in Europe for a half a century.
Brandon Ross
>>raped by Rome
Blake Morgan
Good evening
Adam Williams
Yes hello. I'm 1/2 Portuguese and 1/32 British. Please show me to the VIP section.
Benjamin Sanders
this is what they teach in gypsyria schools?
Liam Perez
I have the mutt flag
Charles Taylor
I'm very sorry, sir. But if you can find your Austrian half I will personally escort you to your VIP table
James Miller
Jason Ortiz
>sick man of europe
Zachary Nguyen
Please up the stairs and to the right. Please do not start a fight with the British gentleman like last time? Galliopli was 100 years ago
Henry Stewart
Ah yes, I assume my seat in the VIP lodge is prepared?
Ethan Adams
Isn't Jordan one of the Arab countries who lost at 6 vs 1 against Israel?
James Watson
>good evening my fine sir, ill just let myself in thank you
*gets stuck on door*
Landon Kelly
Who the fuck has Estonia beaten?
Connor Stewart
W-we BTFO frogs once in a battle.
Charles Smith
Literally our own people.
Lucas Smith
You're joking ma'am. If you find your Finnish husband I'll sneak you in
we are the only country that defeated Israel TWICE actually.
Ethan Brooks
*ahem*
Carson Johnson
>implying you can fit through that door
Camden Lewis
Up the stairs and to the right. I'll also sneak in your Estonian wife , sir
Jayden Ross
Where's the Albanian posters?
Henry Wright
The Soviet Asiatic hordes
Cooper Taylor
*slaps your arse*
Angel Green
Don't leave, we both eat frog and snail.
I gonna tell you the tale we raze our capital 3 times just to win a empire.
en.wikipedia.org
Grayson Garcia
>raped by the Romans
>raped by the Ottomans
>controlled by the Habsburgs, Ottomans and Poles
Sir don't make me call the cops
Christopher Robinson
lads are there any dogs at the entrance? asking for a mate whos allergic
Aaron Hernandez
they had a pagan tribe who kept harassing innocent vikings
Camden Edwards
hey
Jose Lewis
Give me 1 (one) reason why the USA shouldn't be let in
Carter Perez
Formerly TEJAS here
Asher Perez
you have never won a war against finland
Adam Sanchez
Please do come right in Viking sirs, not to the VIP table though Im afraid you'll rape everyone like last time
Jaxson Watson
This is fine establishment and I'm liking it so far but one of the VIP's, a blond lad, is in the bathroom is screaming PERKEEELEEE while saying EZ4ENCE.
Aiden Young
>Puerto Rico
oh no no no
Samuel Allen
>defeated by Russia
>could not even win against Poles
Please get out of my sight
Jaxson Thomas
>we are the only country that defeated Israel TWICE actually.
If that were true why are you stuck on guard duty?
Camden Reyes
currently deciding how to glass first between the turk or the nordics
Owen Stewart
I'll call management!
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU HEAR ME???
Adam Barnes
Yeah it does that sometimes. I dont know why.
Robert Roberts
WWII was mostly us and you've won nothing since.
Charles Turner
One pálinka plis
Jaxson Martin
Yes my brother I hear it too, could you get him out please? He didn't win a even win thewar anyways, his biggest accomplishment was LOSING a war! I can't believe this wench is a VIP, I am leaving a complaint!
Adam Sanders
don't worry, i'll only be here for 6 hours
Gabriel Collins
Dylan Robinson
>swedens two most famous kings and their wars
>Gustavus Adolphus: 30 Year's War: Tie
>Karl XII: Great Northern War: Loss
Get the fuck out.
Leo Rogers
look lads the gypsy is having a fit
OI PIKEY CATCH
Brandon Diaz
>have not had a decisive victory in over 150 years
>last war you won on your own was against yourself
>"these japs are so goddamn tiresome, I know let's jsut nuke them"
>cant even win against turban wearing mountain dwellers
Aiden James
let me in bitch or i will show you my k/d's
Josiah Ward
>seething pole papist
Cameron Robinson
>Leaving the strongest military in the world with a pyrrhic victory vs exploiting stone age niggers and then just collapsing in on yourself.
Christian Gutierrez
usa is kept out but finland and the UK are let in smdh this club needs new ownership
Samuel Young
*AHEM*
there's someone inside who's expecting me
Leo Jenkins
The best seat at the VIP table is reserved for you.
Carson Cooper
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH
FUCK YOU
WE TOOK BUDAPEST
WE KILLED A TRILLION TURKS
Asher Lee
Oh wow, I haven't seen a ROMAN ID in a while. Please do come right in Mr. Gaius, we have a fresh batch of Ethiopian slave girls for your pleasure
Christian Harris
who here /neverlostawar/
Robert Parker
Name one (1) country with a better track-record in military conflicts than England / GB / UK.
David Gray
Need I remind you?
Chase Ortiz
>killing ogga boogas makes you powerful
Gabriel Adams
it's always a pleasure
*tips*
Lucas Young
More powerful than failing to kill ooga boogas.
Carson Moore
>outnumber the other side in every single war
>barely scrape away victory.
Please show me a victory where you were outnumbered and I will forward it to management.
Nicholas Turner
just don't mind that recent slip in the last 2 centuries, been a bit sick back then haha
David Bennett
that's russia, but you let them in, fucking spic.
Landon Gonzalez
Please do come right in Mr. Hussar.
>Russia
I never let them in? Also I am jordanian dk why my flag keeps changing to Puerto Rico recently.
Hudson Lee
oh now he lets fucking poland in, bs club.
Matthew Russell
Please invade Jordan, Mr America.
David Carter
>kicked the Holy Roman Empire's ass
>kicked Bohemian ass
>kicked Hungarian ass
>kicked Saracen ass
>kicked Swedish ass
>kicked Prussian ass
>kicked Ottomans ass
>this 200 year old historylet wants me to let him in and keep Hussar out
read a book, kiddo
Christopher White
>gets invaded for 150 years
>only a country now because Stalin wanted a proxy between him and the west
i hope israel kicks your ass again
Kevin Taylor
Sup
Carson Hill
Hello
Zachary Walker
>Vietnam
Only one that holds water but it's nuanced
>Afghans
Do you know what "losing" means?
>Iraq
Literally defeated them twice.
>Syria
When were we trying to defeat Syria in earnest again?