Countries we would lose against in a war

>Countries we would lose against in a war
USA
Russia
China

>Countries we would draw with
France
India

>Countries we could defeat in a war
The rest

Prove me wrong. You literally can't.

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Turkey could technically eould be a draw
Both cockroaches would be unable to destroy each other

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If you give both of us 1 year of preparation we would shit on you in a matter of weeks

don't forget that you belong to america

So does Britain. Im just talking hypothetically

Modern India would destroy you. They have endless army

Can't really argue with that. Britain is our greatest ally, fuck Israel.

you do too pierre.

>he actually believes this

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You can't win against countries with nukes like Paki or India.

Based, we should have a triple alliance.
Israel, UK and USA, the three nations in the world that generate the most butthurt.

I doubt an India and even more a Paki aircraft could fly above England.

>no American military bases on French soil
>told you to fuck off exactly twice in recent history, in 1966 and in 2003
>current head of state is an open critic of your president
if you wanted to deny France sovereignty, you would actually have to declare war on us while Germany is pretty much an American puppet state

It would take much longer than 1 year to fix the bundeswehr sweetie.

UK is pathetic in this century. What you going to do? recruit the pakis that wipe their assholes with the union jack? kek, they will sell their guns to the enemy in the first chance.

All wrong. Modern Britain simple doesn't have enough resourses and weapons for war. You even don't producing tanks anymore, for example. Pretty doubt what you have enough rockets and other stuff. You may say about NATO help and other, but if we talking only about Britain it's all about what I wrote.

Maybe so, but historically, we sucessfully defended ourselves from your invasion attempts three time and snatched one island from your pirates that still belong to us today, and nothing will change that historical fact.

>he doesnt know about the mercedes factories assembling tanks right now
no more tears, its all dreams now an*lo scum

We have a lot of tanks, a proper navy and a modern professional army. If only conscription was back we would be of some use.

This is ridiculous, you have to take into account offensive vs defensive wars, alliances, public opinion of the war, etc.

In a bad scenario you could lose against fucking Ireland. I doubt many countries can invade the UK, but likewise, the UK would have a bad time being the invader against a lot more countries than the ones you mention.

even the rice farmers fucked you up
you are a fucking joke

Yeah, it's not that easy to build an empire nowadays. Just about anyone have access to gun unless they're a dirtpoor country, and good luck having to deal with an army + individuals with guns at their home shooting at your soldiers.

>I doubt many countries can invade the UK
Yeah, is not like they could simple book a flight and start to chop people down.

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Entering legally is not an invasion, my monkey friend.

Complain about UK's immigration laws or visa policies elsewhere.

britain v spain war over Gibraltar when

As soon as people realize conventional militarys in this day and age are retarded, America will lose its grasp on the rest of the world
We literally rule the thread through the threat of conventional warfare, while losing in virtually every important conflict with it outside of WW2

not joking, we would put you underground in a matter of days

militaries*
Sorry, I shouldn't make such a petty mistake as a native English speaker but this happens when I type fast

>not joking
>says something clearly farcical
Don't really get French humour desu.

The Germans also enter the roman lands legally before start to sacking every village they could find.
It was not a war because they never declared war?

Said the chink

Fuck off we didn't lose most of our conflicts after ww2.

this

Militarily, you had no real defeat. But for fucking sake, your country had some of the worst political decisions in the last century. Your country was so obsessed with gominism that not only supported but arm literal autistic nations.

Do you really fail to see the difference between both scenarios?

A turk calling anyone scum, that's hilarious

He's an idiot but it would hardly be setting precedence to call it an invasion. The prevailing problem people have with immagrents is that they don't assimilate into their host country, just eke out areas where they have the majority and can turn it into the places they fled. "Cultural invasion" is a pretty common occurrence historically. Dorian invasion is a pretty well known instance

>Talking about going to war with France and India
I said to myself that this post was made by a Brit before I opened the thread and lo and behold I was correct.

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>T. Brit that moved to the US recently
Piss off, you wanker. France was literally our first ally and we've been cool ever since.

singapore would destroy UK in 2 hours.

>France was literally our first ally
Our first ally was unironically Sweden. They openly supported us from the first shot of the war. The frogs only hopped in towards the end.

>lose against Russia
Hahahahaha

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ahem....

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britain can't even get close to japan let alone defeat it.

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it's kind of funny that while Soviet politicians decided on peaceful coexistence America was still spending trillions of dollars and sending our army across the world to contain communism.

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never, they are both American vassals who dance in our shadow for our favour.

>They supported our aggressive and oppressive wars of conquest so they are the good guise XDDDDD
Fuck off you pig.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Siege_of_Gibraltar

just like last time right Hans?

I'd rather avoid playing semantics. Suffice to say that I believe everybody understands we were talking about military invasions.

>other countries can't invade you
>middle east and vietnam made you lose confidence to invade others
>too afraid of launching a nuke and pissing off other nuclear powers

what do?

Don't think you lads could invade us to be honest. It's like the falklands except 20 times bigger and extra 4 thousand miles away, the army is as well trained as yours, you would have the Aussie and American navies coming to help us sink your fleet gg.

>the army is as well trained as yours
ah yes the very feared and large New Zealand army

They also fucked America
>u a jok
lmao if we're a joke then what are you?

There should be a category for Countries that Britan would never go to war with

seething

I didn't say it was particularly large but it's well trained and equipped, and our landscape is rugged covered in mountains and forest. If you lose a formation of tanks to a few light infantry dug into the mountains with javelin missiles and you need to bring the replacement tanks 12 thousand miles across the sea you're going to have problems, especially when you need to bring them past our aussie brothers coast or dodging american fleets in the pacific

right but it's not like comfy first world New Zealanders are going to rise up and shoot javelin missiles at invading tanks. if anyone occupied your country there would be no resistance as long as living standards stayed the same

I need two decent powers to go to war again. This modern world is existential hell. No more Syria clay meme threads.

how would britain win a war against any of her former colonies?

You have all these people there from the Arabian peninsula to the subcontinent to Africa. All of these people would march straight to 10 Downing street, with a bunch of liberal white guilt idiots acting as meat shields.

Great Britain would die from within.

POO

>thinking any european with ever compete with our navy or R.A.F

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You'd be surprised how butthurt we can get about land. Even when we answered Britains call in the world wars something like 45% of military age men signed up to go fight in Europe.

The reason our army is small is because it's almost impossible for anyone to invade here at the ass end of the world with the biggest allies.

economic war?

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aus and nz would have to be some of the hardest places to invite purely because of the terrain

invade*

good luck, my frens

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good luck to you too.
sadly our own women will be the downfall for the both of us

They can buy a million dollar house in auckland (pic related), but they aren't getting any non residential land without jumping through hoops that assess the investment against 21 factors to make sure it is an ongoing benefit to the country.

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isn't that the other way around though? aside from the distance from the northern hemisphere, it's rather vulnerable, because australia doesn't have depth despite being a big country. all the major cities and economically/militarily relevant targets lie near coastline, which makes it easier for the invader to secure them as long as they have a decent naval power. maybe you can hide in the outback and do some guerrilla warfare, but it would make little difference in actuality and wouldn't last so long, as, unlike vietnam, australia is an isolated island having little hope of supplies from outside and you are in a fucking desert with little to none food production. also, the vaunted fauna and flora are hazardous to australians too.

if we were to be invaded european and aboriginal australians would likely retreat to the bush. they'd have no luck finding us there. in terms of food theres plenty of bush tucker and harvest-able animals

The third times the charm I guess

I don't think you quite realize the size and diversity of climate in Australia. It's not all desert outside of the cities. The cities themselves are quagmires, multi story nightmares to control.

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i bet european australians surrender within a month

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this.

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One jap could have swam into sydney harbor and taken over the whole country, why didn't they think of that. Maybe they did and a shark ate him.

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lawl

India is literally the 4th strongest amry on the planet. They'd steam roll the Brits but if nato gets involved India is fucked.

Britain rule the world actually.