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sometimes I buy two deep pan frozen pizzas for a pound each, cook them, cut the majority of the base and crust away, and make a sandwich out of them.
the pizzas are quite small and I don't like the excess bread, you see.
Is London peng?
have decided to drop out of uni
just sent the email to my tutor
fml
cunt looks like an ogre lmao
Genuinely in awe at the size of this absolute unit
Only do this if you've got a plan
Yes i am white
No i don't want to die
Met a girl who seemed really lovely on Saturday, but then she told me about her job and it turns out she works at (((Goldman Sachs))). Feeling VERY conflicted now desu
Hmmm, ah yes, the man that listens to your breathing during a fight, watches every bit kf your movement, has cat like reflexes isn't a genius but some mong that can do some maths is.
my plan is to transfer to an easier uni
THE LAAAST NIGHT AT THE FAIR
AND THE GREASE IN THE HAIR
OF A SPEEDWAY OPERATOR
IS ALL A TREMULOUS HEART REQUIRES
i'd be suicidal if i had any standards
by normal standards i'm suicidal aka if the average depressed mong had my life they'd have killed themselves already
blog on
yeah
in the sense that the word peng is nonsense coined by brown people living in london
(it's reflective of london)
i remember at school set 1 maths had a load of chavs but set 1 english was all poshos. why is this?
>UN actually thinks we're going to give back the Chagos Islands
Get fucked
>this thing could kill me therefore its as intelligent as i am
looooool
The largest democratic exercise in British history preceeded by months of ubiquitous public debate was tainted by a bus that LIED that's why I'm backing a #peoplesvote
*does a little dance*
what kinda weird school did you go to most people who wre in first set maths were in first set english
t. first set maths and english
just found it swaziland changed its name
it's called eswatini now
>>this thing could kill me therefore its as intelligent as i am
>looooool
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Quite literally clown world
British Tommies vs German Grenadiers
WHO WINS?
The S is capitalised, it's eSwatini
which uni you at currently?
Alri mboko simmer down
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What a refreshing take
thanks for the heads up mbugu
Boxing is a game of chess. It isn't just throwing out wild swings in an attempt to knockout your opponent. Every move is calculated. It isn't 2 wild gorillas hitting eachother.
The tweet:
Ladies, a question for you:
"What would you do if all men had a 9pm curfew?"
Dudes: Read the replies and pay attention.#metoo #Kavanaugh #Cosby #feminism #maleprivilege #privilege
the UN can't really do anything but express deep concern
funny because you wouldn’t dare laugh at me if we were in the Octagon
Ahh yes, this surely won't hurt our chances of securing any trade deals over the next few years.
we need a legion of cultured thugs
Non whites aren't good at anything
for me it's Made of Stone, the greatest Stone Roses tune
Jog on you autistic virgin retard with your exhaustive desire to fit in.
Nobody even acknowledges you but that aussie gimp.
this isn't me
my plan is to become a gay pornstar. they already gave me money upfront for a shoot on wednesday. i just need to get used to eating cum, so i'm practising with my own cum
What the fuck would we trade with Mauritius? Coconuts?
Good post
Ladies, a question for you:
what if we support importing hundreds of thousand of third worlders, and then the rape rates suddenly shoot up?
true, there just werent any chavs at all in english but a few made it into maths, think its odd
women are inherently evil and will fuck up your life in one way or another
prove me wrong
mark wahlberg is like leonardo dicaprio and matt damon fused their dna and the result was a slightly worse actor than both of them
You know the whole reason the UN decided we have to give them back is because a majority of UN members voted to do so.
>Because every time we try to help you understand that your male privilege harms us, it goes in one ear and out the other. Because the majority of men who admit on surveys to behavior that fits the definition of rape deny on the same surveys that they have ever committed rape.
>Because I am still awake, at 4:30 in the fucking morning, even though I have to drive 6 hours today, because my sweet, kind, smart, beautiful friend was crying on the phone to me 3 hours ago about another rando dude bro who raped her & I'm fucking tired of it. Her 3rd. She's 18.
>Jog on you autistic virgin retard with your exhaustive desire to fit in.
>Nobody even acknowledges you but that aussie gimp.
:OOOO
just read a 20 page essay on how the previous generation's meritocracy has turned into a racially diverse, blue jean wearing aristocracy
>Jog on you autistic virgin retard with your exhaustive desire to fit in.
pot kettle
>Her 3rd. She's 18.
lol what
adore finnlad
>raped three times
>meanwhile the police are busy elsewhere
You’re such a cringey overcompensating cunt. A caricature. Would laugh in your face any day and use lethal force legally if you looked at me sideways.
Anyas got a cute pussy I bet
>2019
>he still isn't an intersectional feminist
Originally I enjoyed the uneducated posts from the tinker but recently he has been extra retarded.
imagine seeing it IRL
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wish i could witness something historic like that
>You’re such a cringey overcompensating cunt
pot kettle
I'm beginning to see all the insults you dish out are just projections
Collect your rapes
You got the alleyway shiny rape? Trade you it for the spiked drink rape
>use legal force
I’d take that pea shooter and shove it up arse
Mad how she can have consenting sex and then afterwards change her mind and call it rape. This combined with 9 year old trannies. Bizzare timeline.
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NEED an asmr gf to tuck me in and feed me cannabis-based pseudo-supplements
lol haha
Good tune but I am the resurrection is better
massive flopper outie wings i bet hahha
The UK's only tranny clinic for kids has been accused of rushing to hormone therapy and transition too rashly due to pressure form parents.
>>he still isn't an intersectional feminist
You have no idea what those terms mean nor entail and are just regurgitating them at will. Please shut the fuck up.
how can u be raped 3 times by 18 not victim blaming just don't understand what kinda environment she is in where she gets raped so much unless she has a rapist in the family
We're done with the schoolboy. Oh you're educated are ya. In what? Big mac preparation.
cannot comprehend why skitzo drive people up the wall so much but that faggot gimp zoey doesn't
she stinks of fish I bet
>been accused
Meaningless.
this region has literally everything. shits allover the rest of the country tbqh.
Have a million and one ways to tear you the fuck apart definitely not limited to varmint guns
Interesting place to read about big links to the freud family and ww2 psy ops
>1:01
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
never heard it with sound before
imagine seeing that with your own eyes
who does he drive up the wall? everyone is just laughing at him he is the most one note character on brit even more one note than amer he's always: virgin this, incel that.
>tranny clinic for kids
Why does it even exist in the first place?
>raped 3 times
what a spastic lmao
To help treat kids with that tranny brain disorder
shes a slag who fucks lads on nights out and calls it date rape when they dont call her
Me in the shit bit
Start having sex, guy starts hurting you and you tell him to get off, but he doesn't, maybe saying he's "nearly there"
It's a mental illness promoted by the parents. The child should be took off them by social services.
India Eisley has a cute clamshell I bet
hmm fair point I guess ye poor girl
No, cleetus, I know what that means.
Schizo is just gay lol
I bet it's wide as fuck judging by her eyes haha
Is there anything more comfy than sitting in a nice country pub in the English countryside on a Sunday afternoon and settling down in front of a fire with a pint of bitter and a collection of stories by PG Wodehouse?
Good sound on this one
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eating some pancakes with jam alongside with milky
very nice
simple as