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mikey the bottlejob

sometimes I buy two deep pan frozen pizzas for a pound each, cook them, cut the majority of the base and crust away, and make a sandwich out of them.
the pizzas are quite small and I don't like the excess bread, you see.

Is London peng?

have decided to drop out of uni
just sent the email to my tutor

fml

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cunt looks like an ogre lmao

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Genuinely in awe at the size of this absolute unit

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Only do this if you've got a plan

Yes i am white
No i don't want to die

Met a girl who seemed really lovely on Saturday, but then she told me about her job and it turns out she works at (((Goldman Sachs))). Feeling VERY conflicted now desu

Hmmm, ah yes, the man that listens to your breathing during a fight, watches every bit kf your movement, has cat like reflexes isn't a genius but some mong that can do some maths is.

my plan is to transfer to an easier uni

THE LAAAST NIGHT AT THE FAIR
AND THE GREASE IN THE HAIR
OF A SPEEDWAY OPERATOR
IS ALL A TREMULOUS HEART REQUIRES

i'd be suicidal if i had any standards

by normal standards i'm suicidal aka if the average depressed mong had my life they'd have killed themselves already

blog on

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yeah
in the sense that the word peng is nonsense coined by brown people living in london
(it's reflective of london)

i remember at school set 1 maths had a load of chavs but set 1 english was all poshos. why is this?

>UN actually thinks we're going to give back the Chagos Islands

Get fucked

>this thing could kill me therefore its as intelligent as i am
looooool

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The largest democratic exercise in British history preceeded by months of ubiquitous public debate was tainted by a bus that LIED that's why I'm backing a #peoplesvote

*does a little dance*

what kinda weird school did you go to most people who wre in first set maths were in first set english
t. first set maths and english

just found it swaziland changed its name
it's called eswatini now

>>this thing could kill me therefore its as intelligent as i am
>looooool

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Baffffffffffffffling world
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Quite literally clown world

British Tommies vs German Grenadiers

WHO WINS?

The S is capitalised, it's eSwatini

which uni you at currently?

Alri mboko simmer down

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What a refreshing take

thanks for the heads up mbugu

Boxing is a game of chess. It isn't just throwing out wild swings in an attempt to knockout your opponent. Every move is calculated. It isn't 2 wild gorillas hitting eachother.

The tweet:

Ladies, a question for you:

"What would you do if all men had a 9pm curfew?"

Dudes: Read the replies and pay attention.#metoo #Kavanaugh #Cosby #feminism #maleprivilege #privilege

the UN can't really do anything but express deep concern

funny because you wouldn’t dare laugh at me if we were in the Octagon

Ahh yes, this surely won't hurt our chances of securing any trade deals over the next few years.

we need a legion of cultured thugs

Non whites aren't good at anything

for me it's Made of Stone, the greatest Stone Roses tune

Jog on you autistic virgin retard with your exhaustive desire to fit in.
Nobody even acknowledges you but that aussie gimp.

this isn't me

my plan is to become a gay pornstar. they already gave me money upfront for a shoot on wednesday. i just need to get used to eating cum, so i'm practising with my own cum

What the fuck would we trade with Mauritius? Coconuts?

Good post

Ladies, a question for you:

what if we support importing hundreds of thousand of third worlders, and then the rape rates suddenly shoot up?

true, there just werent any chavs at all in english but a few made it into maths, think its odd

women are inherently evil and will fuck up your life in one way or another
prove me wrong

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mark wahlberg is like leonardo dicaprio and matt damon fused their dna and the result was a slightly worse actor than both of them

You know the whole reason the UN decided we have to give them back is because a majority of UN members voted to do so.

>Because every time we try to help you understand that your male privilege harms us, it goes in one ear and out the other. Because the majority of men who admit on surveys to behavior that fits the definition of rape deny on the same surveys that they have ever committed rape.

>Because I am still awake, at 4:30 in the fucking morning, even though I have to drive 6 hours today, because my sweet, kind, smart, beautiful friend was crying on the phone to me 3 hours ago about another rando dude bro who raped her & I'm fucking tired of it. Her 3rd. She's 18.

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>Jog on you autistic virgin retard with your exhaustive desire to fit in.
>Nobody even acknowledges you but that aussie gimp.

:OOOO

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just read a 20 page essay on how the previous generation's meritocracy has turned into a racially diverse, blue jean wearing aristocracy

>Jog on you autistic virgin retard with your exhaustive desire to fit in.
pot kettle

>Her 3rd. She's 18.
lol what

adore finnlad

>raped three times
>meanwhile the police are busy elsewhere

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You’re such a cringey overcompensating cunt. A caricature. Would laugh in your face any day and use lethal force legally if you looked at me sideways.

Anyas got a cute pussy I bet

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>2019
>he still isn't an intersectional feminist

Originally I enjoyed the uneducated posts from the tinker but recently he has been extra retarded.

imagine seeing it IRL
youtube.com/watch?v=miA8Td4oNcY

wish i could witness something historic like that

>You’re such a cringey overcompensating cunt
pot kettle
I'm beginning to see all the insults you dish out are just projections

Collect your rapes

You got the alleyway shiny rape? Trade you it for the spiked drink rape

>use legal force
I’d take that pea shooter and shove it up arse

Mad how she can have consenting sex and then afterwards change her mind and call it rape. This combined with 9 year old trannies. Bizzare timeline.

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NEED an asmr gf to tuck me in and feed me cannabis-based pseudo-supplements

lol haha

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Good tune but I am the resurrection is better

massive flopper outie wings i bet hahha

The UK's only tranny clinic for kids has been accused of rushing to hormone therapy and transition too rashly due to pressure form parents.

>>he still isn't an intersectional feminist

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You have no idea what those terms mean nor entail and are just regurgitating them at will. Please shut the fuck up.

how can u be raped 3 times by 18 not victim blaming just don't understand what kinda environment she is in where she gets raped so much unless she has a rapist in the family

We're done with the schoolboy. Oh you're educated are ya. In what? Big mac preparation.

cannot comprehend why skitzo drive people up the wall so much but that faggot gimp zoey doesn't

she stinks of fish I bet

>been accused

Meaningless.

this region has literally everything. shits allover the rest of the country tbqh.

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Have a million and one ways to tear you the fuck apart definitely not limited to varmint guns

Interesting place to read about big links to the freud family and ww2 psy ops

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>1:01
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

never heard it with sound before
imagine seeing that with your own eyes

who does he drive up the wall? everyone is just laughing at him he is the most one note character on brit even more one note than amer he's always: virgin this, incel that.

>tranny clinic for kids
Why does it even exist in the first place?

>raped 3 times

what a spastic lmao

To help treat kids with that tranny brain disorder

shes a slag who fucks lads on nights out and calls it date rape when they dont call her

Me in the shit bit

Start having sex, guy starts hurting you and you tell him to get off, but he doesn't, maybe saying he's "nearly there"

It's a mental illness promoted by the parents. The child should be took off them by social services.

India Eisley has a cute clamshell I bet

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hmm fair point I guess ye poor girl

No, cleetus, I know what that means.

Schizo is just gay lol

I bet it's wide as fuck judging by her eyes haha

Is there anything more comfy than sitting in a nice country pub in the English countryside on a Sunday afternoon and settling down in front of a fire with a pint of bitter and a collection of stories by PG Wodehouse?

Good sound on this one
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eating some pancakes with jam alongside with milky

very nice

simple as

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