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utterly inept retard

gosh my gf has a divine smelling arsehole

remember when dave claimed to be 3 standard deviations above the mean in iq LOL, deluded dave

nowt wrong with being a virgin

Do you do hit jobs, mikey?
How much to take Piers Morgan out?

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the dogshit that has been called dogshit is dogshit

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propose a scenario where it's appropriate to ask your professor where she's from

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Why are wh*te """people""" so mean spirited?

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brutal

youtu.be/rV_oivexdBU

choon alert!

grey goose user needs to calm it, im on the bottom shelf of lidl

it's not unethical to date a student you aren't the professor of. fucking retard

got no clue who this is

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will never stop being funny

I like Piers

got a couple of bottles at christmas when it was £25 at tesco IIRC

she's literally my professor, right now

who's that

we need a /slagposting/ renaissance

Off sick this week and having an Alan Partridge marathon tonight. Comfy.

it’s not porn, it’s art

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Used to hate him but now I rate him

>low IQ
some if the smartest most prolific inventors in history were unironic virgin FREAKS but people speculate thats a closet faggot thing, which is probably true. Especially considering wives were just arranged and handed to you back then.

DEANOS ON NOW LEDS GET IN

youtube.com/watch?v=xigbyaW2yGc&feature=youtu.be

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It's purely business.

He did say an entire philosophical work could be written entirely in jokes

nice did you take advantage of stoli at christmas was 10 or something for 70cl eating senpai even with 5 bottles all gone now tho haha

she doesn't want to see you until you graduate not just when she isn't your professor anymore. that's her telling you to fuck off.

It's a fact that in societies like ours sex truly represents a second system of differentiation, completely independent of money; and as a system of differentiation it functions just as mercilessly. The effects of these two systems are, furthermore, strictly equivalent. Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization . Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women; others with none. It's what's known as 'the law of the market'. Economic liberalism is an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society. Sexual liberalism is likewise an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society.

fuck me you know she just fucked some weird mutt creatures too

No problem, enjoy it. Here's one for you, I'll see if there's maybe one more too

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wanking to gay vampire porn

very true

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how about you stop talking about this and/or kill yourself

stop replying to this fucking retard its not even real

someone's been putting chemicals in the water

No it isn't, it's a high work rate and determination and dedication to work thing. but YOURE NOT FUCKING ISAAC NEWTON YOU FAT FACED GIMP YOU'RE JUST SOME DICK WITH NO PASSION AND NO WHEREWITHAL AND NO GUMPTION AND NO GRIT AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CHARM YOUR WAY INTO SOME FUCKING SLAGS BED? PATHETIC, LITERALLY SUBHUMAN TIER HUMAN INSTINCT

you aren't getting it
i asked her out a year ago
if she had said yes and we were dating, she'd currently be dating one of her students

a future mother

no clue

link

and she said maybe when you graduate
she did not say maybe when you are done my class

fucking

retard

hello

good evening

what is going on here

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How to tell if my dick is small? Is there any organization that can have this checked?

Yes, that is how they lose... the point is: YOU aren't supposed to lose

Turbo is gay and fat

tiresome gimmick

getting ready for bed

>become
It always has been FFS.

That ep of alan partridge was glorious

i don't see your point
she can't date a student that's the bottom line

Encountered a genuine amerimutt the other day, looked just like one of the cartoons

toilet paper roll test

No I'm serious my insecurities are rising again

alri' catamites

nos da

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the interview with the hacker was good definite highlight

I’m not Virgin. I’m just telling you, Dave, you bizzare fucking LARP act weirdo.
I’m secure enough to alnowledge that fact without spazing like a fucking child.

alan partridge is not funny

dont like cringe comedy

A bedroom Bolshevik with a bee in his bonnet

How long is a paper roll?

just started pre driking before heading out to the clubs xx

monty python and fawlty towers are the family guy of the 70s

youtu.be/ob1rYlCpOnM

kino

Remember having this sent to me phone via bluetooth ages ago. Had different music though
youtu.be/KjOkjh-M9-k

You're a virgin and there is no LARP . I can smell wet pussy on you through the internet and viewing your pictures never mind in real life where all senses are factored in.
You can spot the virgin in your eyes, you can't lie to me boy

Only read 7 books this year and most of those have been novellas

Is this Britfeel?

for me its the goodies

cheers, gonna cut myself to this once i'm halfway through my bottle

>she can't date a student that's the bottom line

same

grim I been slow too tho only read 15 some have been long tho like the nag hammadi scriptures

dont read books no more ever since i realised life is meaningless

most people haven't read 7 books in their entire life

on a Monday?

gonight

Wash your teeth first

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What are the so called dickelets supposed to do?

beeen reading the witcher books in preparation for one last playthrough of the games

the first 3 were pretty shit but baptism of fire and time of contempt have been pretty good (very inconsistent though)

genuinely chuffed about Olivia Coleman winning best actress. I know the oscars are a bunch of shite but it's nice to see some talent being recognized

she's clearly not willing to jeopardize her career and i don't blame her
however i know she's interested
i can tell by the way she looks at me
i'm literally her best student. i get 95+ on every assignment

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ye neet life innit mate birds are up for it everynight in london ;) don't even have a crew just necking vodka at home before I get in uber out

based fucking finn

small dicks are cute

Dogshit in the tread of your bmx bike tyres in the 90's/00's, picking it out with a twig, remember? It was everywhere, even treading in it, walking down to the shops and then going out in your Dad's brand new car and only realising it’s on the bottom of your shoe after that dog shit stench started circulating the car and seeing that look on your dads face. Seems that dog shit is still around these days with these disgusting video game books such as the Witcher. Bag up this shit and dump it in the dog shit bin just where the shit belongs.

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Dave, I’m not. At all. And that claim, like your ridiculous pseud claims about music (which you know nothing about) just expose you as the chronic LARPtard that you are. Relax, you utter fool.

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Hello de lads, would anyone like to call in? reply to this if interested x

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Is having a small/ average dick considered a disability in mainstream society?