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Saw a fat bra-less woman with bad tits with her fat mother walking down the street yesterday while I was on my way to pick up pizza

Not a fan of fat girls with bad tits. Feel free to post some photos for a laugh but

mental how southern girls all secretly crave northern knob

>posting here
Alri soyboys

Rorke frothing at the mouth

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you keep forgetting to say edition, lad

just drank some water

I'm supposed to be going to a LAN party this weekend. Fuck sitting in a room with 10 computers in it on a 35+ degree day

/brit/ is a soyboy general

hahaha me too

Dave’s the kind of incel that would hear rap music in public and start whining about it in front of everyone

>from cleaner
like how she left out the part where she went to cambridge
love are soph though desu

she didn't go to cambridge

do you get massive spiders and all that if you keep the window open at night?

imagine caring about anything lol

Any films i need to see?

what's the difference between Jordan and Lebanon

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thats pretty fine

based and blackpilled

I have never told the story of how the sub managed to fall into the hands of the altright or how we managed to take it from them. It is a good story but alas one I will never be able to fully tell here. All you need to know is a lot of work went into it to right a wrong for a friend no longer with us (Amer)

not really

Ok ill jog on then

well one posts on /brit/, and the other is a country in the middle east

yes she did
that's where she met mitchell and webb

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

stop posting women

pipe down

PADDY PUT THE PIPE DOWNNNNN

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The Best of Youth (2003) was a fine watch

>Jordan
safer and more stable
>Lebanon
literally better in every other way

they'll say yes but that doesn't necessarily mean they'll give a good reference
the oneitis literally said i'm her best student and that she'd give me a good reference and write a letter of recommendation

business idea: make a james bond film that isn't shit

yeah she met them when they were at Cambridge, but she didn't go to Cambridge

My brothers.

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thinking about my first gf
not the primary school one who grew up to be one of the shiny dressed slags that get posted here to calls of peng
no, the half maltese and american emo music one
I really did love her, what a wonderful time in my life that was
I didnt feel about someone like that again until my last girlfriend, the welsh one who gave me hpv i begrudgingly took on as gf from fwb then really fell for her
she was into history and that like me and we used to go to castles and things, ive got a picture that ill look at sometimes and i dont think anyone will ever smile at me like that in such a way again
I was such a mong for breaking up with her, i dont know if ill ever have a connection liek that with someone again
i lost so much of myself, had to start again, find new outlets for my whimsical side like coming up with funny nicknames for her
im feeling quite bitter and melancholy now but ill keep my spirits up because you never know when it might happen

Casino Royale came out in 2006 mate

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yeah she did but she didn't graduate from there dave

jordan is an ex brit colony,lebanon is an ex french colony and was once the best place in the entire middle east (tilll you-know-who settled nearby)

>half maltese and american emo music
doxxed

don't care

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Why does he do it?

An article for all of the nonces out there

A 40-year-old woman was jailed on Monday (Feb 25) for allowing her lover to sexually assault her daughter for seven years, from the time the girl was seven years old.

The victim told her about the abuse, but when her lover denied the allegations, she turned a blind eye.

As the years went by, and despite her suspicions that her lover was still sexually assaulting her daughter, she agreed to let him take care of the girl in the day while she worked as a cook.

She watched on as her lover went into the shower with her daughter when the girl was 13 years old. They were at the woman's home in Clementi.

Flatmate has got her mates over, just piss off you mongs

blog on

retro wave is gay but the midnight has made some serious bangers
youtube.com/watch?v=Bo0nnhkXLFc

shag them

who?

get them shagged

blog on

have a shag with them

I swear like a good 98% of females 18-25 are way out of my league
Can't get over how attractive they all are

the squad

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that's based

the upside of single mothers

blog off

If you make less than 2500 pounds a month you literally have no life

They're in the room next to me blasting music, Gerry Cinnamon the wanker, singing along to it. Absolute cretins the lot of them wish they would get sucked out into space

Honestly hate Germans lads.
Is there a more despicable and sinister people on Earth?

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In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow
Through the streets broad and narrow
Crying "cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh"

wish I could go to bed and not wake up

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wish they'd get sucked like a nigger

i had the same thing going from hs to uni
turned out very well since literally all my gfs after that have been out of my league

there was a "british slag thread" the other day and someone posted a pic of my gf from school

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how the fuck can she be so perfect

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no im not
be quiet

Bet it was that Chucker Ooman that wanted to go to Nandos

As the saying goes, "It's better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all".
At least you've had somebody. Most of us have never had anyone.

Good. Hope they're loud and disruptive.

Define "life"

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why won't they date you/shag you?

hotel? zhivago
*mounts a cavalry charge into red protestors*

yeah i bet they did

back to /his/

They are but so am I hahahahaha. Other people will be going the same agony as me though

about to be on cloud nine

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YEAH BLUD AN DA MONEY FO DEM GRENEFELL MANDEM

nonce

completely stole your sunshine when I invented the golf ball meme didn't I

yeah i remember that one
she is a slag

decided to stop being bent

Fucking shouting in the corridor at 11pm on a Monday night. Absolute morons. Whenever I have my mates around we're never this loud and disruptive. Full on screaming- fuc kme now they're kicking doors and walls

yes?

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looks like my brother

i'm your partner in crime there lad
t. not liam

an australian wit? goodness me

Goldeneye exists