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Waiting for threadsplitters to ruin /brit/ again

Anyone who thinks "boring" is a valid criticism of a film is a halfwit and shouldn't even be engaged with.

A mates just went and got himself in alot of trouble with the law lads

Looks like he’ll be doing time

It's might not be a critique but it's a valid description of many films

youtu.be/PSu5nAQ7uZw
Tune, isn't it

Hi PTA

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is he a pikey?

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this is a nonce thread
take the redpill

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Off to mountjoy then. What did he do?

was about to make a really good original thread and now im posting in this shit

As the political system in Francia was in turmoil the Vikings concentrated their efforts there as the raiding was more profitable. By late 892 the leadership in Francia had become more stable and the Vikings were finding it difficult to make progress there, so they again started raiding the British Isles. The invaders brought their wives and children with them, indicating a meaningful attempt at conquest and colonisation.

240 ships landed in Powys, Wales. A combined Anglo-Saxon and Welsh army forced the Vikings to the northwest, where they were finally overtaken and besieged at Buttington. The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle says:
>after many weeks had passed, some of the heathens died of hunger, but some, having by then eaten their horses, broke out of the fortress. But, when many thousands of pagans had been slain, and all the others had been put to flight, the Christians were masters of the place of death.
The Vikings who escaped attempted to raid Chichester, manned by 1500 men. The chronicle says that the citizens
>put many heathens to flight and killed hundreds of them and captured some of their ships
The Buttington Oak was said to have been planted by local people to commemorate the battle and survived until February 2018.

Said the exact same thing to many idiots after recommending them Abel Gance's Napoleon (1927)

anime nonces should be taken out to the biggest tree in their local area and bound until they die of exposure at the whim of the general public

what did he do

might ask the 5'1" mormon protogf on a second date lads
gf2019 progressing at lightspeed

): !
whats wrong

>tfw no friends to go to Nando's with

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kek, funny you post a farmer. There's a video on youtube recently of a farmer following a jeep. They were hare coursing on his land. Anyway, he follows the jeep and he's on the phone to the police. The jeep stops. Lad gets out and breaks the window in on top of him and punches the head off him. Should I post it lol?

unless he literally murdered someone he'll probably get a suspended sentence or something because our prisons are so full

do you lads actually think she's unattractive or are you just anti-nonce to the point of being blind/delusional?

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A very heroin addict-y vibe to this song

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE

AHA!

Who else caught the new one

do you think our Jow Forums posts will ever impact our employability in the future when background checks include all of the data about you? if you dont think all of our posts are being logged and traced back to us in some huge database then i got news for you, bub.

dont stop lad you're on fire

He glassed somebody a week after taking a wrap for assault. He was meant to see his probation officer. Also the lads that he’s trifled with are armed and dangerous.

Horrible without the wig

>tfw been browsing the chon for 10 years
>never watched anime or had the desire to watch anime in my entire life

Just don't understand the appeal.

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Heres the video
youtu.be/ug6tDBpbTy0

doing a poo while sipping on some fairly expensive wine lads

youtube.com/watch?v=qyMtygl8HTU

retard
and dangerous too

Steve Coogan is less funny than Stewart Lee

It’s always been a tacit apprehension of mine

extremely edited and filtered and makeup'd

looks liek a boy without the wig (not a bad thing) but if you enjoy her tictoks you are a nonce

>cinemah

shall be taking a page from the master's book and move to south america should that ever happen

no shes cute at all times

i have all her tiktoks

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youtube.com/watch?v=qyMtygl8HTU

I know, nothing good will come of it. He’s been doing shit like this every week for years and it’s starting to catch up with him, his family name got him out of alot but it won’t get him out of much more.

you have to be a complete and utter virgin to like this type of woman

just a medium isnt it
the gibli films are good, will definitely show them to my kids
liked death note but it was a bit of a slog wouldnt have got through it myself if my pals wernt so enthusiastic
cowboy bebop really had a draw for me, loved the music and aesthetics, samurai champloo was decent too, neon genesis evangelion too
tried watching the highschool superhero stuff or whatever for bants but it was way too cringe watched one called galaxy dance-u which was damn funny though
god what a boomer post
find it hilarious someone at mi5 is literally paid to read this post

>not a motorbike
No can do

Cba lad, but have a good un.

He's going to end up badly hurted in prison then

Oi mi5 lad, wuu2? Bored? Thoughts on anime and video games?

Who is your favorite US President?

Me? John Adams

ronald reggin

Oi mi5 lad, thoughts on the JQ? Thoughts on the Holohoax?

who's your favourite french president?

toppest of keks

why did they have to do him in lads
also, check em

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are teddy

De gowl

>looks liek a boy without the wig (not a bad thing)
oxford bender

here are some things I like about americans
number 1: most of them are in america and they stay in america
number 2: lots of them get sick and don't live to old age
here are some things I don't like about americans
number 1: everything else

see. I literally like more things about yanks than I don't. so I'm not being biased when I say you should all FUCK OFF

Lads i work like 12 hours a week minimum wage

can I claim bennies

Not British culture, is it? Fuck off from whence you came

just for the meme potential it's trump

Quizot, I have some of his books

I've a couple friends like that. Always getting in scraps the whole time. One joined the british army. He battered some cunt in england but the rmp got him off with a suspended sentence
The other once bet the shit out of a lad for not giving him a bite of a double cheeseburger

based chirac nuking polynesians after the cold war already ended

*honks*
yep
metal gear solid 5 was a good game

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youtu.be/ySoWnxfOnIs
choon

probably trump

i didnt live under any of the truly good presidents and trumps the best we've had in the modern era by a mile.

can you walk me through the conceptual interplay going on in this image/post synthesis

*talkingnormal voice, sometimes a little shout creeps in, volume level 25%*
blahdi blah blah blah he was moving away from that! He saw it as an upward climb, for him, it was all blah blah blaaaah
*volume 100% deafening screech*
THANK YA VERY MUCH!

RIP dead , the politest suicide Iv'e ever known

feel as though I get overstimulated really easily

no
plausible deniability

mi5 lad can I have a job Ill pretend to be gay and brown if its a diversity issue

It’s called autism

He looks like a hobo’s wet sock and has the intelligence of one

not pleased about you dirtying bonbi's good name. she's pure as god's word

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probably not on the spectrum but I'm sure I would've been diagnosed with inattentive ADHD had I gone to a large public school or had parents into that stuff

You an artist, bro? Draw me like one of your American girls

“Oh, well I don’t like the sound of that. That’s a bit illiberal.”

And I’d just say, you just say, “Liberalism is moral syphilis. And I’m stepping over it.”

“Well, I don’t like the sound of that! You sound like a bit of a Fascist to me!”

And I’d say, “There’s nothing wrong with Fascism. Nothing wrong with Fascism at all!”

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An old dirty slag god forgive me lmao. Caked up to the 99s.

well it's the honk frog thing which is a pepe wearing a clown nose and wig and it's referring to the ending of MGSV where it's revealed that the player character isn't actually big boss and that you were just surgically altered to look like big boss so that you could imitate him/spread his legend
*honk*

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mental how ronald reagan's last name is nigger backwards

you just have shit taste, lad

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and im the one sullying bonbi?
never ever use inferior file formats when posting my gf, okay?

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quite pissed and had a big dinner
feel quite cloe to throwing up
I will be alright I reckon and get over it
if we were all out together though I would let rip and projectile vomit on to one of the anime posters or a yank
imagine that
right in their face haha

Still looking for a digital copy of 'Mad' and 'Sade' by Bowden

NO SUCH LUCK

nice to see another appreciator of the polynesian nuclear aesthetics

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and then euronymous made a necklace out of his skull fragment

youtube.com/watch?v=rixzL5WlS-Y

look at him

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nagaer

wanker

yeah you are, and also webms dont work on my ipad