Have you ever met an American IRL?

Never heard of them

>see a really small and insanely fat girl behind the counter in a shop
>she's wearing really tight see through leggings
>closely walk up to her out of curiosity because she stood out
>she opens her mouth the cashier
>English words come out
Ah, it all makes sense now.

i'M SORRY

*to the cashier

no (You)

i met old american man and his son once. They had finnish roots though, so they were coming to see home of their grandfather. Sadly, they didnt speak finnish at all

Nope
i don't go outside

Yes, he was a Portuguese-american boomer who acted like your typical salty american user all the fucking time

i appreciate this squabble

First gringo I ever met was a movie producer looking for locations in some archeological sites in my town. He was very polite. Then I met a cousin's wife from California, remember thinking she was the tallest and thinner woman I have ever seen as a child (no tits or ass), now I understand she was a vegan.

Yes,mormons
Very polite & nice people

Thank god no

Yes, I have a few american relatives. Once in a while they make a family meeting and we travel to the States. Last time I went I was 13 and at the faimily party there was this fat 16 yo girl with a high pitched voice talking all the time about random shit and getting mad because my english wasnt good. She also went on a rant because she couldnt understand how are there people in the world who dont speak english

I met one. A huge man (tall and muscle, not a fatso) from Texas who moved to Switzerland, very cool guy

yes
All of them are very friendly(with smile)

I was born in America. So yes.

USA doesn't exist. Americans are a myth that your leaders invented to control you. All american posters are either shills or bots. Every video set in the US, was really some other location, or a film studio. I hijacked this government IP to post this. They'll be coming for me soon.

why?

Yes, most of my cousins are american

What side of your family is American?

No

yeah at a pub, he did not understand anything i said in my scouse accent. I got sick of repeating myself and walked away from him

she looks mexican

Of course not

I have a mexican-american cousin, he looks like bruno mars but has our irish surname. He tried to message me on facebook but he was wearing a baseball cap backwards so i ignored him

...

Dios mio...

She's white in america

la creatura

what?

why didnt you take your scouse accent off then

We get a lot of American students and they fit in well enough, helps that they have a vaguely similar drinking culture.

disgusting traitors

I have meet a lot of mormons

Could you repeat that?

vocaroo, now

Yeah I've met a few americans in Finland. They tend to be excessively, almost superfluously extraverted, in an ingenuine way. It's hard to take anything seriously from someone who keeps treating everything as the most amazing thing ever. Also feels like they're ridiculing you when they ask obviously meaningless questions and treat whatever answer as deeply interesting. Just my experiences.

Yes plenty.
One time, at the bus stop once when he was being haggled by a beggar. Had to shoo her away and tell him not to do that, he says he just wanted to help. Ask him how much he gave her. "Just hundred bucks"

never heard of him

Based

Yes, I've met two of them and they were disgusting

not even sure what this post is saying

yeah one goes to my school. not like the stereotypes whatsoever. very nice guy actually

kek if true cringe if fake

I'm having a hard time understanding you user, can you please speak english?

It's because they're visiting your country for the first time, of course they will find mundane things interesting, it's a new experience for them.

I'm gonna be honest, I understood "yeah at a pub", but the rest read like you were in the middle of brushing your teeth.
Ah sorry, it's considered polite in the US to ask someone how they are, and maybe a few questions about their day. We call it "small talk" and it is just to open someone up to having a normal conversation.

Tell me about british drinking culture

you have a few pints then give gobbers to the lads

which state is he from?

You go to the bartender and say "oi mate I need a pint for me and th' lads" and the bartender hands everyone a room temperature beer

I have never meet american

Never, but I used to work with Americans, they were very friendly and chill people, would like to hangout with them tbH.

My food technology teacher at secondary school was a Yank. She was nice, but also somewhat intimidating

Yes I have met several americans

Harry stop going on Jow Forums

what was a CHI doing in romania?

come again?

I went to American language school for studying english where all teachers were natives. I remember funny black teachers who could pickup russian girls right at the middle of the lesson, strange aggressive asian, and only one white teacher who always told us that life in America isn’t like in the Movies

Based

Fucking noisy, annoying and snobbish.

Yup. Those are the types of Americans that come to Japan.

my classics teacher was a fat blonde woman from california who really really liked pavement

two retards and a fat nigger

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Had 3 American teachers in highschool

2 were science teachers who were bullied by the students and hated us, another was an English teacher who was quite charming but then he left halfway through the year to teach English in South East Asia or something like that

Yes an american exchange student. She was 20-21, around 6-7/10. She was yelling "YAH" instead of "yes" and spent her entire evening talking about parties and college parties and tequila. Pretty shameful if you ask me.

AIESEC

I went to west coast of the US at once. wh*Te Americans were really awful. Only African Americans were nice and decent.

Yes. Yet in the last days of USSR US missionares visiting my shool and start talking shit to kids. It's funny because we has been innocent soviet children who just don't know about all shit of the world, but these Murikan talking to us as if we are criminal niggers from ghetto instead, sex is bad, narcotics is bad blah-blah. Our reaction has been " wow! She say "SEX"! and we all start laugh.

I other words these Muricans has been fucking morons with superriority complex.

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From my father side. They emigrated to the States in the 800s

Yeah. Some guy that married a Maltese woman and moved here.