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I want to have my way with her.

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absolute stomper

not really bothered

need to sort my own head out first

real tripfag hours
but yeah I think this girl lives 2 hours from me which seems a but undoable tbf but will give her a message tomorrow to put my mind at ease

What troubles you

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still up, toiler?
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any /honeyselect/ man in?

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hahaha
just pick it up bro

I was talking to a traveller fella in the youtube comments the other day. He reckons we're the original whites and that us and the original jews will take over the world or something. Out of his natural mind he was. Tried telling him that jews control everything and that they're evil but he reckons we shouldn't judge them all. Sure they got Jesus killed for fucks sake.

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>pikey

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depression and anxiety partially to blame by my pet rocks drug abuse, partially due to general personality traits.

Girls can't handle me on my bad days and I put them off because of them. It's sad because they do put the effort in but I can't control my emotions or mentality.

wish i had a halfway decent singing voice

Quare load of cum you have in your mouth there.

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was going really well then I well and truly fucked it

would prefer to live in the state of "maybe I have a chance" optimism where nowt actually happens than continually go for it and get my heart broken, don't think I've ever felt as truly shit as this

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big up filthy frank going onto NBC, nigger really made it

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chewn

would love to see an etherwood set

>no social media
>hate night clubs
>have a small social circle
im never getting a gf, am i?

What’s with this lad that replies to random posts with random images and webms and no text

Is it ‘tism?

I would the 2 of them

>depression and anxiety
haha alri moni

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and a knorr rich beef stock pot!

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The person that posts the most smelliest female arse gets a (You).

gonna need sauce on this ta x

Damn she's so beautiful. Just look at her. She's perfect.

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flag fits the post

nefarious forces waging psyops on the denizens of these thread

About to drop out of uni. Walked to my friends room and idly asked if she knew anyone who had any speed I could take to possibly help with my work.

She reached under her bed and straight-up gave me some speed for free

neat!

don't worry lad, not many people get relationships in their 20s.

people want more than they can have then settle at 30 because they realise life is short.

just enjoy your life and do what you love first.

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there's still a chance mate try joining a club to meet people

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filthy franks evolution to joji is one of the most inspiring things ive seen tbqh

MI5?

>neat!

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very underrated drug, needs to be used responsibly though.

In my mind I reckon you're in their for a bit of sex. You should ask her.

first year?

straight hair on black women looks weird, like dreads on white people

need me a curly haired sistah

Damn.

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Did it help?

>In my mind I reckon you're in their for a bit of sex. You should ask her.

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doing a masturbate

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tired of my stupid fucking job
wish i had an actual career

cant believe i am asking you of all people for this, but do you have any tips for responsible drug use?

Second year actually

>needing speed to do some uni work

my my quite possibly a contender for the runtiest post of the year
please tell me you at least micromanage doses, i heard thats a thing

damn... the brothas is killing us

You'll never know if you don't ask.

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Dave is like an early adult/teenage Alan Partridge

Why does everyone on Jow Forums feel the need to conform to the site's culture instead of retaining their own views? You would think anonymity would breed creativity and free speech but instead it's just a hugbox of the same views over and over.

remember when I took speed in school. Asked the teacher if could go to the toilet but she didnt understand what I said as I said it so fast, then when I slowly said it and got up my stoll fell over. My mate next to me was dying of laughter, dunno how I got away with it

People like you just shouldn't post on this site, please get some help, you sound seriously mentally ill

'itis says she hates drugs/drug users but introduced me to her mate who's a dealer, he insisted on putting his number in my phone

feel like this is a test

You don't know the pressure I'm under you little twat

Wow, What an incredibly insightful post

Vast majority of people hate nightclubs
thing is, its like a human mating ground. So im still forced to visit them

>needing speed to do some college work
just drop out now dummy, save everyones time

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i tried going to uni
wasn't for me

Please elaborate then

carthago... delenda est... selfie

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>people who disagrees are mentally ill
That's what they said in the Soviet Union. Glad you're admitting to that.

>speed for uni work

just take Modafinil or drink coffee you weapon

No I'm saying you overanalyse something as simple as posting on an anonymous website, and now you're conflating it with the Soviet Union. Honestly mate, get an appointment with your GP and explain you believe you're mentally ill. They can and will help you in a case as serious as yours.

Coffee doesn’t do anything

Modafinol is speed

senor de macaco..

seen this post before, this argument before, this whole period before. everyone does have their own views, you just forget about them because you don't find them important.

used to wear glasses just like this
not as hairy though

>uni work
lol
paid my mate to do all of mine
got a first

Deano

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It's raining again

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Care to elucidate?

there are some genuine idiots itt you’d wonder how they navigate life

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If you've got the money, then literally why not? I would. Second year Law student here and this second term is absolutely wiping the floor with me

Learn stuff but i don't go to uni

going to bed

hope my fire alarm doesn't work and i die from smoke inhalation

not really, you can either do it or not.

if you can't do it, stick towards drugs that don't utterly fuck your life up such as acid or ket.

not many people can use drugs responsibly but here are some guidelines at how often you can use them anyways:

coke - weekly
ket - every three days
mdma - monthly (doing it twice in a week isn't going to ruin you but mdma will fuck you up eventually and it does to everyone who doesn't respect it)
speed - every two weeks
acid - weekly

them guidelines are i m o the absolute minimum break before you're getting reckless and these are just my own guidelines after my pet rocks couple of years use. could be diff for you.

2bh tho lad you're in uni, loads of people in uni get absolutely cunted on drugs, do it now so it's out of the way before you enter the work life.

and keep away from meth and heroin obv, not that you'll find them in uni unless you actively go looking for them.

>taking drugs to function
anglo culture sounds grim

I like that feeling where you're really tired and you can feel the sleep coming on. So relaxing lads. Who needs drugs.

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