This confuses and angers the non-American

Is it true that America doesn't have drinkable tap water in most cities? They instead buy plastic water bottles?

>b-but muh superior method of heating water

Not in most cities, but some have undrinkable tap water (Flint). Most people prefer bottled water though because it's better filtered.

What is supposed to be confusing? Is there a meme?

>non-Americans think this is literally as dangerous as a bomb

While we do have drinkable tap water in all our cities, in NZ we usually frown on someone who chooses to drink plastic bottled water because of its environmental effects (unless you need to buy bottles to reuse or you are going camping etc). So it's strange to me.

no, tap water is totally fine (and actually really good) in 99% of american cities, people just think it is unsafe for (((some reason)))

ive never used a microwave for anything

marketing?

>american bragging about anything involving food
kek

>water
>food
>belgium
>country

how else are you going to neutralise all the fluoride?

>assblasted so badly he lost the ability to form coherent sentences
Based Belgian banter.

Everybody stop talking for a bit. Who the fuck is this nigga? This niggas flags looks like doodoo

Not true, most tap water has chlorine and fluoride. I've seen some tests where the TDS is higher than some dirty fishing ponds

I'm an Amerimutt and this still confuses me.

Do you have a good recipe?

If there is coffee left over in the pot and it is cold, my dad pours it intona.mug and throws it into the microwave and turns it on for way too long and forgets about. He comes back 20 mins later and it all boiled out of the mug into the bottom of the microwave and he cusses for 5 minutes straight when he remembers and checks it

There is nothing wrong with fluoride.

they've gotten to you, poor thing

why does this baffle europeans so much? its more convenient than a kettle and it negates the need to spend money on a kettle in the first place. it heats water pretty fast too.

there are no microwaves in most of europe.

It's something a lot of americans don't have (because we don't need it) so it is automatically something a bunch of yuros can jump on like electric kettles are suddenly the most advanced technology in the world that only absolute barbarians don't use

No air conditioners or icemakers either.

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>superheating the water
Yeah this confuses and angers me.

>fill mug with water
>pop in microwave for 2 minutes
>piping hot
>have a nice cup of tea with a granola bar for an energizing snack
Meanwhile, in Yurop
>have to chop lumber in backyard, bring inside and start a fire
>wait for a sufficient amount of coals
>fetch some water from the nearby nuclear power plant runoff stream
>pour into kettle, place over hot coals
>wait an hour for water to come up to a boil
>pour into mug
>make freeze dried instant coffee and serve with chocolate sprinkles on buttered white bread

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>Is more convenient than a kettle
no it isnt
>and it negates the need to spend money on a kettle in the first place
They are £5
>it heats water pretty fast too.
not as fast as my kettle

amerimelts don't understand electric kettles

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we literally have no reason to buy them, nigger.

yeah and I don't need a gun but you never shut the fuck up about it

I consider microwaving cringe for anything but a cold meal or cold coffee. Apparently you can microwave a hot dog sausage in 1m30 but I take the long (read: based and redpilled) way of cooking in boiling water.

>boiling water
>not steaming them
Cringe and bluepilled. Water makes them lose flavor and taste nasty

I only ever used mine for making scrambled eggs but after i tried making them in a pan they tasted so much better that i never went back to the microwave. I go to my parents house and i cringe when they make them in the microwave(even adding milk to them despite that drying them out even more)

>soulless
Meanwhile in Yurop
>soul

Yes. Bottled water companies have an interest in portraying tap water as somehow inferior to their product. It's bullshit, but oh well.

>he doesn't know the Way of Tea
>he doesn't take the time to carefully prepare and present, letting the bad out and the good in
>Instead he rushes to devour his processed food
>which in turn makes him fat and consumes him

What do you do when you need more than a cup of hot water? Bust out the kettle? Put two mugs in the microwave?
>inb4 we literally have no reason to boil more than a cup of water at a time

>yuros don't get the wa la meme

>while you were out partying, I was studying THE TEA
>while you were out getting pregnant and doing drugs, I was brewing THE TEA
>And now that you've burned out and want a pick me up, you have the nerve to approach me?

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im a bong and I microwave cold cups of tea/coffee when I cbf boiling the kettle, sue me

>t. coffee drinker

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I prefer a nice, dark roast in the morning. Black, of course, as adding sugar and cream just dilutes the rich, complex flavor of coffee.

why would anyone eat hotdogs when you can get proper sausages instead

Still much more caffeine in that fat fuck's venti mocha latte bullshit drink than your cup of tea. Tea is for women.

>What do you do when you need more than a cup of hot water?
Pot on the stove because I would cooking in that scenario.

This, but unironically. Tea, like wine, is actually complex enough to warrant being snobbish about, unlike coffee and beer.

>muh caffeine
wow

in the UK coffee is for women and tea is for men

Didn't some kid prove this fucks with the micro nutrients via a science fair project? I don't think it's toxic or anything but probably screws with electrolytes and what not. tl;dr don't use it to make anything for health benefits

if you superheat plastic it leaches endocrine disruptors into the liquid which gives you bitchtits

it also makes the bad stuff from plastic leech into food quicker

I don't drink coffee or tea, so I use neither the kettle nor the microwave for this purpose.

>having plastic mugs
Fucking pleb.

i was more thinking about heating up stuff in tupperware/takeaway containers, but ok. i'm ceramic masterrace all the way

>having plastic tupperware containers
Fucking pleb.

>I'm a high-test manly man that's why I need more drugs to stay awake
>preferably with 16floz of soy milk and half a pound of syrup

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>the bad stuff

It isn't voodoo, mate. Microwaveable plastic is BPA-free.

>micro nutrients
>science fair project
>screws with electrolytes

This reads like a transcript of idiocracy, what the fuck are you on about?

it's "safe" but tastes and smells really bad

Literally none of that was in idiocracy except for the word electrolytes you dumb dingo fucker

>smells really bad
washing your clothes in that probably explains why americans are so smelly

Sounds subhuman as fuck.

Based.

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take his words with a grain of salt, he's american, he probably just doesn't like water because it isn't as tasty as Coca-Cola™

Propane is the only way you sissy.

>in NZ we usually frown on someone who chooses to drink plastic bottled water because of its environmental effects
>being this cucked

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Yes.

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Most bottled water comes from a tap in the plant it's from

T.used to work for Pepsi

imagine drinking microwaved water

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That ain't cucked, that's just caring about our environment.

2bh, I never microwaved water until I saw this meme. It's a handy trick at work where there's only a microwave.

you tried

>mfw Americans circumsise their kids in the microwave

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