/brit/

*falls asleep in bed at 11am*

just pulled this out of my nose

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what does this have to do with British culture?

more disgusted by your dirty nails

/brit/ is more of a chatroom environment. get with the program.

>In Confessions, Crowley also describes how he witnessed Bennett levitate several feet above floor upside down while in meditation.
>Bennett was one of the first European converts to Buddhism

What did he mean by this?

cut your nails and enjoy your clean nose

my cat likes playing with chopsticks, knew she'd love them. shes never seen them before and i just woke her up with them and she had a "What the fuck is that?" face on and started smelling them, then biting them, swatting them, rubbing her face on them, and i left her alone with the chopsticks on my bed and came back to her rolling them around

hoh my gosh :3

if you spell kerb like "curb" you're basically a yank

NAME a sexier fragrance. i'll wait.

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ive read posts about sucking cock that were less gay

is this shit actually worth the money

curb is the etymologically correct way of spelling it

>actually sitting there and reading posts about sucking cock

hahah gay

Bow bow chik chika chika

meat genuinely is not murder

it's not even that expensive lol it's like $100 for the regular size and it'll last you months of regular use

Fahrenheit - Dior

i'm enjoying my nose bleed at the moment
the wank is officially adjourned

Could murder a salad right now

>spending $100 on fucking perfume
if you aren't a literal billionaire and you're doing this you're a fucking retard

you guys are pretty cool. dont go outside tomorrow.

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clearly you don’t spend much time here

hmmmm ok then....

I want to lick Emma Watso's pussy.

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Are skinwalkers/fleshgaits in the new world real?

drakkar noir customer detected

alri buddy keep buying chemically citrusy polo fragrances at walgreens lol

>$100 for some smelly water
Good goyim. Do you want to buy some clothing with the big designer brand logo on too?

I want to shag Emma Watson.

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Where is Thailad that wanker

did u cum

yeah i seen a yee naaldlooshii once on a coke binge

copped this Jansport for $200 on sale the other day. jelly, fag?

I don't wear perfume because I'm not a faggot

dead, hopefully

mate you a truly a bizarre individual
you have a redditflag, i know when you post. i have never seen you reply to anyone and ive never seen you post anything other than emma watson.
what is your end goal?

do you know what adjourned means?

Buy a thing of Brut for like $5.

how so

>I don't wear perfume because I'm not a faggot

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I take off my flag when I post normally

Alri mate. How you doing? What are you up to?

Imagine using cologne regularly
You have to be either french or a paki in order to do so

Belief is manifestation
>I'll always be a miserable virgin
>They'll never make a good album again
>Everything since x event is shit
These are beliefs which manifest through people's lives and spread through 'memes' in the same way that Crowley & Co's rituals do. Ergo, """"Magic"""" is real, in the sense that willing something into existence actually has SOME effect. Simply saying something outwardly has *some* impact like when people say "be careful what you put out into the universe bro", etc.

>i have never seen you reply to anyone and ive never seen you post anything other than emma watson
You must not post here often then. I make regular posts all the time. Case in point

good post

got chased by aliens once and i'll never be able to rationalize what happened. i wasnt even alone, i was with a friend and he saw the exact same thing i did.

What should i for a career lads?

english teacher

Pussy move and genuinely quite bent. Jansport is what teenage girls wear and skaters and stuff. You carry wax in your bag bro? You got an old camera in there? Going to film some footy? Fucking faggot! Fuck you man! Fuck your bag

I experienced psychosis after a heavy ketamine, cocaine and alcohol binge alone in my room. Like loosing grip on reality. I was drinking water and convinced myself it was beer. I stripped of naked in my room and blindfolded myself listening to something ring a bell to guide me to grab the lightbulb. I smeared swastikas all over my mirrors with sudocreme. I thought I was the 2nd coming of Hitler and have a speech against (((them))) to a bunch of old locals in a British legionarie club. It’s fucked up.

English teacher in a third world nation

> "be careful what you put out into the universe bro", etc.

thats all a load of crap, suck a niggers dick

*timewarp opens up where im sucking a niggers dick*

WAUUUUHHHOOhhUUWHAH WHAAA??

r-rashad?

Jew ki*ller

What do you will into the world? Through what method do you implement this? A mantra? Sounds like a cumbersome state of mind in itself.

>In the first incident, the choirboys broke away from a procession outside the cathedral and snuck back into the sacristy - a room where priests dress for mass - and were swigging sacramental wine when Pell walked in.

>Pell, dressed in his Archbishop’s robes, told the boys they were in trouble and then exposed himself.

>He pushed one of the boys close to his penis, before turning to the second boy and putting his penis in the boy’s mouth.

>Pell then masturbated as he fondled the second boy’s genitals.

This is what Micks believe in

I do very good in my English classes
But I don't want to become a teacher

what part of this am I supposed to be outraged about?

harsh but fair punishment imho

mouthyank entering tryhard mode

Teach english to niggers

lads

im stoned again

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The lads broke the rules and got their just desserts, you cannot blame the papal institution for this misdeed

> I thought I was the 2nd coming of Hitler and have a speech against (((them))) to a bunch of old locals in a British legionarie club

would've been cool if they became your followers and you started going on tours around the country giving rousing speeches and become a popular politician but only when youre on a bunch of drugs

become hitler

got really drunk once and thought it was WW1 again, i was stumbling down the streets shouting "WE'RE AT WAR, COME AND FIGHT YOU COWARDS". woke up on the path outside in the morning. barely remember anything apart from shouting, walking down an old fashioned street which i dont think existed cos nowhere around here looks like that and hearing old timey radio chatter in my head.
mental what your mind can do innit

your uncles dead

we killed him :^)

No, it really isn't. "Ideas function causally to bring about their own reality" basically.
Don't know. Read some stuff by Israel Regardie or something and find out. You have to understand that Crolwey and others like him were extremely intelligent. It's not just some nut job, they're all high IQ freaks.
Read this first though it might help
merliquify.com/blog/articles/hyperstition/

the wank resumes
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ooberdoober

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What type of weed are you smoking?

Learn a second language and work as translator then...
Usually pays really well

Yes lad, I have a similar tale. One time I blacked out on alcohol and found myself walking down a motorway for two hours until the police picked me up, I had convinced myself that I was a German soldier after Germany had surrendered in WW2 and was crying and laughing frantically the whole time. Bit of a weirdo with substances in me 2bh.

kek. Shame his brother survived to breed this excuse for offspring.

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aaaaahahahaha

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trying yank food (biscuits and gravy)
tasted a bit weird

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talking to a mental health volunteer over IM

proper freaking her out i can tell
i think shes a bit of a nerd and my casual talk about heavy drugs use and sexual degeneracy is making her uncomfrotable

Don’t test a Virgo my nigga.

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

I GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

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those are waffles you dumbo

Cathcucks are out of control

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What you saying then you cheeky boi, nothing the lads at /brit/ can’t handle, right?

some dispensary shit

scrounged it up from my grinder

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u wot? Those are custard creams and bourbons m8

yew dun fucked up, boah

dat righ dehre aint no bizzkit no way no how thuh fuuuck

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sure but im not one of those gaybos who flood /brit/ with their selfpitying drivel

im depressed but im not a blogposter

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I’m pisces but I’d rather be a killer whale