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Reminder that disease-infested sodomites work in the food industry

gonna sleep now

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How do we deal with the tranny menace?

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need a game to play until FF7 finally comes out next month

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truxton

>turn based jrpg game

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Is it true that it's illegal for a passenger to drink in a car?

>rpg games

t. Mark

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Yes, it's illegal to have any open container of alcohol in a vehicle

not if you don't get caught!

lol
but open guns are OK

this is why white men are so violent

Might have a cheese & bacon burger for dinner lads. Might actually leave the house today. HAHA

no, it just cant be alcohol

usually I hate JRPG's but FF7 is just so cheesy and low-poly its endearing

nice

are you stank tho

Can you leave the house whenever you want?

This might be pretty wild to any euros out there:

If you buy a case of beer, and take one out, that is legally considered open liquor in my jurisdiction. That means you can have a 12-pack of beer with one beer missing, in a bag, in your closed trunk, and if you get caught transporting that by the police, they'll treat it the same as if you had a rum and coke on the go in your cup-holder

Same goes for carrying it down the street (you're not allowed to have open liquor in public here too)

i fucking hate usa, the land of low iq mutts. they can eat a lot, they can shit a lot!

No. I just put some deodorant on.
Yeah.

I love kimchi and Korean bbq

HE COME TO ME WITH MONEY IN HIS HAND
HE OFFERED ME, I DIDN'T ASK HIM
I WASN'T KNOCKING SOMEONE'S DOOR DOWN, I WAS RUNNING FROM THAT
WHEN I GOT OUT, I WAS IN THAT
I WAS ALREADY THROUGH THAT, I HAD THAT
I HAD THE STUDIO, I WENT TO THE STUDIO
I WENT TO VOX STUDIOS. I HAD IT ALL, AND I LOOKED AT IT AND SAID, 'THIS IS A BIGGER JAIL THAN I JUST GOT OUT OF.'
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY TIME GOING TO WORK
I GOT A MOTORCYCLE AND A SLEEPING BAG
AND TEN OR FIFTEEN GIRLS
WHAT THE HELL I WANNA GO OFF INTO -- AND GO TO WORK FOR?
WORK FOR WHAT, MONEY? I GOT ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD
I'M THE KING, MAN
I RUN THE UNDERWORLD, GUY
I DECIDE WHOS DOES WHAT AND WHERE THEY DO IT AT
WHAT AM I, GONNA RUN AROUND AND ACT LIKE I'M SOME TEENYBOPPER SOMEWHERE, FOR SOMEBODY ELSE'S MONEY?
I MAKE THE MONEY, MAN, I ROLL THE NICKELS
THE GAME IS MINE
I DEAL THE CARDS

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lol
b you're free to suck cock and be a gay tranny in public in canada because it's inclusive

Bro, you've got to venture out of the house more, it's the key to a happy life

gfs mom is being annoying again

Alright. Not that it's the worst kind of law (a bit unnecessary only), just didn't expect it to be a law in usa.

Here the police will just test your alcohol levels. A passenger is allowed to drink tho.

pingo

I don't like being a loner in public. I get weird looks from people. It's also torture to see cuties with their BF's & that could have been me, if only I wasn't born ugly & an aspie.

well if it rains I don't care don't make no difference to me just take that streetcar that's going uptown

Last time I went to a night club with some friends, we were just about ready to go and this completely non-passable tranny came in and started twirling around and doing cartwheels near our table (and others). We were already nearly done for the night so we took that as our cue to leave. As we collected our coats from coat-check, security was asking the tranny to leave, and he started autistically screeching about Muh Transphobia to no avail

It's nice to see that cancer is still mostly confined to the online realm, but you still get shit when you bring it into meatspace

Aww I wish I was there, we could hang out and you wouldn't have to venture alone.

I Like America. My American ESL teacher was a Based guy.

>A passenger is allowed to drink tho.
There's a bit of a grey area, at least in my state (eash state has different laws on this), where the passengers can be drunk as long as the driver is not. Designated sober drivers is the idea.

They're not supposed to be drinking in the car, but 95% of the time if the driver is sober, the cop would let that slide.

She's just upset that you're not dicking her down too

I have never been in a night club while sober enough to comprehend anything that's happening

ed

?

Wondering around alone is top tier comfy though.

hmmm
don't know what happened here
wanted to say "nice" but i'm using a remote control app on my phone so i can browse from the sofa

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*wandering
.. obviously

I don't like the country of Taiwan

you have no reason to
i love taqitos

Before my gf moved in with me her mom used to stare at me when I was picking her up and would photograph my car as we drove away

r u black

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I have never been to a night club

you mean small tacos?

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Give me a cute Mexican gf! Taiwan is smaller than my room.

Yeah why

I’m a pasty white man and my gf is brown

Night clubs are full of scumbags and losers. Literally the only thing they're good for is getting way too drunk with a couple of pals and dancing the night away with no regard for any of the other patrons

IM A SICK FUCK I LIKE THE FUCK QUICK FUCK

tell the truth
which one of you is telling lies?

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Get this: I have an old friend who still lives with his parents, and his overbearing mother basically does the same with me

White man is known to play tricks

The one who isn’t a Jow Forumstard obsessed with black men

>I’m a pasty white man and my gf is brown
Thumbnail of American society.

why are asian women such absolute SLUTS?

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si

Hey /cum/ how many abortions have you been responsible for?????

one

Zero as far as I know

>new message from: Traveling Atheist
Why do I even bother with dating apps?

Are you some kinda shitlord? you should be out there fucking sluts so they get the opportunity to have an abortion!

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I’m a nasty white woman and my bf is black

curious opinion and i feel certain it was parental

Nice dubs. Story?

I deleted all dating apps after too much shit like that

Currently trying to find a wife irl, with some success but we'll see where things go

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dating apps are like the lottery
(scratchers)

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it still blows my mind that a politician had to deny being a witch.

sexed her with condom and it broke without me realizing it and i juiced a load in her puss doggy
few weeks later i noticed her tits are starting to change and she visits the doc and finds out she's preg for real
two doc visits later she had theg vacuum up her snatch and a glob of embryo goo went down the drain
she even took an instax pic with the abortion doctor lol

The foreign women I met through the dating app(Tinder)were all weirdos. The two women I actually met irl were cringe af.

revolting

Western women are very often disgusting creatures

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There’s someone replying to 5 hour old posts in the old thread

remember kony2012

This man is an American hero and I shan't stand for any dixiefags tarnishing his good name

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I did, the guy went insane

Imagine being a single mother LOL

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Should I apply for this job requiring two years of experience? I have none.

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hey footkraut ur a hottie LMAO what do your tats say?

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remember the ice bucket challenge

this guy is a mystery to me

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well translate it for us

I was not lucky or foreigners in South Korea are autistists. One was a white girl from Michigan (English teacher) and the other was a Dutch exchange student. Both were able to do a little Korean and seemed to imitate the behavior and tone of Korean girls. We met near Sinsa Station and ate dinner, watched movie and separated. It was before I joined the military.

Wh ot

no daddy

>Western women who use dating apps are almost all mentally ill
>Expats in east asia are almost all mentally ill
That's one hell of a Venn Diagram. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start

cant sleep

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