/brit/

most japs are public transport runtoids
building cars doesn't negate the inherent insectoid characteristics of the oriental

nah was dogshit

Something toilers never say

haha bet it was my post that set him off

>45 mins ago
>25 mins ago
>threads since that reply

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WANT NOT SAY SWEAR WORD SO HE SAY OTHER SWEAR WORD BUT HE HIDE IT WITH L BECAUSE HE REMEMBER NAME SOUND LIKE SWEAR WORD BUT WITH L HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA THIS GOOD SMART COMEDY HAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOT NAME WRONG AND SHE CORRECT HIM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

What did you order

ran ran rooo

not even out of my pyjamas

having breakfast, dentist at 2pm, meeting a client at 4pm

toil started at 9am haha

the handwashing bit was my favourite

Get off your phone at the table you runt.

habeas corpus is a hebrew invention and a net detriment to a prosperous society

>most japs are public transport runtoids
and?
that just means the ones that drive cars are really dedicated and passionate

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Don’t finish work until 5:00 then it’s an hour in the gym. Oh well it’s dinner time in an hour and a half.

Hey Amer, writing is your one true talent. You’re highly literate and expressive. And you have a better command of the English language than the vast majority of native-born Englishmen. Why not build an identity as a (frustrated & under-employed) writer?

just woke up lads!

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Need myself an old Skyline or RX-7 tbqh.

haha did the man struggle to operate the big touchscreen

posting this from the previous thread
what do you think?

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>Oh well it’s dinner time in an hour and a half.
well it's not, is it
hasn't even been lunchtime yet

Had a whole week “working at home” a month ago as the toilet in the office broke. Did fuck all I even went out one night with some of my mates who are still students.

Lazy toad

Reckon I'd have a harem of 10 trillion female life forms.

the burden of proof should fall on the accused

wasn't worth posting the first time either

Looks British

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See last thread lad

>rice burners
get out of here with that faggot shit

Breakfast
Dinner
Tea
What are you some kind of southerner?

might eat my big meal of the day at 12

Haha it’s just like minecraft

ah yes, let's name a meal after a drink

No wonder northerners are such fat cunts, they eat their dinner at lunchtime.

a tiger? in africa?

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hate it when I'm asked whether I want a tea up North, say yeah and I'm presented with a full-on beef stroganoff

going to tell her how I feel today

Looks distinctly french to me

it's lunch time, better have my dinner

Lunchtime just sounds so American

>dem nipponese drive dem rice burners insted of driven a big manly truck like us coal burners i mean coal rollers YEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWWWW
what american car culture?
its all just foreign cars and muscle cars running over crowds

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brits are of norman extraction so entirely normal

I hope your mum understands x

Breakfast
Brunch
Dinner and
Tea

The abbreviation lunch is taken from the more formal Northern English word luncheon, which is derived from the Anglo-Saxon word nuncheon or nunchin meaning 'noon drink'

Just perusing poleys blog
His writing ability is atrocious

Don’t think I’ve had any serious feelings for a girl since school. Even my gf of 4 years I was over after only a week, I liked her a lot but I wouldn’t have called it love.

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So lunch is named after a drink too, suddenly tea doesn’t sound so stupid dose it?

what about second breakfast

>nipponese
Can't take the rest of the sentence seriously as there's zero chance that type of yank would know the Japanese name for Japan.

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dose it?

hey Cody rad sneakers bro! you wanna go to taco bell at lunchtime dude???

Wasn’t a massive fan of the Partridge last night but I think that’s because I was expecting a literal KMKYWAP 2
It was still quite funny though

Reckon if amer had one of those "commonly used words" things in his blog paki would be the biggest word on the collage. Pic related.

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not gonna lie I wouldn't mind a californian skateboarder bf

Why are southerners such dickheads though?
Everyone who I know from fine south who has moved up north says everyone is way more friendly.

yeah you're probably right i'm giving them too much credit

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wish someone would shoot that nigger obama in his nigger face

yeah you sound well friendly right now

"Nips" was the primary slur for the Japanese on both sides of the Atlantic until the 1970s.

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gang 'za

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who would want to live down South and actually make something of themselves when you could come up North and doss your life away with a bunch of friendly low-lifes?

Might watch a film later

20 year old redditors are very easy to spot

Northerners are amongst the most ill-mannered boors I’ve met

What film?

Why would I be friendly in /brit/ you lot are all mean to me

100% objectively correct

Just finished me tomato soup lads

Not decided for definite but probably Cremaster 3

Looks rancid

Frozen

america (a country with a population of 320 million) can't make better cars than japan (a country with a population of 120 million)

lol, what a joke

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His name is Doug
He’s an ugly mug
With the face of a pug
Sat on a butt plug

same
planning to watch batman vs superman then justice league
that's 5 hours of movie though
bvs is 3 hours can you believe that?

Blasted Becks

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In all fairness the norf has some up and coming places like Manchester and Leeds.

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asian people are disgusting
particularly the women

Ever wanked, came, and then continued wanking until you came again?
Is it possible?

So at best you'd have to be 50+ to have ever used it, Jap, slant-eye or something like that seems far common.

Tell her you reckon you could get your nob that far.

kidulthood

Make up ya mind will ya?

Americans only want yummy mummy mobiles that let the other mums know how “cool” and tough they are when they drop their woglet off at the daycare parking lot

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>watching capeshit

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i'm in love with my english professor lads

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haven't seen that one but apparently it took 16 years to make or summat

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

So a boomer, and they are still in charge. No one gives a shit what young people think, do, or say.