/brit/

umaru edition

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doing a (very) stinky poo at toil

my grandfather had a very jewish face from what i remember of him, slotted very neatly into the stereotypical phenotype

dumb crossposter

haha 7 is a 7 anywhere. you go to something like china and average person is below a 5 not racist just how it is. you can go to spain and the average is probably more like 5.5. but you kinda have an idea of what an average girl looks like. If you are getting with above average then they are probably 6 at least yeh - or maybe 5.5 or whatever but always feel stupid getting into decimals.

-.- you have to go back

Eating lunch in the park, some yank bint and her baby are ruining the ambience.

How long have you lads been posting in /brit/?

my grandfather is illiterate

prefer not to say

Heres a five, five five five
Ghost reportin
Call the shot
Never know what hit 'em

last night I had a dream about playing footy at the park with my mates when I was younger.
I went to that park this morning for a walk as the weather was good and I hadn't been there in years. I was walking through a heavily wooded area of the park and came across a homeless looking nigger squatting while taking a shit. we locked eyes for a split second then I walked away quickly. It all felt like a strange continuation of the dream.

OHHHHH FUCKKKK I'VE GOT UNI TOIL IN HALF A HOUR *starts hyperventilating* H-H-H-H-H

croatian diaspora

genocide people who can't read

*begins screaming*

Urrgggg

since 2013

japan makes even commieblocks look comfy

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Now you've just made me think about all those retards in school who struggled to read in class lmao cheers

they're actually calling my references lads
the whole house of cards is about to come apart at the seams

house of cards doesn't have seams

What kind of mongoloid chav school did you go to?

Having a shit or something lad?

lol

Is sueposter in army now

Your mum's school

who did you put down as your references

working on my tier list for the various types of asian
so far malaysians and mongols are on the top while cambodians and han chinese are at the bottom

dear sir, I've just been elevated

Japan is so wonderful country outside concrete jungles of Tokyo and such

ffs some platoon of fat, loud dancing girls are near me in the park now. Can't win desu, going to the pub to sip a cold lager in the sun instead.

light chuckle
roaring
screaming

*nods approvingly*

alreet, pawel

dog bless polebro

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oh hes done you again bruce

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Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want

mad to think it's already happy hour in the uk

Le Brit roach

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My dick arises when your mum climbs out my bed in the morning

I am a Gamer

air force i think

fucking moron thought a house of cards was stitched so as to have seams

Teeth looks even worse than brit

dump the gamer images on this guy

alone?

me too (blackpilled pc gamer)

get a job

Corr

its a figure of speech you fucking mug
if you say something is coming apart at the seams you mean its falling apart, you can apply it to literally anything
fucking mentalist spacker you are

Fantastic. Hopefully he get shot down by Luftwaffe

gamers and virginity

is there a deadlier combination?

how blackpilled am I?
well I'd take a black gf before an asian gf, should speak for itself

Just saw someone walk down my road and looking into cars. Probably a skeghead casing which cars to rob.

What do I do?

"my house of cards of coming apart at the seams" is a bit of a misnomer desu desu

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any gamers play metro exodus yet (pirated of course)

Rorke gasping for breath

Rorke grasping at straws

fuck off idiotic bastard

bit rude

Rorke being carried through the ICU on a stretcher

pengurham?

had a thought for a designer fashion runway if you attatched a gold chain to a yellow pouch of amber leaf and the model wore it as a handbag everyone would be like wow thats profound cause smoking is sexy and a fashion accessory who is this enigma who came up with it

rather be a gamer and virgin than a sad cunt who goes out every night trying to get fanny from uggos because that's all he can get

good try but that isn't me. would never post anime

That's strike 3 for rorke

He is outta there!

Yes. Durham cathedral is Harry Potter

haven't had a tinder match in two weeks lads

Rorke in tears

cope.

emailed the chambers of commerce for EVERY mid to large sized city in my state lads
i WILL get an internship this summer!

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me? I have +99 waiting to be matched

don't @ me toil shitter

What state?

I'm a gamer with a gf

Rorke writhing in pain

rorke cashing out his bet early

[crowd murmurs]

ATTENTION
ATTENTION

CORE REACTOR FAILURE DETECTED IN RORKE QUADRANT

PLEASE EVACUATE THREAD
RORKE MELTDOWN IMMINENT

Why is she thanking me

eating discos cause i'm a groovy guy

Rorke on his last legs

back to cutting wood runt

Doctor sat me down and told me there's nothing more they can do for Rorke, they'll be taking him off life support and letting him pass peacefully.

hope you do, so i don't have to read your awful posts

one less yank is what this general needs, to be quite honest with you

bunch of cringy, reddit-like, unfunny bastards

Rorke getting sucked by a leftypol nigger

who the fuck was that asking about me

think part of the problem is i spent a load of time liking every single girl and apparently that pushes you to the bottom of the barrel

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Rorke status: Delayed indefinitely

rorke about to be sent to lumbridge

yes it does. I only like birds I fancy and also birds I think will fancy me back.

not sure

Was so depressed like a minute ago
Poured myself a glass of gin and now I'm grinning ear to ear

God bless whoever first discovered alcohol.

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doug doug doug you can't act like a white supremacist anymore, you're a sweet little happa

Britman
Hot hot hot
lachlan oi
Blllrr, murkk

if i liked birds that I would think would fancy me back i'd just uninstall the app
i've had a few matches here and there but they seem to lead to nothing

Rorke waving the white flag